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| Game Summary (Earl Schmidt, NetFL Press) I get paid very well doing something I usually enjoy. There are, however, occasional games that I only report on under silent protest. Let me begin by being brutally honest. DS is quite the repugnant team, wholly outclassed in all aspects of the game by BB. Yikes! DS has just completed a game in which they, proverbially speaking, tossed a frog in the microwave. To point fingers after this debacle would be unfair given that this most assuredly was a team effort - and that's the only positive spin I can put on the game. Joseph Addai waxed poetic, stating, "Whoa... we got our backends handed to us today and that's for sure. Coach is steering us toward a high draft pick and a wasted season. I can only hope that he trades me to someone capable of winning before my career ends." Bryant McKinnie waxed poetic, stating, "Oh fo real, man. Ya see, I is da real thing. Dose drops, man. Dat weren't my fault, dawg. Th playa wuz trowing too hard and I run the wrong play jus so's he can't find me. No sense me breakin' my assets, man... No sense me making it on 'Jacked Up' or nothin'. No matter... I be back, bro. Expect numba ME to grab up 60 scores this season, yo. Dem otha's, man? I gonna steal the show. They's amateurs spelt wit a capital E." BB prostrated DS as though they were palace eunuchs in a wrestling match, emasculating them by the tune of 63-47 in front of a despondent home crowd. BB trails the all-time series 9-16 against DS. BB has a 4-7 regular season record. DS has a 3-8 regular season record. They were almost perfect on the BB squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 293 points, 220 on offense and 73 on defense. Donald Lee with 31 points on offense and Xavier Adibi with 17 points on defense were the top scorers. However, they were far from perfect. Said Coach/GM Aaron Cook, "Sure, I'm a bit concerned about a few things.. For one, Pierre Thomas kinda languished a bit out there. Doc says that he's gotten much better since he's started the electroshock therapy... something about frontal lobes and things with molecular structures. It all sounded very clinical to me, but as long as it keeps him on the field, I'm all for it. As for those P? They were utterly incompetent, gaining 4 Punts, 133 Total Punt yards, 33.25 Average Punt, 2 Punts inside 20 over the course of the contest. Overall though, the Doc's been looking into a revolutionary new surgery - replace his hands with anything - stickum, chicken claws, even bricks would be an improvement. I mean, he drops balls as if they were live ferrets. in this game was Bryan Thomas. Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Aaron Cook shot, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." In response, the DS coach waxed poetic, stating, "Sheesh... just mentioning their scaly hides makes me feel very unclean. They're wretched, infantile little sewer rats and I don't want to get dragged into a discussion about them. Any other questions? I need to bathe." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||