| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Westside Smoke | 163 | 134 | 297 | 21 | | Home | Resistance is Futile | 158 | 122 | 280 | 12 |
| Resistance is Futile |
Westside Smoke |
|---|
| I | Joe Flacco QB BAL | 0 |
| I | Todd Bouman QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Sage Rosenfels QB HOU | 17 |
| S | Matt Schaub QB HOU | 0 |
| I | Kyle Boller QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Troy Smith QB BAL | 0 |
| S | Craig Nall QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Casey Rabach OC WAS | 3 |
| I | Justin Hartwig OC PIT | 0 |
| I | Bobbie Williams OG CIN | 0 |
| I | Robert Gallery OG LV | 0 |
| S | Justin Smiley OG MIA | 11 |
| S | Arron Sears OG TB | 8 |
| S | Kareem McKenzie OT NYG | 12 |
| I | Jake Long OT MIA | 0 |
| I | Jordan Gross OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Jeremy Trueblood OT TB | 7 |
| B | Chester Taylor RB MIN | 1 |
| S | DeAngelo Williams RB CAR | 26 |
| B | Ricky Williams RB MIA | 2 |
| S | Kevin Smith RB DET | 19 |
| B | Darren McFadden RB LV | 1 |
| B | Devery Henderson WR NO | 1 |
| S | Steve Breaston WR ARI | 4 |
| B | Robert Meachem WR NO | 0 |
| I | Nate Burleson WR SEA | 0 |
| B | Donte' Stallworth WR CLE | 0 |
| B | Ted Ginn WR MIA | 5 |
| S | Lee Evans WR BUF | 1 |
| B | Desmond Clark TE CHI | 2 |
| S | Anthony Fasano TE MIA | 12 |
| I | Randy McMichael TE LAR | 0 |
| I | Anthony Becht TE LAR | 0 |
| S | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 14 |
| S | Chicago OST CHI | 8 |
| I | Dallas OST DAL | 0 |
| I | Shawne Merriman OLB LAC | 0 |
| S | Chris Kelsay DE BUF | 0 |
| B | Phillip Merling DE MIA | 0 |
| B | Andre Carter DE WAS | 2 |
| B | Tank Johnson NT DAL | 2 |
| I | Jason Ferguson NT MIA | 0 |
| S | Kris Jenkins NT NYJ | 7 |
| S | Adewale Ogunleye DE CHI | 3 |
| S | Kawika Mitchell OLB BUF | 9 |
| B | Parys Haralson OLB SF | 6 |
| S | James Farrior ILB PIT | 3 |
| B | Akin Ayodele ILB MIA | 2 |
| B | Lawrence Timmons ILB PIT | 1 |
| S | Eric Barton ILB NYJ | 21 |
| B | Na'il Diggs OLB CAR | 6 |
| S | Brady Poppinga OLB GB | 1 |
| S | Corey Webster CB NYG | 6 |
| B | Nathan Vasher CB CHI | 1 |
| I | Adam Jones CB DAL | 0 |
| S | Chris Gamble CB CAR | 11 |
| I | Shawn Springs CB WAS | 0 |
| I | Dexter Jackson S CIN | 0 |
| S | Troy Polamalu S PIT | 10 |
| S | Chris Hope S TEN | 3 |
| B | Ken Hamlin S DAL | 2 |
| S | Shane Lechler P LV | 20 |
| S | Chicago DST CHI | 6 |
| I | Dallas DST DAL | 0 |
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| S | Brad Johnson QB DAL | 0 |
| I | Josh McCown QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Tony Romo QB DAL | 25 |
| I | Jake Delhomme QB CAR | 0 |
| I | Matt Moore QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Brooks Bollinger QB DAL | 0 |
| I | Jeff Saturday OC ??? | 0 |
| S | Matt Lehr OC/OG NO | 7 |
| S | Ryan Cook OT MIN | 0 |
| I | Daryn Colledge OG GB | 0 |
| S | Randy Thomas OG WAS | 4 |
| S | Ryan Diem OT ??? | 9 |
| I | Jason Peters OT BUF | 0 |
| S | Casey Wiegmann OC DEN | 11 |
| I | Mike Tolbert FB LAC | 0 |
| I | Naufahu Tahi FB MIN | 0 |
| I | Vonta Leach FB HOU | 0 |
| I | Chris Brown RB ??? | 0 |
| S | Tatum Bell RB DEN | 3 |
| S | Marshawn Lynch RB BUF | 40 |
| I | Clinton Portis RB WAS | 0 |
| I | Ryan Torain RB DEN | 0 |
| B | Torry Holt WR LAR | 3 |
| S | Santana Moss WR WAS | 9 |
| S | DeSean Jackson WR PHI | 13 |
| B | Marvin Harrison WR IND | 7 |
| B | Derrick Mason WR BAL | 5 |
| S | Greg Camarillo WR MIA | 5 |
| I | James Hardy WR BUF | 0 |
| I | Jay Feely K NYJ | 0 |
| S | Neil Rackers K ARI | 16 |
| S | Cincinnati OST CIN | 6 |
| S | Dewayne White DE DET | 0 |
| B | Kalimba Edwards DE LV | 2 |
| S | Kyle Vanden Bosch DE TEN | 0 |
| B | Robert Geathers DE CIN | 6 |
| B | Kendrick Clancy DT NO | 1 |
| S | Rocky Bernard DT SEA | 3 |
| I | Tank Tyler DT KC | 0 |
| S | Fred Robbins DT NYG | 7 |
| B | Juqua Parker DE PHI | 3 |
| B | Rashad Jeanty OLB CIN | 2 |
| B | Marcus Washington OLB WAS | 1 |
| B | Desmond Bishop MLB GB | 1 |
| S | London Fletcher MLB WAS | 8 |
| B | Brian Urlacher MLB CHI | 7 |
| S | Julian Peterson OLB SEA | 3 |
| B | Pierre Woods OLB NE | 7 |
| S | Freddy Keiaho OLB IND | 2 |
| I | Chris McAlister CB BAL | 0 |
| B | Jason Craft CB LAR | 10 |
| B | Nate Clements CB SF | 3 |
| S | Tramon Williams CB GB | 8 |
| S | Roman Harper S NO | 12 |
| S | Charles Woodson CB GB | 7 |
| S | Oshiomogho Atogwe S LAR | 6 |
| B | Ko Simpson S BUF | 3 |
| I | Mike Adams S CLE | 0 |
| B | Aaron Francisco S ARI | 1 |
| B | Vincent Fuller S TEN | 0 |
| S | Glenn Pakulak P NO | 13 |
| I | Jason Baker P CAR | 0 |
| S | Pittsburgh DST PIT | 18 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the TH franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, KIR, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged KIR, every TH player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, TH ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that TH can exhale today is that KIR was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so repulsive as they coerced the family shotgun during the game and ate my sister's homework - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 21-12 in front of a despondent home crowd for TH was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the repulsive KIR have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. TH sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the TH defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the KIR quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Jason Craft with 19 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, TH might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - KIR's very own Bobbie Williams. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the KIR coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he was as sharp as a sponge today.
"Picking on Bobbie Williams was a part of the game plan," Marshawn Lynch with 40 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on KIR to deliver. TH leads the all-time series 2-0 against KIR. TH has a 6-5 regular season record. KIR has a 4-7 regular season record.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. David Markfield exclaimed, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." In response, the KIR coach gurgled, "Nah, I don't have anything against them. They're kinda like little bunnies or maybe pop warner rejects.... kinda cute and all, but pretty impotent when it comes to football." |
