| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Southside Salamanders | 169 | 175 | 344 | 41 | | Home | Steel Curtain | 194 | 87 | 281 | 10 |
| Steel Curtain |
Southside Salamanders |
|---|
| S | Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT | 38 |
| I | Chad Henne QB JAC | 0 |
| S | Bruce Gradkowski QB PIT | 0 |
| S | Landry Jones QB PIT | 0 |
| I | Blake Bortles QB JAC | 0 |
| I | Roberto Garza OC CHI | 0 |
| I | Jeremy Zuttah OC BAL | 0 |
| S | Bryan Stork OC NE | 0 |
| S | David DeCastro OG PIT | 9 |
| S | Marcus Gilbert OT PIT | 9 |
| S | Nate Solder OT NE | 1 |
| S | Orlando Franklin OG DEN | 6 |
| I | LaAdrian Waddle OT DET | 0 |
| I | Greg Robinson OG LAR | 0 |
| S | Trent Richardson RB IND | 13 |
| S | C.J. Spiller RB BUF | 12 |
| I | Bryce Brown RB BUF | 0 |
| B | Andre Williams RB NYG | 1 |
| I | Charles Sims III RB TB | 0 |
| B | Stepfan Taylor RB ARI | 0 |
| S | Julio Jones WR ATL | 42 |
| I | Marlon Brown WR BAL | 0 |
| B | Nick Toon WR NO | 0 |
| B | Justin Hunter WR TEN | 2 |
| B | Kenbrell Thompkins WR LV | 1 |
| S | Greg Olsen TE CAR | 24 |
| B | Andrew Quarless TE GB | 5 |
| B | Levine Toilolo TE ATL | 3 |
| B | David Ausberry TE LV | 1 |
| S | Julius Thomas TE DEN | 14 |
| I | Sebastian Janikowski K LV | 0 |
| S | Josh Scobee K JAC | 9 |
| S | Indianapolis OST IND | 0 |
| B | Ropati Pitoitua DE TEN | 1 |
| S | Chris Long DE LAR | 0 |
| S | Gerald McCoy DT TB | 0 |
| S | Calais Campbell DE ARI | 5 |
| S | Ndamukong Suh DT DET | 5 |
| I | Sean Lee OLB ??? | 0 |
| B | Brooks Reed OLB HOU | 2 |
| S | Vontaze Burfict OLB CIN | 0 |
| B | Khalil Mack OLB LV | 4 |
| B | Nate Irving MLB DEN | 10 |
| I | Lamin Barrow MLB DEN | 0 |
| B | Anthony Hitchens OLB DAL | 8 |
| B | Nick Roach MLB LV | 0 |
| B | Jon Beason MLB NYG | 0 |
| S | Preston Brown MLB BUF | 8 |
| S | Lavonte David OLB TB | 16 |
| S | Alfonzo Dennard CB NE | 0 |
| B | Chris Harris CB DEN | 5 |
| I | Stanley Jean-Baptiste CB NO | 0 |
| S | Kareem Jackson CB HOU | 3 |
| S | Earl Thomas III S SEA | 9 |
| I | Will Hill DB BAL | 0 |
| I | Shamarko Thomas S PIT | 0 |
| B | Tyrann Mathieu S ARI | 4 |
| S | Eric Reid S SF | 2 |
| S | Jeff Locke P MIN | 5 |
| I | Ryan Quigley P NYJ | 0 |
| S | Indianapolis DST IND | 0 |
|
| I | Ryan Nassib QB NYG | 0 |
| S | Scott Tolzien QB GB | 0 |
| S | Matt Flynn QB GB | 0 |
| I | Eli Manning QB NYG | 0 |
| S | Aaron Rodgers QB GB | 29 |
| S | Scott Wells OC LAR | 16 |
| I | Ben Jones OC HOU | 0 |
| S | James Carpenter OG SEA | 8 |
| I | T.J. Lang OG GB | 0 |
| S | Josh Sitton OG GB | 9 |
| S | Duane Brown OT HOU | 12 |
| S | Riley Reiff OT DET | 13 |
| I | Marcus Cannon OT NE | 0 |
| I | Arian Foster RB HOU | 0 |
| B | Lance Dunbar RB DAL | 0 |
| B | Jonathan Grimes RB HOU | 1 |
| S | Benny Cunningham RB LAR | 6 |
| S | Danny Woodhead RB LAC | 4 |
| B | Jamaal Charles RB KC | 0 |
| I | Josh Huff WR PHI | 0 |
| B | Davante Adams WR GB | 2 |
| I | De'Anthony Thomas RB KC | 0 |
| I | Marqise Lee WR JAC | 0 |
| S | Markus Wheaton WR PIT | 10 |
| B | Aaron Dobson WR NE | 0 |
| B | Robert Woods WR BUF | 3 |
| B | Rod Streater WR LV | 3 |
| S | Kendall Wright WR TEN | 11 |
| I | Brandon Williams TE CAR | 0 |
| B | C.J. Fiedorowicz TE HOU | 4 |
| B | Jared Cook TE LAR | 9 |
| S | Kyle Rudolph TE MIN | 16 |
| B | Derek Carrier TE SF | 3 |
| I | Cairo Santos K KC | 0 |
| S | Mason Crosby K GB | 3 |
| S | San Francisco OST SF | 7 |
| S | Brian Robison DE MIN | 7 |
| S | Ryan Kerrigan OLB WAS | 6 |
| S | Mike Daniels DE GB | 8 |
| S | Steve McLendon NT PIT | 7 |
| I | B.J. Raji NT ??? | 0 |
| I | Koa Misi OLB MIA | 0 |
| S | Jacquian Williams OLB NYG | 8 |
| B | Jonathan Massaquoi OLB ATL | 5 |
| I | Danny Trevathan OLB DEN | 0 |
| B | Wesley Woodyard ILB TEN | 8 |
| S | Ryan Shazier ILB PIT | 4 |
| B | A.J. Hawk ILB GB | 6 |
| S | Curtis Lofton ILB NO | 14 |
| B | Jason Verrett CB LAC | 3 |
| B | Sam Shields CB GB | 7 |
| B | Desmond Trufant CB ATL | 4 |
| S | Dwayne Gratz CB JAC | 11 |
| S | Kyle Fuller CB CHI | 23 |
| I | Eric Berry S KC | 0 |
| B | Ha Ha Clinton-Dix S GB | 5 |
| I | Delano Howell S ??? | 0 |
| S | Mike Adams S IND | 6 |
| I | Reshad Jones S MIA | 0 |
| B | George Iloka S CIN | 6 |
| S | Jimmy Wilson S MIA | 9 |
| S | Johnny Hekker P LAR | 19 |
| I | Tim Masthay P GB | 0 |
| S | Baltimore DST BAL | 9 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
Julio Jones said, "They came at us with some tough schemes, but we were able to put a few decent plays together. I think we can move the ball against anyone, stop anyone and we just didn't execute today." Well no kidding, Einstein. SC was bad. Awful. Grotesque. An embarrassment to the league, I dare say. Yikes! SC has just completed a game in which they, proverbially speaking, tossed my sister's Barbie doll collection into a corn thrasher. To point fingers after this debacle would be unfair given that this most assuredly was a team effort - and that's the only positive spin I can put on the game.
So now the series stands SRS leads the all-time series 28-9 against SC. SRS has a 3-0 regular season record. SC has a 1-2 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw SRS pulverizing SC like a bloated spider engorging on the tender underbelly of a common house fly 41-10 in front of a despondent home crowd.
They were almost perfect on the SRS squad particularly on the defensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 344 points, 169 on offense and 175 on defense. Eli Manning with 39 points on offense and Kyle Fuller with 23 points on defense were the top scorers. All that aside, the most incompetant player of the game goes to Jamaal Charles. Some players need a bit more instruction than others. I've tried a few less orthodox teaching tools from time to time..."
Says Jamaal Charles, sporting a nice lace evening gown, "Ya, coach says I played like a little girl so I might as well dress the part. I hafta practice in this thing. He calls me the fairy princess. Man, I'm callin my agent. This ain't parta the deal."
Cairo Santos added, "Shoot... he should know he can't fit in no D-cup! I tell ya, he looked like some sort of demented, bloated
Valkyrie... Man...
brings new meaning to the phrase 'when the fat lady sings.'
"
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Allen Cummings droned, "I suppose every league needs a doormat. I feel some degree of scorn for them to be sure, but mostly, I just shake my head and watch them bumble their way from game to game with a sense of detached amusement." In response, the SC coach gurgled, "That owner of theirs kinda reminds me of a Matt Millen and Michael Jackson hybrid... all bluster, melting face, questionable personal tastes... not exactly the kind of person I'd invite to my child's birthday party." |
