| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Steel Curtain | 159 | 92 | 251 | 23 | | Home | Memphis Hound Dogs | 130 | 113 | 243 | 19 |
| Memphis Hound Dogs |
Steel Curtain |
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| S | D.J. Shockley QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Chris Redman QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Matt Ryan QB ATL | 21 |
| I | Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT | 0 |
| I | Charlie Batch QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Dennis Dixon QB PIT | 0 |
| I | Byron Leftwich QB PIT | 0 |
| S | Olin Kreutz OC ??? | 8 |
| I | Jake Grove OC LV | 0 |
| S | Steve Hutchinson OG MIN | 0 |
| I | Floyd Womack OG SEA | 0 |
| I | Walter Jones OT SEA | 0 |
| S | Todd Weiner OT ??? | 11 |
| I | Sam Baker OT ATL | 0 |
| S | Brian Waters OG KC | 5 |
| S | Jammal Brown OT NO | 12 |
| B | Ryan Moats RB HOU | 0 |
| B | Cadillac Williams RB TB | 0 |
| B | Patrick Cobbs RB MIA | 4 |
| S | Adrian Peterson RB MIN | 11 |
| S | Plaxico Burress WR NYG | 9 |
| I | Reggie Williams WR JAC | 0 |
| B | Chris Chambers WR LAC | 2 |
| I | Jabar Gaffney WR NE | 0 |
| I | Earl Bennett WR CHI | 0 |
| S | Reggie Brown WR PHI | 1 |
| B | Jerramy Stevens TE TB | 4 |
| S | Todd Heap TE BAL | 11 |
| B | David Thomas TE NE | 3 |
| S | Vernon Davis TE SF | 15 |
| I | Jason Hanson K DET | 0 |
| S | Joe Nedney K SF | 5 |
| S | New Orleans OST NO | 4 |
| S | Shaun Ellis DE NYJ | 7 |
| B | Darryl Tapp DE SEA | 7 |
| S | Haloti Ngata DE BAL | 8 |
| S | Jamal Williams NT LAC | 2 |
| I | Casey Hampton NT PIT | 0 |
| I | Geno Hayes LB TB | 0 |
| B | Derrick Brooks OLB TB | 4 |
| S | David Thornton OLB TEN | 6 |
| B | Mike Vrabel ILB NE | 2 |
| B | Cato June OLB TB | 2 |
| B | Scott Fujita OLB NO | 8 |
| B | Larry Foote ILB PIT | 3 |
| S | Gerald Hayes ILB ARI | 6 |
| S | Stephen Cooper ILB LAC | 10 |
| S | Dhani Jones OLB CIN | 7 |
| S | Quentin Jammer CB LAC | 14 |
| B | Chevis Jackson CB ATL | 1 |
| I | Deltha O'Neal CB NE | 0 |
| B | Champ Bailey CB DEN | 0 |
| B | Randall Gay CB NO | 5 |
| S | Nick Harper CB TEN | 0 |
| B | Mark Roman S SF | 3 |
| S | Mike Brown S CHI | 8 |
| S | LaRon Landry S WAS | 7 |
| B | James Butler S NYG | 2 |
| I | Brad Maynard P CHI | 0 |
| S | Chris Hanson P NE | 7 |
| S | Miami DST MIA | -6 |
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| S | JaMarcus Russell QB LV | 21 |
| S | Marques Tuiasosopo QB LV | -5 |
| S | Andrew Walter QB LV | 0 |
| I | Kerry Collins QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Vince Young QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Chris Simms QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Nick Mangold OC ??? | 0 |
| S | Ryan Kalil OC CAR | 0 |
| S | Chris Snee OG NYG | 14 |
| S | Justin Blalock OG/OT ATL | 11 |
| I | Charlie Johnson OG IND | 0 |
| I | Alex Barron OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Eric Winston OT HOU | 11 |
| I | D'Brickashaw Ferguson OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Joe Thomas OT CLE | 13 |
| B | Ahmad Bradshaw RB NYG | 3 |
| B | Antonio Pittman RB LAR | 4 |
| S | LenDale White RB TEN | 6 |
| S | Ronnie Brown RB MIA | 9 |
| B | Ahman Green RB HOU | 4 |
| B | Chris Perry RB CIN | 1 |
| S | Randy Moss WR NE | 13 |
| B | Chaz Schilens WR LV | 0 |
| B | Limas Sweed WR PIT | 0 |
| B | Matt Jones WR JAC | 0 |
| B | Mike Sims-Walker WR JAC | 1 |
| B | Ben Hartsock TE ATL | 3 |
| S | Greg Olsen TE CHI | 17 |
| B | Martellus Bennett TE DAL | 4 |
| B | Alex Smith TE TB | 0 |
| S | Zach Miller TE LV | 14 |
| I | Dan Carpenter K MIA | 0 |
| S | John Kasay K CAR | 7 |
| S | Baltimore OST BAL | 8 |
| S | Jared DeVries DE DET | 0 |
| S | Darnell Dockett DT ARI | 10 |
| I | Luis Castillo DE LAC | 0 |
| S | Aaron Kampman DE GB | 4 |
| I | William Hayes DE TEN | 0 |
| S | Albert Haynesworth DT TEN | 16 |
| B | John Henderson DT JAC | 0 |
| I | Sedrick Ellis DT NO | 0 |
| I | Brodrick Bunkley DT PHI | 0 |
| I | Nick Barnett MLB GB | 0 |
| B | Kamerion Wimbley OLB CLE | 5 |
| S | Terrell Suggs OLB BAL | 9 |
| S | Jon Beason MLB CAR | 5 |
| S | A.J. Hawk OLB GB | 7 |
| B | Pat Thomas LB KC | 0 |
| B | Ricky Brown MLB LV | 0 |
| S | Richard Marshall CB CAR | 4 |
| I | Leodis McKelvin CB BUF | 0 |
| S | Tye Hill CB LAR | 0 |
| I | Terence Newman CB DAL | 0 |
| B | Andre' Goodman CB MIA | 2 |
| S | Donte Whitner S BUF | 3 |
| I | Michael Huff S LV | 0 |
| S | Kenny Phillips S NYG | 2 |
| B | Brian Dawkins S PHI | 3 |
| S | Sav Rocca P PHI | 14 |
| I | Steve Weatherford P JAC | 0 |
| S | Denver DST DEN | 8 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
Ben Roethlisberger groaned, "Offensively, we saved our best for last, which is the best thing I can say for us. Heck, who am I kidding, man? Our best sucked." Well no kidding, Einstein. MHD was bad. Awful. Grotesque. An embarrassment to the league, I dare say. "You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Reggie Brown in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as angered as an environmentalist stuck in a room full of Bolivian slash-n-burn agriculturalists.
So now the series stands SC leads the all-time series 16-9 against MHD. SC has a 4-7 regular season record. MHD has a 2-9 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw SC has senselessly deluged MHD like a mink that suddenly finds that a family of mice has taken up residence in her den 23-19 in front of a despondent home crowd.
Things went very well for the SC squad even though they did not excel on either side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 251 points, 159 on offense and 92 on defense. Kerry Collins with 26 points on offense and Albert Haynesworth with 16 points on defense were the top scorers. All that aside, as voted on by his teammates, the most worthless player of the game goes to Marques Tuiasosopo. Some players need a bit more instruction than others. I've tried a few less orthodox teaching tools from time to time..."
Says Marques Tuiasosopo, pouring out of a far-too-tight yellow bikini, "I have nothing to say about this."
Terrell Suggs added, "Words fail me... got it? I ain't had a single night's sleep since coach made that call last Monday, man. I keep waking up screaming. I mean dang, man... time to put some time on the thigh-master."
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Matthew R. Watson considered this when he said, "Well, there's murderers, rapists, boy bands, and then there's that owner of theirs... Which is worst? Hard to tell sometimes." In response, the MHD coach grumbled, "Like 'em? No... not really. I'd rather strangle puppies in front of a dozen orphans than pull that wretched owner of theirs out of a burning building." |
