| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | WHO DAT | 186 | 103 | 289 | 38 | | Home | Demonic Hordes | 202 | 111 | 313 | 50 |
| Demonic Hordes |
WHO DAT |
|---|
| S | David Fales QB CHI | 0 |
| I | Jimmy Garoppolo QB NE | 0 |
| I | Tom Brady QB NE | 0 |
| S | Jay Cutler QB CHI | 40 |
| S | Jimmy Clausen QB CHI | 0 |
| I | Russell Bodine OC CIN | 0 |
| I | Corey Linsley OC GB | 0 |
| I | Chad Rinehart OG LAC | 0 |
| S | Brandon Brooks OG HOU | 7 |
| S | Brian Schwenke OC TEN | 5 |
| S | Zach Fulton OG KC | 2 |
| I | King Dunlap OT LAC | 0 |
| S | Terron Armstead OT NO | 16 |
| S | Seantrel Henderson OT BUF | 10 |
| I | Donald Brown RB LAC | 0 |
| B | Bishop Sankey RB TEN | 1 |
| S | Zac Stacy RB LAR | 7 |
| I | Knile Davis RB KC | 0 |
| S | Alfred Morris RB WAS | 11 |
| B | Steven Jackson RB ATL | 2 |
| I | Allen Robinson WR JAC | 0 |
| S | Keenan Allen WR LAC | 10 |
| B | Rueben Randle WR NYG | 1 |
| I | Brian Quick WR LAR | 0 |
| S | Antonio Brown WR PIT | 25 |
| B | Danny Amendola WR NE | 2 |
| B | Anquan Boldin WR SF | 5 |
| I | Brandon Bostick TE GB | 0 |
| S | Dwayne Allen TE IND | 25 |
| B | Larry Donnell TE NYG | 6 |
| B | Jacob Tamme TE DEN | 2 |
| I | Mike Nugent K CIN | 0 |
| S | Dan Carpenter K BUF | 15 |
| S | Tennessee OST TEN | 6 |
| B | Charles Johnson DE CAR | 2 |
| I | Damontre Moore DE NYG | 0 |
| S | Olivier Vernon DE MIA | 7 |
| I | Sean Weatherspoon OLB ??? | 0 |
| S | Jarvis Jones OLB PIT | 9 |
| S | Brad Jones ILB GB | 4 |
| S | Cameron Jordan DE NO | 2 |
| B | Perry Riley ILB WAS | 3 |
| S | Brian Cushing ILB HOU | 6 |
| I | NaVorro Bowman MLB ??? | 0 |
| I | Kiko Alonso MLB ??? | 0 |
| B | Shareece Wright CB LAC | 4 |
| B | Keenan Lewis CB NO | 2 |
| B | Janoris Jenkins CB LAR | 3 |
| B | Brandon Boykin CB PHI | 3 |
| S | Tyvon Branch S LV | 11 |
| S | Jason McCourty CB TEN | 14 |
| B | Stevie Brown S NYG | 4 |
| S | Barry Church S DAL | 5 |
| B | Darian Stewart S BAL | 5 |
| I | Danny McCray S CHI | 0 |
| B | Robert Blanton S MIN | 4 |
| S | Micah Hyde CB GB | 4 |
| B | J.J. Wilcox S DAL | 2 |
| S | Da'Norris Searcy S BUF | 4 |
| I | Dave Zastudil P ARI | 0 |
| S | Marquette King P LV | 5 |
| S | Green Bay DST GB | 8 |
|
| S | Tony Romo QB DAL | 16 |
| I | Matt Moore QB MIA | 0 |
| I | Pat Devlin QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Ryan Tannehill QB MIA | 0 |
| S | Brandon Weeden QB DAL | 0 |
| S | Travis Frederick OC DAL | 8 |
| S | Evan Mathis OG PHI | 6 |
| S | D.J. Fluker OT LAC | 7 |
| I | Evan Smith OC TB | 0 |
| I | Clint Boling OG CIN | 0 |
| S | Chance Warmack OG TEN | 5 |
| S | Jermon Bushrod OT CHI | 10 |
| I | Jared Veldheer OT ARI | 0 |
| S | Matt Forte RB CHI | 31 |
| I | Peyton Hillis RB NYG | 0 |
| I | Dexter McCluster RB TEN | 0 |
| B | Fred Jackson RB BUF | 3 |
| S | Calvin Johnson WR DET | 38 |
| S | Vincent Jackson WR TB | 9 |
| I | Harry Douglas WR ATL | 0 |
| B | Brian Hartline WR MIA | 1 |
| B | Eddie Royal WR LAC | 1 |
| I | Odell Beckham WR NYG | 0 |
| S | Scott Chandler TE BUF | 12 |
| S | Coby Fleener TE IND | 13 |
| B | Brent Celek TE PHI | 3 |
| B | Anthony Fasano TE KC | 4 |
| I | Nick Novak K LAC | 0 |
| S | Robbie Gould K CHI | 11 |
| S | Dallas OST DAL | 8 |
| I | Cory Redding DE IND | 0 |
| B | Julius Peppers OLB GB | 3 |
| S | Cliff Avril DE SEA | 5 |
| B | Glenn Dorsey NT SF | 0 |
| B | George Selvie DE DAL | 1 |
| S | Dee Ford OLB KC | 0 |
| S | Brandon Williams NT BAL | 2 |
| I | Manny Lawson OLB BUF | 0 |
| B | Kevin Burnett OLB ??? | 0 |
| B | James Anderson OLB ATL | 0 |
| S | Connor Barwin OLB PHI | 4 |
| S | Willie Young DE CHI | 8 |
| S | Mychal Kendricks ILB PHI | 10 |
| B | David Hawthorne ILB NO | 4 |
| B | D'Qwell Jackson ILB IND | 3 |
| I | Moise Fokou ILB NO | 0 |
| S | C.J. Mosley ILB BAL | 8 |
| B | Terence Newman CB CIN | 3 |
| S | Joe Haden CB CLE | 1 |
| S | Prince Amukamara CB NYG | 10 |
| B | Mike Mitchell S PIT | 3 |
| S | Charles Woodson S LV | 12 |
| B | Rashad Johnson S ARI | 3 |
| B | Nate Allen S PHI | 3 |
| B | Lardarius Webb CB BAL | 0 |
| S | Kam Chancellor S SEA | 11 |
| S | Sam Koch P BAL | 7 |
| I | Matt Bosher P ATL | 0 |
| S | New York (A) DST NYJ | 2 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the DH franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, LLL, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged LLL, every DH player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, DH ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that DH can exhale today is that LLL was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so unsightly as they thrust a bag of cement during the game and ate my sister's homework - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 50-38 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for DH was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the unsightly LLL have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. DH sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the DH defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the LLL quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Jason McCourty with 14 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, DH might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - LLL's very own Peyton Hillis. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the LLL coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he was as sharp as a sponge today.
"Picking on Peyton Hillis was a part of the game plan," Jay Cutler with 40 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on LLL to deliver. DH leads the all-time series 33-4 against LLL. DH has a 1-0 regular season record. LLL has a 0-1 regular season record.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Raman Ohri shot, "I suppose every league needs a doormat. I feel some degree of scorn for them to be sure, but mostly, I just shake my head and watch them bumble their way from game to game with a sense of detached amusement." In response, the LLL coach grumbled, "Like 'em? No... not really. I'd rather strangle puppies in front of a dozen orphans than pull that wretched owner of theirs out of a burning building." |
