| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Resistance is Futile | 170 | 109 | 279 | 35 | | Home | The Blitz | 163 | 101 | 264 | 27 |
| The Blitz |
Resistance is Futile |
|---|
| I | Damon Huard QB KC | 0 |
| I | Brodie Croyle QB KC | 0 |
| I | Tyler Thigpen QB KC | 0 |
| S | Peyton Manning QB IND | 41 |
| S | Jim Sorgi QB IND | 0 |
| I | Quinn Gray QB KC | 0 |
| I | Dan Koppen OC NE | 0 |
| S | Kyle Kosier OG ??? | 6 |
| I | Rob Sims OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Geoff Hangartner OG ??? | 0 |
| I | Logan Mankins OG/OT NE | 0 |
| I | Tony Pashos OT JAC | 0 |
| I | Tyson Clabo OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Jeff Otah OT CAR | 8 |
| S | Donald Penn OT TB | 2 |
| I | Deuce Lutui OG ARI | 0 |
| S | Leonard Davis OL ??? | 7 |
| B | Mike Sellers FB WAS | 5 |
| B | Leonard Weaver FB SEA | 1 |
| I | Deon Anderson FB DAL | 0 |
| B | Madison Hedgecock FB NYG | 5 |
| I | Edgerrin James RB ARI | 0 |
| S | Maurice Jones-Drew RB JAC | 24 |
| I | Felix Jones RB DAL | 0 |
| S | Sammy Morris FB NE | 15 |
| S | Willie Parker RB PIT | 5 |
| I | Earnest Graham FB TB | 0 |
| I | Leonard Pope TE ARI | 0 |
| I | Gijon Robinson TE IND | 0 |
| B | Heath Miller TE PIT | 6 |
| B | Robert Royal TE BUF | 6 |
| S | Jason Witten TE DAL | 9 |
| S | Daniel Graham TE DEN | 11 |
| I | Matt Bryant K TB | 0 |
| S | Nate Kaeding K LAC | 8 |
| S | Carolina OST CAR | 0 |
| S | Mario Williams DE HOU | 3 |
| S | Pat Williams DT MIN | 5 |
| S | Justin Smith DE SF | 4 |
| S | Kedric Golston DT WAS | 0 |
| I | Kevin Carter DL TB | 0 |
| S | Jonathan Vilma MLB NO | 8 |
| I | Boss Bailey OLB DEN | 0 |
| B | Keith Ellison OLB BUF | 3 |
| S | Derrick Johnson OLB KC | 3 |
| B | Stephen Tulloch MLB TEN | 5 |
| B | Curtis Lofton MLB ATL | 3 |
| I | Alex Lewis LB DET | 0 |
| B | David Bowens OLB NYJ | 1 |
| B | Gary Guyton LB NE | 1 |
| S | Marcus Trufant CB SEA | 4 |
| S | Eric Wright CB CLE | 6 |
| B | Ronald Bartell CB LAR | 2 |
| B | Antrel Rolle S ARI | 3 |
| B | Charles Godfrey S CAR | 4 |
| S | Michael Griffin S TEN | 6 |
| B | Hiram Eugene S LV | 1 |
| B | Tyrell Johnson S MIN | 0 |
| B | Darren Sharper S MIN | 5 |
| S | Madieu Williams S MIN | 9 |
| I | Renaldo Hill CB MIA | 0 |
| B | Marvin White S CIN | 4 |
| S | Kevin Payne S CHI | 6 |
| S | Donnie Jones P LAR | 13 |
| I | Brian Moorman P BUF | 0 |
| S | Carolina DST CAR | 2 |
|
| I | Joe Flacco QB BAL | 0 |
| I | Todd Bouman QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Sage Rosenfels QB HOU | 26 |
| S | Matt Schaub QB HOU | 0 |
| I | Kyle Boller QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Troy Smith QB BAL | 0 |
| S | Craig Nall QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Casey Rabach OC WAS | 10 |
| I | Justin Hartwig OC PIT | 0 |
| I | Bobbie Williams OG CIN | 0 |
| I | Robert Gallery OG LV | 0 |
| S | Justin Smiley OG MIA | 5 |
| S | Arron Sears OG TB | 3 |
| S | Kareem McKenzie OT NYG | 9 |
| I | Jake Long OT MIA | 0 |
| I | Jordan Gross OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Jeremy Trueblood OT TB | 1 |
| B | Chester Taylor RB MIN | 3 |
| S | DeAngelo Williams RB CAR | 22 |
| B | Ricky Williams RB MIA | 3 |
| S | Kevin Smith RB DET | 10 |
| B | Darren McFadden RB LV | 5 |
| B | Devery Henderson WR NO | 1 |
| B | Steve Breaston WR ARI | 5 |
| B | Robert Meachem WR NO | 0 |
| I | Nate Burleson WR SEA | 0 |
| I | Donte' Stallworth WR CLE | 0 |
| S | Ted Ginn WR MIA | 15 |
| S | Lee Evans WR BUF | 18 |
| B | Desmond Clark TE CHI | 6 |
| S | Anthony Fasano TE MIA | 7 |
| I | Randy McMichael TE LAR | 0 |
| B | Anthony Becht TE LAR | 1 |
| S | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 10 |
| S | Chicago OST CHI | 10 |
| I | Dallas OST DAL | 0 |
| I | Shawne Merriman OLB LAC | 0 |
| S | Chris Kelsay DE BUF | 4 |
| B | Phillip Merling DE MIA | 2 |
| B | Andre Carter DE WAS | 1 |
| B | Tank Johnson NT DAL | 2 |
| I | Jason Ferguson NT MIA | 0 |
| S | Kris Jenkins NT NYJ | 4 |
| S | Adewale Ogunleye DE CHI | 8 |
| S | Kawika Mitchell OLB BUF | 1 |
| S | Parys Haralson OLB SF | 0 |
| S | James Farrior ILB PIT | 12 |
| B | Akin Ayodele ILB MIA | 3 |
| B | Lawrence Timmons ILB PIT | 2 |
| S | Eric Barton ILB NYJ | 6 |
| B | Na'il Diggs OLB CAR | 1 |
| B | Brady Poppinga OLB GB | 1 |
| S | Corey Webster CB NYG | 5 |
| B | Nathan Vasher CB CHI | 1 |
| I | Adam Jones CB DAL | 0 |
| S | Chris Gamble CB CAR | 6 |
| I | Shawn Springs CB WAS | 0 |
| I | Dexter Jackson S CIN | 0 |
| S | Troy Polamalu S PIT | 12 |
| S | Chris Hope S TEN | 7 |
| B | Ken Hamlin S DAL | 7 |
| S | Shane Lechler P LV | 21 |
| S | Chicago DST CHI | 3 |
| I | Dallas DST DAL | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
Yikes! TB has just completed a game in which they, proverbially speaking, gave my brother's coin collection to a pair of destitute carnies. To point fingers after this debacle would be unfair given that this most assuredly was a team effort - and that's the only positive spin I can put on the game.
And so now it stands that KIR is all knotted up in the all-time series 1-1 against TB. KIR has a 5-7 regular season record. TB has a 7-5 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw KIR bludgeoning TB as though they were palace eunuchs in a wrestling match 35-27 in front of a despondent home crowd.
Things went very well for the KIR squad even though they did not excel on either side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 279 points, 170 on offense and 109 on defense. Sage Rosenfels with 26 points on offense and Shane Lechler with 21 points on defense were the top scorers. Things were not all roses, however. Said Coach/GM Kevin Snyder, "Sure, I'm a bit concerned about a few things.. For one, Adewale Ogunleye performed like a spasmodic violinist. That procedure he had a couple weeks back... labotomy, I think Doc said - well, that thing has done wonders for his game. He just stands in there and takes it now - play after play after play. No more of this whining about being too hurt. Doc is brilliant, I say. As for those DST? They showed their ineptitude by amassing 4 Punt returns defended, 27 Defended punt return yardage, 15 Defended punt return average, 13 Defended kickoff returns, 352 Defended kickoff return yardage, 55.238 Defended kickoff return average throughout the course of their pitiful performance. Overall though, the the most incompetant player in this game was Nathan Vasher. His hideous effort yielded a month in the doghouse.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Kevin Snyder considered this when he said, "Sheesh... just mentioning their scaly hides makes me feel very unclean. They're wretched, infantile little sewer rats and I don't want to get dragged into a discussion about them. Any other questions? I need to bathe." In response, the TB coach said, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." |
