| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Oakland Assassins | 184 | 130 | 314 | 43 | | Home | Punxsutawney Chucks | 220 | 99 | 319 | 45 |
| Punxsutawney Chucks |
Oakland Assassins |
|---|
| S | Kurt Warner QB ARI | 37 |
| I | Alex Smith QB ??? | 0 |
| I | J.T. O'Sullivan QB SF | 0 |
| S | Matt Leinart QB ARI | 0 |
| S | Brian St. Pierre QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Shaun Hill QB SF | 0 |
| I | Jamie Martin QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Jamaal Jackson OC PHI | 10 |
| S | Chris Myers OC/OG HOU | 10 |
| S | Jason Brown OG BAL | 3 |
| S | Jacob Bell OG ??? | 6 |
| I | Alan Faneca OG NYJ | 0 |
| S | Levi Brown OT ARI | 9 |
| I | Marvel Smith OT ??? | 0 |
| I | Gosder Cherilus OT DET | 0 |
| B | Dominic Rhodes RB IND | 3 |
| B | Mewelde Moore RB PIT | 2 |
| I | Rashard Mendenhall RB PIT | 0 |
| I | Brandon Jackson RB GB | 0 |
| B | Ray Rice RB BAL | 2 |
| S | Brandon Jacobs RB NYG | 20 |
| B | Correll Buckhalter RB PHI | 1 |
| B | Warrick Dunn RB TB | 5 |
| S | Muhsin Muhammad WR CAR | 4 |
| I | Malcom Floyd WR LAC | 0 |
| S | Roddy White WR ATL | 18 |
| B | Braylon Edwards WR CLE | 5 |
| S | L.J. Smith TE PHI | 22 |
| B | Chris Baker TE NYJ | 3 |
| S | Tony Gonzalez TE KC | 22 |
| B | John Gilmore TE TB | 2 |
| S | Matt Prater K DEN | 6 |
| I | Jeff Reed K PIT | 0 |
| I | Minnesota OST MIN | 0 |
| S | Buffalo OST BUF | 26 |
| I | Kenechi Udeze DE ??? | 0 |
| S | Raheem Brock DT IND | 1 |
| I | Alex Hall LB CLE | 0 |
| I | Derrick Harvey DE JAC | 0 |
| S | Glenn Dorsey DT KC | 5 |
| I | Elvis Dumervil DE DEN | 0 |
| S | Gaines Adams DE TB | 5 |
| S | Aaron Smith DE PIT | 3 |
| B | Chike Okeafor OLB ARI | 3 |
| B | Ben Leber OLB MIN | 4 |
| B | Michael Boley OLB ATL | 2 |
| S | LaMarr Woodley OLB PIT | 5 |
| S | Paul Posluszny MLB BUF | 5 |
| S | Rocky McIntosh OLB WAS | 8 |
| B | Brandon Chillar OLB GB | 5 |
| I | Dan Connor LB CAR | 0 |
| B | Barrett Ruud MLB TB | 6 |
| I | Anthony Henry CB DAL | 0 |
| S | Dunta Robinson CB HOU | 3 |
| S | Ken Lucas CB CAR | 2 |
| B | Aaron Ross CB NYG | 14 |
| I | Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie CB ARI | 0 |
| I | Bryant McFadden CB PIT | 0 |
| S | Eric Weddle S LAC | 10 |
| B | Corey Graham CB CHI | 3 |
| B | Gerald Sensabaugh S JAC | 1 |
| S | Antoine Bethea S IND | 6 |
| B | Ryan Clark S PIT | 2 |
| S | Sam Koch P BAL | 2 |
| S | New York (A) DST NYJ | 4 |
|
| I | Matt Cassel QB NE | 0 |
| I | Tom Brady QB NE | 0 |
| I | Matt Gutierrez QB ??? | 0 |
| S | John Beck QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Chad Henne QB MIA | 0 |
| I | Kevin O'Connell QB NE | 0 |
| S | Chad Pennington QB MIA | 25 |
| S | Josh Beekman OC/OG CHI | 7 |
| S | Rich Seubert OG NYG | 13 |
| I | Chris Chester OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Harvey Dahl OG ??? | 11 |
| S | Uche Nwaneri OG JAC | 4 |
| I | John Tait OT CHI | 0 |
| I | Marcus McNeill OT LAC | 0 |
| S | David Diehl OG/OT NYG | 13 |
| I | L.J. Shelton OT ??? | 0 |
| I | Jon Jansen OT WAS | 0 |
| B | Greg Jones FB JAC | 2 |
| B | Brad Hoover FB CAR | 4 |
| S | Korey Hall FB GB | 16 |
| I | B.J. Askew FB TB | 0 |
| B | Ahmard Hall FB TEN | 3 |
| B | Jacob Hester RB LAC | 0 |
| S | Brian Westbrook RB PHI | 12 |
| B | J.J. Arrington RB ARI | 6 |
| I | Shaun Alexander RB WAS | 0 |
| S | Ryan Grant RB GB | 26 |
| I | Andre Hall RB DEN | 0 |
| I | Koren Robinson WR SEA | 0 |
| B | Roy Williams WR DAL | 2 |
| B | Terrell Owens WR DAL | 3 |
| S | Andre Johnson WR HOU | 11 |
| S | Antonio Bryant WR TB | 13 |
| I | Devin Thomas WR WAS | 0 |
| B | Nate Washington WR PIT | 1 |
| B | Chris Henry WR CIN | 1 |
| I | Jermichael Finley TE GB | 0 |
| S | Jason Elam K ATL | 8 |
| I | Rian Lindell K BUF | 0 |
| S | New England OST NE | 3 |
| B | Bertrand Berry DE ARI | 0 |
| S | Jeremiah Ratliff NT DAL | 13 |
| S | Julius Peppers DE CAR | 16 |
| B | Turk McBride DE KC | 3 |
| B | Matt Roth DE MIA | 3 |
| B | Aubrayo Franklin NT SF | 1 |
| S | Lance Briggs OLB CHI | 9 |
| S | Calvin Pace OLB NYJ | 7 |
| I | Bobby Carpenter ILB DAL | 0 |
| S | Trent Cole DE/OLB PHI | 17 |
| S | Ray Lewis ILB BAL | 13 |
| B | Matt Wilhelm ILB LAC | 1 |
| S | Bradie James ILB DAL | 11 |
| B | Hunter Hillenmeyer OLB CHI | 0 |
| S | Cedric Griffin CB MIN | 11 |
| B | Sheldon Brown CB PHI | 4 |
| S | Fred Smoot CB WAS | 6 |
| B | Melvin Bullitt S IND | 4 |
| S | Jermaine Phillips S TB | 0 |
| S | Nick Collins S GB | 6 |
| I | Al Harris CB GB | 0 |
| I | Jeff Feagles P NYG | 0 |
| S | Chris Kluwe P MIN | 5 |
| S | Philadelphia DST PHI | 0 |
|
| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the PC franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, OA, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged OA, every PC player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, PC ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that PC can exhale today is that OA was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so disgusting as they drew the leftover turkey during the game and blew up my neighbor's yard gnomes - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 45-43 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for PC was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the disgusting OA have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. PC sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the PC defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the OA quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Aaron Ross with 27 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, PC might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - OA's very own Shaun Alexander. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the OA coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he kinda languished a bit out there.
"Picking on Shaun Alexander was a part of the game plan," Shaun Hill with 41 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on OA to deliver. PC is all knotted up in the all-time series 1-1 against OA. PC has a 8-3 regular season record. OA has a 4-7 regular season record.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Glenn Good whined, "That owner of theirs kinda reminds me of a Matt Millen and Michael Jackson hybrid... all bluster, melting face, questionable personal tastes... not exactly the kind of person I'd invite to my child's birthday party." In response, the OA coach gurgled, "They stink, not in that 'festering sewage inside a porta-potty next to a dead, bloated cow floating in a culvert' way, but more in the 'the Vienna Boy's Choir has more football talent' way." |
