| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Westside Smoke | 213 | 91 | 304 | 52 | | Home | Resistance is Futile | 227 | 109 | 336 | 68 |
| Resistance is Futile |
Westside Smoke |
|---|
| I | Kyle Orton QB BUF | 0 |
| S | Robert Griffin QB WAS | 40 |
| I | Jeff Tuel QB ??? | 0 |
| I | EJ Manuel QB BUF | 0 |
| S | Colt McCoy QB WAS | 0 |
| S | Kirk Cousins QB WAS | 0 |
| S | Eric Wood OC BUF | 7 |
| I | Ryan Kalil OC CAR | 0 |
| I | Zack Martin OG DAL | 0 |
| S | Mike Iupati OG SF | 8 |
| S | Larry Warford OG DET | 8 |
| I | Gosder Cherilus OT IND | 0 |
| S | David Bakhtiari OT GB | 5 |
| S | Jake Matthews OT ATL | 12 |
| B | Toby Gerhart RB JAC | 2 |
| I | Ray Rice RB ??? | 0 |
| S | Darren Sproles RB PHI | 20 |
| B | LeGarrette Blount RB NE | 2 |
| B | Bernard Pierce RB BAL | -1 |
| B | Jacquizz Rodgers RB ATL | 3 |
| S | DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU | 20 |
| B | Sammy Watkins WR BUF | 2 |
| B | Mohamed Sanu WR CIN | 3 |
| B | Michael Floyd WR ARI | 5 |
| S | Brandon Marshall WR CHI | 18 |
| S | Mike Wallace WR MIA | 18 |
| B | Malcom Floyd WR LAC | 4 |
| B | Donnie Avery WR KC | 5 |
| B | Jermaine Gresham TE CIN | 3 |
| B | Rob Housler TE ARI | 3 |
| S | Zach Ertz TE PHI | 25 |
| I | Shaun Suisham K PIT | 0 |
| S | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 11 |
| S | Chicago OST CHI | 0 |
| B | Quinton Coples OLB NYJ | 2 |
| B | Cornelius Carradine DL SF | 0 |
| S | Muhammad Wilkerson DE NYJ | 4 |
| I | Datone Jones DE GB | 0 |
| I | Margus Hunt DE CIN | 0 |
| S | Dontari Poe NT KC | 7 |
| I | Jamari Lattimore ILB GB | 0 |
| S | Cameron Wake DE MIA | 18 |
| I | Devon Kennard OLB NYG | 0 |
| S | Dont'a Hightower OLB NE | 2 |
| I | Bruce Irvin OLB SEA | 0 |
| S | Bruce Carter OLB DAL | 10 |
| S | Lawrence Timmons ILB PIT | 6 |
| B | Craig Robertson ILB CLE | 0 |
| I | Arthur Brown ILB BAL | 0 |
| S | Manti Te'o ILB LAC | 7 |
| S | Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie CB NYG | 6 |
| B | William Gay CB PIT | 3 |
| I | Trumaine Johnson CB LAR | 0 |
| I | Darqueze Dennard CB CIN | 0 |
| S | Darius Slay CB DET | 9 |
| S | Matt Elam S BAL | 3 |
| S | William Moore S ATL | 9 |
| B | Donte Whitner S CLE | 8 |
| I | Dustin Colquitt P KC | 0 |
| S | Shane Lechler P HOU | 14 |
| S | Chicago DST CHI | 1 |
|
| I | Mike Glennon QB TB | 0 |
| S | Matt Hasselbeck QB IND | 0 |
| I | Josh McCown QB TB | 0 |
| I | Mike Kafka QB TB | 0 |
| S | Chandler Harnish QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Andrew Luck QB IND | 49 |
| S | Dominic Raiola OC DET | 8 |
| I | Lyle Sendlein OC ARI | 0 |
| S | Chris Chester OG WAS | 8 |
| S | Charlie Johnson OG MIN | 12 |
| I | Ramon Foster OG PIT | 0 |
| S | Russell Okung OT SEA | 14 |
| I | Khalif Barnes OG LV | 0 |
| S | Anthony Castonzo OT IND | 6 |
| I | Cordy Glenn OT BUF | 0 |
| B | Pierre Thomas RB NO | 5 |
| B | Dri Archer RB PIT | 0 |
| I | Dan Herron RB IND | 0 |
| S | Ryan Mathews RB LAC | 15 |
| I | Chris Owusu WR NYJ | 0 |
| B | Riley Cooper WR PHI | 2 |
| S | Demaryius Thomas WR DEN | 10 |
| S | Reggie Wayne WR IND | 22 |
| B | Steve Smith WR BAL | 7 |
| S | DeSean Jackson WR WAS | 15 |
| B | Benjamin Watson TE NO | 4 |
| B | Dion Sims TE MIA | 4 |
| B | Logan Paulsen TE WAS | 3 |
| S | Delanie Walker TE TEN | 20 |
| S | Nick Folk K NYJ | 9 |
| I | Chandler Catanzaro K ARI | 0 |
| S | Cleveland OST CLE | 0 |
| I | Carolina OST CAR | 0 |
| S | Justin Tuck DE LV | 5 |
| B | Adrian Clayborn DE TB | 1 |
| I | Zach Kerr NT IND | 0 |
| B | Jonathan Babineaux DE ATL | 1 |
| S | Damon Harrison NT NYJ | 3 |
| I | Robert Mathis OLB ??? | 0 |
| S | Calvin Pace OLB NYJ | 4 |
| S | Thomas Davis OLB CAR | 5 |
| B | Chase Blackburn OLB CAR | 1 |
| S | Jared Allen DE CHI | 1 |
| I | Kyle Wilber OLB DAL | 0 |
| S | Donald Butler ILB LAC | 6 |
| S | Jerrell Freeman ILB IND | 9 |
| I | Joe Mays ILB KC | 0 |
| B | Joplo Bartu ILB ATL | 7 |
| B | Michael Wilhoite ILB SF | 3 |
| B | Dannell Ellerbe OLB MIA | 1 |
| B | Mike Jenkins CB TB | 1 |
| S | Bradley Fletcher CB PHI | 2 |
| B | Cary Williams CB PHI | 1 |
| S | Tim Jennings CB CHI | 4 |
| S | Rodney McLeod S LAR | 7 |
| S | LaRon Landry S IND | 9 |
| B | Ryan Clark S WAS | 3 |
| I | Tony Jefferson S ARI | 0 |
| B | Antonio Allen S NYJ | 3 |
| S | Pat McAfee P IND | 14 |
| S | Tampa Bay DST TB | 0 |
|
| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the KIR franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, TH, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged TH, every KIR player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, KIR ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that KIR can exhale today is that TH was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so incompetent as they shoved a splitting maul during the game and electrocuted the dog with a toaster - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 68-52 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for KIR was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the incompetent TH have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. KIR sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the KIR defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the TH quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Cameron Wake with 18 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, KIR might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - TH's very own Dri Archer. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the TH coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he played about as well as a frog pithed by an epileptic first-grader.
"Picking on Dri Archer was a part of the game plan," Robert Griffin with 40 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on TH to deliver. KIR trails the all-time series 5-8 against TH. KIR has a 1-0 regular season record. TH has a 0-1 regular season record.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Kevin Snyder shot, "Thinking about them forces me to draw parallels between them and the Bulgarians." He was quick to add, "Erm, the Byzantine Empire had to deal with those clods... made themselves quite a nuisance 'til Basil crushed 'em and cut their eyes out - well, he left a couple of 'em with one eye so's they could guide the others home. I can't help but think that motivations such as that would help their cause." In response, the TH coach blathered, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." |
