| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Steel Curtain | 197 | 90 | 287 | 2 | | Home | Southside Salamanders | 327 | 194 | 521 | 119 |
| Southside Salamanders |
Steel Curtain |
|---|
| I | Seneca Wallace QB GB | 0 |
| I | Aaron Rodgers QB GB | 0 |
| I | Matt Flynn QB GB | 0 |
| S | Alex Smith QB KC | 56 |
| S | Chase Daniel QB KC | 3 |
| I | Scott Tolzien QB GB | 0 |
| S | Tyler Bray QB KC | 0 |
| I | Scott Wells OC LAR | 0 |
| S | Brad Meester OC JAC | 8 |
| I | Jim Cordle OC NYG | 0 |
| I | David Baas OC/OG NYG | 0 |
| S | Josh Sitton OG GB | 16 |
| I | Donald Thomas OG IND | 0 |
| I | Geoff Schwartz OG KC | 0 |
| S | Alex Boone OG SF | 11 |
| I | Clint Boling OG CIN | 0 |
| I | T.J. Lang OG/OT GB | 0 |
| S | Duane Brown OT HOU | 9 |
| I | David Diehl OT NYG | 0 |
| S | Riley Reiff OT DET | 9 |
| S | Jamaal Charles RB KC | 67 |
| I | Maurice Jones-Drew RB JAC | 0 |
| I | Knile Davis RB KC | 0 |
| B | Cordarrelle Patterson WR MIN | 6 |
| I | DuJuan Harris RB ??? | 0 |
| S | Jacquizz Rodgers RB ATL | 11 |
| I | Arian Foster RB HOU | 0 |
| S | Kendall Wright WR TEN | 33 |
| S | Eric Decker WR DEN | 6 |
| B | Marvin Jones WR CIN | 5 |
| I | LaVon Brazill WR IND | 0 |
| B | Jeremy Kerley WR NYJ | 1 |
| I | Aaron Dobson WR NE | 0 |
| I | Jermichael Finley TE GB | 0 |
| B | Gary Barnidge TE CLE | 3 |
| B | Jim Dray TE ARI | 3 |
| B | James Hanna TE DAL | 3 |
| I | David Ausberry TE LV | 0 |
| S | Jeff Cumberland TE NYJ | 24 |
| I | Kyle Rudolph TE MIN | 0 |
| B | Ryan Griffin TE HOU | 7 |
| S | Mason Crosby K GB | 23 |
| I | Randy Bullock K HOU | 0 |
| S | Baltimore OST BAL | 19 |
| S | Brian Robison DE MIN | 13 |
| S | Ryan Kerrigan OLB WAS | 13 |
| S | B.J. Raji NT GB | 1 |
| B | Connor Barwin OLB PHI | 5 |
| I | Kroy Biermann DE ATL | 0 |
| B | Brooks Reed OLB HOU | 6 |
| I | Paul Kruger OLB CLE | 0 |
| S | Mike Neal DE GB | 5 |
| B | Geno Hayes OLB JAC | 5 |
| B | Jonathan Massaquoi DE ATL | 4 |
| S | Danny Trevathan LB DEN | 13 |
| B | Craig Robertson ILB CLE | 3 |
| I | Arthur Brown ILB BAL | 0 |
| S | A.J. Hawk ILB GB | 8 |
| S | Curtis Lofton ILB NO | 10 |
| B | Desmond Trufant CB ATL | 8 |
| S | Brandon Flowers CB KC | 6 |
| S | Sam Shields CB GB | 13 |
| I | Casey Hayward CB GB | 0 |
| I | D.J. Hayden CB LV | 0 |
| S | Jairus Byrd S BUF | 8 |
| B | Tashaun Gipson S CLE | 11 |
| I | Brandian Ross CB LV | 0 |
| B | Mike Mitchell S CAR | 5 |
| S | Eric Berry S KC | 27 |
| B | Major Wright S CHI | 4 |
| B | Reshad Jones S MIA | 6 |
| I | Johnny Hekker P LAR | 0 |
| S | Tim Masthay P GB | 17 |
| S | Baltimore DST BAL | 3 |
|
| I | Jordan Rodgers QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Chad Henne QB JAC | 0 |
| S | Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT | 28 |
| S | Bruce Gradkowski QB PIT | 0 |
| I | Blaine Gabbert QB JAC | 0 |
| S | Landry Jones QB PIT | 0 |
| I | Jeremy Zuttah OC/OG TB | 0 |
| S | Gino Gradkowski OC BAL | 11 |
| S | Justin Blalock OG ATL | 3 |
| I | David DeCastro OG PIT | 0 |
| S | James Carpenter OG/OT SEA | 7 |
| I | Nate Solder OT NE | 0 |
| S | Jake Long OT LAR | 8 |
| S | Orlando Franklin OT DEN | 4 |
| I | John Kuhn FB GB | 0 |
| S | Reggie Bush RB DET | 22 |
| B | Trent Richardson RB IND | 5 |
| S | C.J. Spiller RB BUF | 9 |
| B | Willis McGahee RB CLE | 0 |
| B | Peyton Hillis RB NYG | 2 |
| S | Josh Gordon WR CLE | 16 |
| B | DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU | 2 |
| I | A.J. Jenkins WR KC | 0 |
| I | Julio Jones WR ATL | 0 |
| B | Riley Cooper WR PHI | 3 |
| I | Brandon Stokley WR BAL | 0 |
| S | Julian Edelman WR NE | 34 |
| B | Clay Harbor TE JAC | 4 |
| B | Taylor Thompson TE TEN | 2 |
| S | Julius Thomas TE DEN | 14 |
| B | Greg Olsen TE CAR | 6 |
| S | Josh Scobee K JAC | 17 |
| S | New England OST NE | 0 |
| B | Quinton Coples OLB NYJ | 5 |
| S | Chris Long DE LAR | 3 |
| B | Michael Brockers DT LAR | 2 |
| S | Gerald McCoy DT TB | 7 |
| S | Ndamukong Suh DT DET | 3 |
| S | Calais Campbell DE ARI | 6 |
| I | Keith Rivers OLB NYG | 0 |
| I | Miles Burris OLB LV | 0 |
| S | Vontaze Burfict OLB CIN | 9 |
| B | Bruce Irvin DE SEA | 2 |
| B | Akeem Dent MLB ATL | 1 |
| B | Mason Foster MLB TB | 3 |
| S | Nick Roach MLB LV | 2 |
| B | Audie Cole MLB MIN | 4 |
| S | Lavonte David OLB TB | 13 |
| B | Vontae Davis CB IND | 2 |
| S | Brandon Carr CB DAL | 7 |
| S | Chris Harris CB DEN | 0 |
| I | Tyrann Mathieu S ARI | 0 |
| B | Antonio Allen S NYJ | 0 |
| S | Earl Thomas III S SEA | 3 |
| S | Troy Polamalu S PIT | 9 |
| B | Thomas DeCoud S ATL | 0 |
| I | Kareem Jackson CB HOU | 0 |
| S | Ryan Quigley P NYJ | 5 |
| I | Jon Ryan P SEA | 0 |
| I | Atlanta DST ATL | 0 |
| S | New England DST NE | 4 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
If Julian Edelman's body of work exemplifies the high-point of your weekend, you know that you're on the losing end of a sordid, sick joke of a game. Words utterly fail to describe this romp into the realms of ineptitude. When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Standing here in the garish, filth-ridden stands of this now-empty stadium after the game, I got to thinking - such is truly the fate of both fans of the SC squad. In the end, this team is just hopeless.
And so now it stands that SRS leads the all-time series 27-9 against SC. SRS has a 12-0 regular season record (1-0 in this year's playoffs) having just won the Conference Championship game. SC has a 6-6 regular season record (2-1 in this year's playoffs) having just lost the Conference Championship game. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw SRS has feasted upon SC as though they were an all you can eat buffet residing next to a weight-watcher's clinic 119-2 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
They looked unstoppable on the SRS squad on both sides of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 521 points, 327 on offense and 194 on defense. Jamaal Charles with 67 points on offense and Eric Berry with 27 points on defense were the top scorers. Several mental breakdowns drew the coach's ire. Said Coach/GM Allen Cummings, "There were some mental breakdowns on both sides of the ball.. For one, Aaron Dobson was clearly showing some ill-effects from his intestinal parasite. Doc was tellin' me that he's seen all the telltale signs of... oh, I forget the medical term for it, but basically, he's a screw-up because he just isn't that bright when you get right down to it. Shoulda known when my scouts mentioned that he rode the short bus. As for those NT? They showed all the football grace of ballerinas as they filled the record book with 1 Assists instead of playing. Overall though, the the most incompetant player in this game was Aaron Rodgers. His wretched effort yielded little but his position coach's fury.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Allen Cummings grumbled, "I suppose every league needs a doormat. I feel some degree of scorn for them to be sure, but mostly, I just shake my head and watch them bumble their way from game to game with a sense of detached amusement." In response, the SC coach said, "That owner of theirs kinda reminds me of a Matt Millen and Michael Jackson hybrid... all bluster, melting face, questionable personal tastes... not exactly the kind of person I'd invite to my child's birthday party." |
