| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Blue Brigade | 205 | 117 | 322 | 59 | | Home | KC Komodos | 201 | 87 | 288 | 42 |
| KC Komodos |
Blue Brigade |
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| I | Zach Mettenberger QB TEN | 0 |
| S | Colin Kaepernick QB SF | 33 |
| S | McLeod Bethel-Thompson QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Jake Locker QB TEN | 0 |
| S | Blaine Gabbert QB SF | 0 |
| I | Charlie Whitehurst QB TEN | 0 |
| S | Nick Mangold OC NYJ | 10 |
| I | Samson Satele OC MIA | 0 |
| S | Xavier Su'a-Filo OG HOU | 0 |
| I | Rodger Saffold OT LAR | 0 |
| S | Louis Vasquez OG DEN | 8 |
| I | Joel Bitonio OG CLE | 0 |
| S | Tyron Smith OT DAL | 8 |
| S | Anthony Davis OT SF | 0 |
| B | Reggie Bush RB DET | 4 |
| S | Ben Tate RB MIN | 4 |
| B | Terrance West RB CLE | 5 |
| S | Le'Veon Bell RB PIT | 38 |
| I | Vick Ballard RB ??? | 0 |
| B | Greg Jennings WR MIN | 5 |
| S | Pierre Garcon WR WAS | 21 |
| I | Darrius Heyward-Bey WR PIT | 0 |
| B | Percy Harvin WR NYJ | 5 |
| S | Emmanuel Sanders WR DEN | 17 |
| B | Andrew Hawkins WR CLE | 5 |
| S | Alshon Jeffery WR CHI | 13 |
| I | Bruce Ellington WR SF | 0 |
| B | John Brown WR ARI | 3 |
| I | Kenny Stills WR NO | 0 |
| S | Dan Bailey K DAL | 8 |
| S | Philadelphia OST PHI | 10 |
| I | Pittsburgh OST PIT | 0 |
| S | Stephon Tuitt DE PIT | 0 |
| B | Jabaal Sheard OLB CLE | 3 |
| B | Arthur Jones DE IND | 2 |
| I | Brett Keisel DE PIT | 0 |
| S | Phillip Taylor NT CLE | 2 |
| B | Dwight Freeney OLB LAC | 2 |
| S | Akiem Hicks DE NO | 2 |
| S | Daryl Smith ILB BAL | 9 |
| B | Corey Lemonier OLB SF | 2 |
| B | John Abraham OLB ARI | 0 |
| I | Ronald Powell OLB NO | 0 |
| S | Jadeveon Clowney OLB HOU | 2 |
| I | Desmond Bishop ILB SF | 0 |
| I | Chris Borland ILB SF | 0 |
| B | Prince Shembo ILB ATL | 0 |
| S | Demario Davis ILB NYJ | 3 |
| S | Brandon Marshall OLB DEN | 13 |
| B | Vontae Davis CB IND | 2 |
| B | Darius Butler CB IND | 3 |
| S | Stephon Gilmore CB BUF | 0 |
| S | Robert Alford CB ATL | 5 |
| B | Bradley Roby CB DEN | 7 |
| S | Devin McCourty S NE | 4 |
| B | Brock Vereen S CHI | 0 |
| B | Terrence Brooks S BAL | 0 |
| S | Glover Quin S DET | 12 |
| S | Brad Nortman P CAR | 13 |
| I | Spencer Lanning P CLE | 0 |
| S | New England DST NE | 1 |
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| S | Kellen Clemens QB LAC | 0 |
| I | Shaun Hill QB LAR | 0 |
| I | Case Keenum QB HOU | 0 |
| S | Philip Rivers QB LAC | 22 |
| I | Sam Bradford QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Ryan Lindley QB ARI | 0 |
| I | Austin Davis QB LAR | 0 |
| I | Khaled Holmes OC IND | 0 |
| I | Chris Williams OG BUF | 0 |
| S | Stefen Wisniewski OC LV | 1 |
| S | Johnnie Troutman OG LAC | 7 |
| S | Brandon Fusco OG MIN | 12 |
| I | Jeromey Clary OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Phil Loadholt OT MIN | 12 |
| S | Sebastian Vollmer OT NE | 4 |
| I | Demar Dotson OT TB | 0 |
| B | Mark Ingram RB NO | 5 |
| B | DeAngelo Williams RB CAR | 2 |
| B | Shonn Greene RB TEN | 2 |
| S | Shane Vereen RB NE | 20 |
| B | Jeremy Hill RB CIN | 1 |
| I | Mike Williams WR BUF | 0 |
| I | Hakeem Nicks WR IND | 0 |
| B | James Jones WR LV | 3 |
| I | Wes Welker WR DEN | 0 |
| S | Victor Cruz WR NYG | 4 |
| S | Randall Cobb WR GB | 20 |
| B | Marcedes Lewis TE JAC | 4 |
| S | Martellus Bennett TE CHI | 32 |
| B | Zach Miller TE SEA | 6 |
| S | Vernon Davis TE SF | 28 |
| S | Shayne Graham K NO | 13 |
| I | Matt Bryant K ATL | 0 |
| S | Baltimore OST BAL | 7 |
| S | J.J. Watt DE HOU | 20 |
| I | Cedric Thornton DE PHI | 0 |
| S | Dan Williams NT ARI | 2 |
| S | Brian Orakpo OLB WAS | 3 |
| I | Kamerion Wimbley OLB TEN | 0 |
| S | Lance Briggs OLB CHI | 3 |
| B | Jonathan Casillas OLB NE | 1 |
| B | Junior Galette OLB NO | 3 |
| S | Derrick Morgan DE TEN | 5 |
| B | Larry Foote ILB ARI | 6 |
| B | Josh Mauga ILB KC | 5 |
| S | Derrick Johnson ILB KC | 4 |
| B | David Harris ILB NYJ | 4 |
| B | Erik Walden OLB IND | 3 |
| S | Paul Worrilow ILB ATL | 14 |
| I | Captain Munnerlyn CB MIN | 0 |
| S | Cortland Finnegan CB MIA | 5 |
| B | Tramaine Brock CB SF | 2 |
| I | Brandon Browner CB NE | 0 |
| B | Husain Abdullah S KC | 2 |
| S | DeAngelo Hall CB WAS | 8 |
| S | Dashon Goldson S TB | 8 |
| B | Malcolm Jenkins S PHI | 2 |
| S | Brandon Meriweather S WAS | 0 |
| B | Dwight Lowery S ATL | 6 |
| S | Donnie Jones P PHI | 7 |
| I | Britton Colquitt P DEN | 0 |
| S | Minnesota DST MIN | 4 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the BB franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, SP, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged SP, every BB player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, BB ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that BB can exhale today is that SP was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so incapable as they hauled the leftover turkey during the game and electrocuted the dog with a toaster - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 59-42 in front of a despondent home crowd for BB was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the incapable SP have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. BB sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the BB defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the SP quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said J.J. Watt with 20 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, BB might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - SP's very own John Abraham. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the SP coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he performed like a spasmodic violinist.
"Picking on John Abraham was a part of the game plan," Martellus Bennett with 32 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on SP to deliver. BB trails the all-time series 17-19 against SP. BB has a 1-0 regular season record. SP has a 0-1 regular season record.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Aaron Cook quipped, "Nah, I don't have anything against them. They're kinda like little bunnies or maybe pop warner rejects.... kinda cute and all, but pretty impotent when it comes to football." In response, the SP coach droned, "Sheesh... just mentioning their scaly hides makes me feel very unclean. They're wretched, infantile little sewer rats and I don't want to get dragged into a discussion about them. Any other questions? I need to bathe." |
