| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Memphis Hound Dogs | 152 | 111 | 263 | 28 | | Home | Happy Valley Cougars | 215 | 96 | 311 | 52 |
| Happy Valley Cougars |
Memphis Hound Dogs |
|---|
| S | Philip Rivers QB LAC | 40 |
| I | Rex Grossman QB CHI | 0 |
| S | Billy Volek QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Kyle Orton QB CHI | 0 |
| S | Charlie Whitehurst QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Caleb Hanie QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Nick Hardwick OC LAC | 8 |
| I | Brandon Moore OG NYJ | 0 |
| S | Marc Colombo OT DAL | 7 |
| I | Matt Light OT ??? | 0 |
| I | Langston Walker OT BUF | 0 |
| S | Tony Ugoh OT ??? | 7 |
| S | Ben Hamilton OC/OG DEN | 12 |
| I | Ryan Lilja OL ??? | 0 |
| S | Keydrick Vincent OL ??? | 9 |
| B | Ovie Mughelli FB ATL | 3 |
| S | Le'Ron McClain FB BAL | 19 |
| S | Marion Barber RB DAL | 22 |
| I | Anthony Alridge RB ??? | 0 |
| I | Tashard Choice RB DAL | 0 |
| I | Steven Jackson RB LAR | 0 |
| B | Kevin Faulk RB NE | 6 |
| I | P.J. Pope RB DEN | 0 |
| I | Selvin Young RB DEN | 0 |
| I | Amani Toomer WR NYG | 0 |
| S | Anquan Boldin WR ARI | 29 |
| S | Bo Scaife TE TEN | 17 |
| S | Dallas Clark TE IND | 19 |
| I | Nate Jackson TE DEN | 0 |
| S | Adam Vinatieri K IND | 12 |
| I | Oakland OST LV | 0 |
| S | Tennessee OST TEN | 1 |
| B | Brett Keisel DE PIT | 2 |
| S | Shaun Rogers NT CLE | 5 |
| S | Richard Seymour DE NE | 8 |
| I | Charles Grant DE NO | 0 |
| B | Dave Ball DE TEN | 1 |
| B | Ryan Pickett NT GB | 3 |
| S | John Abraham DE ATL | 5 |
| S | James Harrison OLB PIT | 3 |
| S | DeMarcus Ware OLB DAL | 8 |
| B | Jyles Tucker OLB LAC | 2 |
| B | Pisa Tinoisamoa OLB LAR | 5 |
| S | D'Qwell Jackson ILB CLE | 7 |
| B | Andra Davis ILB CLE | 3 |
| B | H.B. Blades OLB WAS | 2 |
| B | Tedy Bruschi ILB NE | 1 |
| S | Patrick Willis ILB SF | 7 |
| B | Wesley Woodyard LB DEN | 2 |
| B | Ike Taylor CB PIT | 3 |
| S | Asante Samuel CB PHI | 1 |
| I | Maurice Leggett CB KC | 0 |
| S | Domonique Foxworth CB ATL | 4 |
| B | Kevin Kaesviharn S NO | 2 |
| B | DeAngelo Hall CB WAS | 0 |
| B | Deon Grant S SEA | 5 |
| S | Kerry Rhodes S NYJ | 3 |
| B | Dwight Lowery CB NYJ | 1 |
| S | Erik Coleman S ATL | 9 |
| B | Abram Elam S NYJ | 6 |
| S | Hunter Smith P IND | 4 |
| S | Detroit DST DET | -6 |
| I | Oakland DST LV | 0 |
|
| S | D.J. Shockley QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Chris Redman QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Matt Ryan QB ATL | 25 |
| I | Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT | 0 |
| I | Charlie Batch QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Dennis Dixon QB PIT | 0 |
| I | Byron Leftwich QB PIT | 0 |
| S | Olin Kreutz OC ??? | 13 |
| S | Steve Hutchinson OG MIN | 5 |
| I | Floyd Womack OG SEA | 0 |
| I | Walter Jones OT SEA | 0 |
| S | Todd Weiner OT ??? | 12 |
| I | Sam Baker OT ATL | 0 |
| S | Brian Waters OG KC | 9 |
| S | Jammal Brown OT NO | 9 |
| S | Adrian Peterson RB MIN | 15 |
| B | Benjarvus Green-Ellis RB NE | 2 |
| B | Cadillac Williams RB TB | 1 |
| B | Patrick Cobbs RB MIA | 0 |
| S | Plaxico Burress WR NYG | 0 |
| S | Chris Chambers WR LAC | 14 |
| B | Jabar Gaffney WR NE | 4 |
| I | Earl Bennett WR CHI | 0 |
| B | Reggie Brown WR PHI | 0 |
| B | Mark Campbell TE NO | 3 |
| B | Jerramy Stevens TE TB | 3 |
| S | Todd Heap TE BAL | 9 |
| B | Dante Rosario TE CAR | 2 |
| S | Vernon Davis TE SF | 8 |
| I | Jason Hanson K DET | 0 |
| S | Joe Nedney K SF | 10 |
| S | New Orleans OST NO | 8 |
| B | Darryl Tapp DE SEA | 5 |
| S | Shaun Ellis DE NYJ | 1 |
| S | Haloti Ngata DE BAL | 6 |
| S | Jamal Williams NT LAC | 14 |
| B | Mike Wright NT NE | 0 |
| I | Casey Hampton NT PIT | 0 |
| S | Scott Fujita OLB NO | 2 |
| B | Mike Vrabel ILB NE | 5 |
| B | David Thornton OLB TEN | 3 |
| B | Derrick Brooks OLB TB | 3 |
| I | Geno Hayes LB TB | 0 |
| I | Cato June OLB TB | 0 |
| B | Larry Foote ILB PIT | 1 |
| S | Gerald Hayes ILB ARI | 2 |
| S | Stephen Cooper ILB LAC | 5 |
| S | Dhani Jones OLB CIN | 4 |
| S | Randall Gay CB NO | 10 |
| S | Quentin Jammer CB LAC | 16 |
| I | Chevis Jackson CB ATL | 0 |
| B | Champ Bailey CB DEN | 0 |
| I | Nick Harper CB TEN | 0 |
| I | Mark Roman S SF | 0 |
| S | LaRon Landry S WAS | 11 |
| I | Chris Crocker S CIN | 0 |
| S | Mike Brown S CHI | 4 |
| B | James Butler S NYG | 4 |
| S | Chris Hanson P NE | 11 |
| I | Brad Maynard P CHI | 0 |
| S | Kansas City DST KC | 4 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the WLR franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, MHD, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged MHD, every WLR player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, WLR ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that WLR can exhale today is that MHD was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so ascetic as they coerced the family shotgun during the game and ate my sister's homework - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 52-28 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for WLR was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the ascetic MHD have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. WLR sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the WLR defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the MHD quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Abram Elam with 11 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, WLR might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - MHD's very own Patrick Cobbs. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the MHD coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he played about as well as a frog pithed by an epileptic first-grader.
"Picking on Patrick Cobbs was a part of the game plan," Philip Rivers with 40 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on MHD to deliver. WLR leads the all-time series 8-6 against MHD. WLR has a 8-4 regular season record. MHD has a 3-9 regular season record.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Joe Rupp droned, "Gosh... why are you even wasting my time looking for a comment about them? They're kinda like cockroaches - to be sure, they occasionally crawl out of the woodwork to be seen by all, but usually, they're lurking somewhere out of sight." In response, the MHD coach said, "Nah, I don't have anything against them. They're kinda like little bunnies or maybe pop warner rejects.... kinda cute and all, but pretty impotent when it comes to football." |
