| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Punxsutawney Chucks | 141 | 107 | 248 | 1 | | Home | Demonic Hordes | 169 | 139 | 308 | 31 |
| Demonic Hordes |
Punxsutawney Chucks |
|---|
| S | Kevin Kolb QB PHI | 0 |
| S | A.J. Feeley QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Donovan McNabb QB PHI | 21 |
| I | Todd Collins QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Colt Brennan QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Jason Campbell QB WAS | 0 |
| S | Jonathan Goodwin OC/OG NO | 14 |
| S | Stephen Neal OG NE | 10 |
| I | Eugene Amano OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Mike Brisiel OG HOU | 5 |
| S | Carl Nicks OT NO | 14 |
| I | Kris Dielman OG ??? | 0 |
| I | Anthony Herrera OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Ryan Harris OT DEN | 14 |
| I | David Stewart OT TEN | 0 |
| I | Jerious Norwood RB ATL | 0 |
| S | Leon Washington RB NYJ | 1 |
| I | Willis McGahee RB BAL | 0 |
| I | Peyton Hillis FB DEN | 0 |
| B | Davone Bess WR MIA | 4 |
| S | Wes Welker WR NE | 22 |
| B | Donald Driver WR GB | 4 |
| S | T.J. Houshmandzadeh WR CIN | 0 |
| S | Anthony Gonzalez WR IND | 9 |
| B | Mark Clayton WR BAL | 2 |
| S | Marcedes Lewis TE JAC | 21 |
| B | Tony Scheffler TE DEN | 6 |
| B | Kevin Boss TE NYG | 8 |
| S | Rob Bironas K TEN | 8 |
| I | Nick Folk K DAL | 0 |
| S | Seattle OST SEA | 2 |
| B | Jacob Ford DE TEN | 3 |
| S | Justin Tuck DE NYG | 5 |
| S | Jevon Kearse DE TEN | 2 |
| S | Vince Wilfork NT NE | 6 |
| I | Anthony Spencer OLB DAL | 0 |
| I | Osi Umenyiora OLB ??? | 0 |
| S | Chad Greenway OLB MIN | 7 |
| S | Clint Session OLB IND | 8 |
| I | Tyjuan Hagler OLB IND | 0 |
| B | Rocky Boiman OLB/MLB KC | 4 |
| B | Tim Dobbins ILB LAC | 1 |
| B | Zach Thomas ILB DAL | 1 |
| S | Karlos Dansby ILB ARI | 13 |
| S | Jerod Mayo ILB NE | 8 |
| I | Leroy Hill OLB SEA | 0 |
| B | Clint Ingram OLB JAC | 2 |
| B | Leon Williams ILB CLE | 0 |
| B | Fakhir Brown CB LAR | 6 |
| I | Antonio Cromartie CB LAC | 0 |
| S | Brandon Flowers CB KC | 9 |
| S | Josh Wilson CB SEA | 20 |
| B | Leon Hall CB CIN | 15 |
| B | Josh Bell CB DEN | 3 |
| B | Josh Bullocks S NO | 6 |
| S | Yeremiah Bell S MIA | 10 |
| B | Sean Jones S CLE | 3 |
| S | Adrian Wilson S ARI | 2 |
| B | Kyries Hebert S CIN | 0 |
| S | Jon Ryan P SEA | 5 |
| I | Mike Scifres P LAC | 0 |
| S | New York (N) DST NYG | 0 |
|
| S | Kurt Warner QB ARI | 0 |
| I | Alex Smith QB ??? | 0 |
| I | J.T. O'Sullivan QB SF | 0 |
| S | Matt Leinart QB ARI | -2 |
| S | Brian St. Pierre QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Shaun Hill QB SF | 0 |
| I | Jamie Martin QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Jamaal Jackson OC PHI | 3 |
| S | Chris Myers OC/OG HOU | 5 |
| I | Jason Brown OG BAL | 0 |
| I | Jacob Bell OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Alan Faneca OG NYJ | 4 |
| S | John St. Clair OT ??? | 1 |
| S | Levi Brown OT ARI | 1 |
| I | Marvel Smith OT ??? | 0 |
| I | Dominic Rhodes RB IND | 0 |
| B | Mewelde Moore RB PIT | 2 |
| I | Rashard Mendenhall RB PIT | 0 |
| B | Brandon Jackson RB GB | 0 |
| B | Ray Rice RB BAL | 0 |
| S | Brandon Jacobs RB NYG | 31 |
| B | Correll Buckhalter RB PHI | 1 |
| B | Warrick Dunn RB TB | 2 |
| S | Muhsin Muhammad WR CAR | 13 |
| S | Roddy White WR ATL | 6 |
| B | Braylon Edwards WR CLE | 2 |
| B | Robert Royal TE BUF | 1 |
| B | Chris Baker TE NYJ | 2 |
| S | Tony Gonzalez TE KC | 34 |
| B | John Gilmore TE TB | 2 |
| S | L.J. Smith TE PHI | 18 |
| S | Matt Prater K DEN | 12 |
| I | Jeff Reed K PIT | 0 |
| I | Minnesota OST MIN | 0 |
| S | Buffalo OST BUF | 3 |
| I | Kenechi Udeze DE ??? | 0 |
| I | Raheem Brock DT IND | 0 |
| I | Derrick Harvey DE JAC | 0 |
| S | Glenn Dorsey DT KC | 1 |
| I | Elvis Dumervil DE DEN | 0 |
| S | Gaines Adams DE TB | 2 |
| S | Aaron Smith DE PIT | 4 |
| B | Chike Okeafor OLB ARI | 3 |
| B | Ben Leber OLB MIN | 4 |
| I | Michael Boley OLB ATL | 0 |
| S | LaMarr Woodley OLB PIT | 2 |
| B | Paul Posluszny MLB BUF | 4 |
| S | Rocky McIntosh OLB WAS | 2 |
| B | Brandon Chillar OLB GB | 5 |
| I | Dan Connor LB CAR | 0 |
| S | Barrett Ruud MLB TB | 10 |
| B | Aaron Ross CB NYG | 0 |
| B | Anthony Henry CB DAL | 4 |
| S | Dunta Robinson CB HOU | 7 |
| B | Ken Lucas CB CAR | 3 |
| S | Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie CB ARI | 6 |
| S | Bryant McFadden CB PIT | 3 |
| S | Eric Weddle S LAC | 11 |
| B | Corey Graham CB CHI | 6 |
| I | Gerald Sensabaugh S JAC | 0 |
| I | Antoine Bethea S IND | 0 |
| S | Ryan Clark S PIT | 10 |
| S | Sam Koch P BAL | 17 |
| S | New York (A) DST NYJ | 3 |
|
| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the DH franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, PC, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged PC, every DH player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, DH ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that DH can exhale today is that PC was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so hideous as they shoved a splitting maul during the game and drove the family station wagon through the front bay window - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 31-0 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for DH was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the hideous PC have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. DH sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the DH defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the PC quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Leon Hall with 29 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, DH might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - PC's very own Matt Leinart. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the PC coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he was clearly showing some ill-effects from his intestinal parasite.
"Picking on Matt Leinart was a part of the game plan," Kevin Boss with 33 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on PC to deliver. DH leads the all-time series 2-0 against PC. DH has a 10-2 regular season record (2-1 in this year's playoffs) having just won the Consolation Bowl. PC has a 9-3 regular season record (0-2 in this year's playoffs) having just lost the Consolation Bowl.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Raman Ohri noted, "I feel kinda sorry for them, to be honest. I mean, how can you be that inept, that pitiable? I guess they occasionally get my blood flowing, but for the most part, playing them is about as exciting as rearranging my sock drawer." In response, the PC coach grumbled, "He and his lecherous team of cub scouts have all the football grace of a French eunuch trying to ride a bull suffering from mad cow's disease while reciting the
Gettysburg Address." |
