| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Blue Brigade | 136 | 120 | 256 | 14 | | Home | WHO DAT | 197 | 109 | 306 | 39 |
| WHO DAT |
Blue Brigade |
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| I | Matt Moore QB MIA | 0 |
| S | Tony Romo QB DAL | 33 |
| I | Pat Devlin QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Ryan Tannehill QB MIA | 0 |
| S | Brandon Weeden QB DAL | 0 |
| S | Travis Frederick OC DAL | 11 |
| S | Willie Colon OG NYJ | 6 |
| I | D.J. Fluker OT LAC | 0 |
| I | Chris Chester OG WAS | 0 |
| I | Evan Smith OC TB | 0 |
| S | Clint Boling OG CIN | 11 |
| S | Jermon Bushrod OT CHI | 1 |
| S | Demar Dotson OT TB | 2 |
| B | Fred Jackson RB BUF | 7 |
| S | Matt Forte RB CHI | 16 |
| B | Dexter McCluster RB TEN | 1 |
| S | Calvin Johnson WR DET | 17 |
| B | Vincent Jackson WR TB | 3 |
| I | Odell Beckham WR NYG | 0 |
| B | Ryan Davis DE JAC | 0 |
| S | Eddie Royal WR LAC | 21 |
| I | Brian Hartline WR MIA | 0 |
| I | Jerricho Cotchery WR CAR | 0 |
| B | Harry Douglas WR ATL | 2 |
| B | Scott Chandler TE BUF | 5 |
| S | Coby Fleener TE IND | 28 |
| B | Jim Dray TE CLE | 1 |
| B | Brent Celek TE PHI | 2 |
| S | Anthony Fasano TE KC | 12 |
| S | Nick Novak K LAC | 10 |
| I | Robbie Gould K CHI | 0 |
| S | Dallas OST DAL | 4 |
| B | Cliff Avril DE SEA | 2 |
| S | Julius Peppers OLB GB | 17 |
| I | Dee Ford OLB KC | 0 |
| S | Paul Soliai NT ATL | 0 |
| B | Sammie Lee Hill NT TEN | 2 |
| S | Fletcher Cox DE PHI | 2 |
| B | Manny Lawson OLB BUF | 2 |
| B | Connor Barwin OLB PHI | 1 |
| S | Willie Young DE CHI | 6 |
| S | Mychal Kendricks ILB PHI | 0 |
| B | D'Qwell Jackson ILB IND | 8 |
| B | David Hawthorne ILB NO | 0 |
| I | Moise Fokou ILB NO | 0 |
| S | C.J. Mosley ILB BAL | 5 |
| S | Terence Newman CB CIN | 3 |
| B | Joe Haden CB CLE | 3 |
| S | Prince Amukamara CB NYG | 6 |
| S | Chris Culliver CB SF | 3 |
| S | Charles Woodson S LV | 6 |
| B | Mike Mitchell S PIT | 3 |
| B | Nate Allen S PHI | 4 |
| I | Lardarius Webb CB BAL | 0 |
| S | Kam Chancellor S SEA | 21 |
| S | Sam Koch P BAL | 12 |
| I | Matt Bosher P ATL | 0 |
| S | New York (A) DST NYJ | 3 |
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| I | Shaun Hill QB LAR | 0 |
| I | Case Keenum QB HOU | 0 |
| S | Philip Rivers QB LAC | 38 |
| S | Kellen Clemens QB LAC | 0 |
| I | Sam Bradford QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Ryan Lindley QB ARI | 0 |
| I | Austin Davis QB LAR | 0 |
| I | Khaled Holmes OC IND | 0 |
| S | Chris Williams OG BUF | 2 |
| S | Stefen Wisniewski OC LV | 2 |
| S | Johnnie Troutman OG LAC | 4 |
| I | Brandon Fusco OG MIN | 0 |
| I | Jeromey Clary OG ??? | 0 |
| I | Phil Loadholt OT MIN | 0 |
| S | Sebastian Vollmer OT NE | 1 |
| S | Lamar Holmes OT ATL | 9 |
| I | Mark Ingram RB NO | 0 |
| B | DeAngelo Williams RB CAR | 0 |
| B | Shonn Greene RB TEN | 3 |
| S | Shane Vereen RB NE | 9 |
| B | Jeremy Hill RB CIN | 3 |
| B | Hakeem Nicks WR IND | 4 |
| I | James Jones WR LV | 0 |
| S | Wes Welker WR DEN | 14 |
| B | Victor Cruz WR NYG | 6 |
| S | Randall Cobb WR GB | 7 |
| I | Marcedes Lewis TE JAC | 0 |
| I | Gator Hoskins TE MIA | 0 |
| S | Martellus Bennett TE CHI | 24 |
| S | Vernon Davis TE SF | 0 |
| B | Zach Miller TE SEA | 2 |
| S | Matt Bryant K ATL | 8 |
| I | Shayne Graham K NO | 0 |
| S | Baltimore OST BAL | 0 |
| S | J.J. Watt DE HOU | 11 |
| B | Cedric Thornton DE PHI | 2 |
| S | Dan Williams NT ARI | 2 |
| B | Brian Orakpo OLB WAS | 3 |
| B | Kamerion Wimbley OLB TEN | 2 |
| S | Lance Briggs OLB CHI | 5 |
| I | Jonathan Casillas OLB NE | 0 |
| B | Junior Galette OLB NO | 6 |
| S | Derrick Morgan DE TEN | 1 |
| S | Larry Foote ILB ARI | 6 |
| B | Josh Mauga ILB KC | 3 |
| I | Derrick Johnson ILB KC | 0 |
| B | David Harris ILB NYJ | 5 |
| S | Erik Walden OLB IND | 8 |
| S | Paul Worrilow ILB ATL | 9 |
| B | Captain Munnerlyn CB MIN | 3 |
| S | Cortland Finnegan CB MIA | 6 |
| I | Tramaine Brock CB SF | 0 |
| I | Brandon Browner CB NE | 0 |
| B | Husain Abdullah S KC | 3 |
| S | DeAngelo Hall CB WAS | 13 |
| S | Dashon Goldson S TB | 6 |
| B | Patrick Chung S NE | 1 |
| B | Malcolm Jenkins S PHI | 5 |
| S | Dwight Lowery S ATL | 5 |
| B | Brandon Meriweather S WAS | 3 |
| I | Britton Colquitt P DEN | 0 |
| S | Donnie Jones P PHI | 3 |
| S | Minnesota DST MIN | 9 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
unsightly. That word does not even begin to describe the game I saw today. Despite the ambient weather, I found myself looking upon the cold, dark, windswept gridiron of my soul, agonizing for three gut-wrenching hours as my eyes were forced to witness the utter lack of skill exhibited by BB on this particular day. By the end of the opening kickoff, I could already feel the nausea, the lurching in my stomach. By the end of the first quarter, I began to contemplate gnawing off my own leg to escape. My tears flowed as freely as the cheap beer consumed by the semi-sentients surrounding me, not for the defeated, but for the death of all that I thought was good and pure about football.
And so now it stands that LLL trails the all-time series 16-19 against BB. LLL has a 2-1 regular season record. BB has a 2-1 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw LLL prostrated BB like a bloated spider engorging on the tender underbelly of a common house fly 39-14 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
They looked unstoppable on the LLL squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 306 points, 197 on offense and 109 on defense. Tony Romo with 33 points on offense and Kam Chancellor with 21 points on defense were the top scorers. Several mental breakdowns drew the coach's ire. Said Coach/GM Scott Lawrence, "I took exception to our execution on a few plays.. For one, Cliff Avril played about as well as a frog pithed by an epileptic first-grader. Stimulus. Response. That's all there is to it. Pavlov had a dog and I've got this idiot. I've noticed that the red tazer in particular gets him ready for the games. As for those DST? They showed all the football grace of ballerinas as they filled the record book with 1 Punt returns defended, 28 Defended punt return yardage, 28 Defended punt return average, 4 Defended kickoff returns, 73 Defended kickoff return yardage, 18.25 Defended kickoff return average while taking the day off. Overall though, the the most incompetant player in this game was Evan Dietrich-Smith. His bad effort yielded an expletive-laden outburst from me, I must admit.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Scott Lawrence groaned, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." In response, the BB coach exclaimed, "Gosh... why are you even wasting my time looking for a comment about them? They're kinda like cockroaches - to be sure, they occasionally crawl out of the woodwork to be seen by all, but usually, they're lurking somewhere out of sight." |
