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| Game Summary (Earl Schmidt, NetFL Press) When I was a young lad, I once blew up my neighbor's yard gnomes. My father, as angered as an environmentalist stuck in a room full of Bolivian slash-n-burn agriculturalists, told me to retrieve a splitting maul. He then drew me to the dentist office and authored a novel on corporal punishment. That was the day that I lost my left arm. I bring this up because the similarities between what happened to me then and what happened to RNR today are the same. PC has publically emasculated RNR as though they were naught but a group of frenchmen on the battlefield, emasculating them by the tune of 30-20 in front of a despondent home crowd. PC trails the all-time series 11-14 against RNR. PC has a 9-3 regular season record. RNR has a 2-10 regular season record. Kevin Walter whined, "It's rough, ya know... When coach picked me up, I knew I was fated for misery. I mean, I find myself entrenched on the roster of the league punching bag." Brock Berlin considered this when he said, "It really doesn't matter, I mean, we lost the game. I had full command of everything that was going on out there, just like I thought I would. I mean, again, you try to practice hard to try and prepare you for the game, but when you get in game situation, you have to take care of the little things and I think we didn't do that today They were almost perfect on the PC squad even though they did not excel on either side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 268 points, 159 on offense and 109 on defense. Tony Gonzalez with 41 points on offense and Brandon Chillar with 15 points on defense were the top scorers. Things were not all roses, however. Said Coach/GM Glenn Good, "I took exception to our execution on a few plays.. For one, Glenn Dorsey was as sharp as a sponge today. I've been working with Doc on a revolutionary new procedure... I won't go into the full details right now, but let's just say that he won't have an any excuse for dropping the damned ball anymore. As for those OG/OT? They were utterly incompetent, gaining absolutely nothing throughout the course of their pitiful performance. Overall though, the the most incompetant player in this game was Jacob Bell. His horrible effort yielded as many positives as a hydrogen ion. I've come up with a motivational plan for every player I deem to be failing to live up to their potential..." Says Jacob Bell, sporting a nice lace evening gown, "Ya, coach says I played like a little girl so I might as well dress the part. I hafta practice in this thing. He calls me the fairy princess. Man, I'm callin my agent. This ain't parta the deal." Kurt Warner added, "Shoot... he should know he can't fit in no D-cup! I tell ya, he looked like some sort of demented, bloated Valkyrie... Man... brings new meaning to the phrase 'when the fat lady sings.' " Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Glenn Good whined, "Oh, they're harmless... a bit annoying too, I guess... Kinda remind me of Barney or Big Bird..." In response, the RNR coach quipped, "Well, there's murderers, rapists, boy bands, and then there's that owner of theirs... Which is worst? Hard to tell sometimes." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||