| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Oakland Assassins | 188 | 95 | 283 | 31 | | Home | For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge | 174 | 126 | 300 | 40 |
| For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge |
Oakland Assassins |
|---|
| I | Tyrod Taylor QB BAL | 0 |
| I | Joe Flacco QB BAL | 0 |
| S | Drew Brees QB NO | 48 |
| S | Luke McCown QB NO | 0 |
| S | Ryan Griffin QB NO | 0 |
| I | Nick Hardwick OC LAC | 0 |
| S | Todd Herremans OG PHI | 6 |
| S | Jahri Evans OG NO | 8 |
| I | Brandon Linder OG JAC | 0 |
| S | Andrew Whitworth OT CIN | 10 |
| S | Breno Giacomini OT NYJ | 6 |
| I | Ryan Clady OT DEN | 0 |
| I | Derek Newton OT HOU | 0 |
| B | Darrel Young FB WAS | 4 |
| B | Bruce Miller FB SF | 2 |
| B | Chris Ivory RB NYJ | 4 |
| I | Joseph Randle RB DAL | 0 |
| S | Eddie Lacy RB GB | 2 |
| S | DeMarco Murray RB DAL | 20 |
| B | Miles Austin WR CLE | 5 |
| S | Jordy Nelson WR GB | 12 |
| B | Eric Decker WR NYJ | 1 |
| I | Cody Latimer WR DEN | 0 |
| I | Jeff Janis WR GB | 0 |
| I | Corey Washington WR NYG | 0 |
| S | Allen Hurns WR JAC | 13 |
| S | Antonio Gates TE LAC | 7 |
| B | Owen Daniels TE BAL | 2 |
| B | Taylor Thompson TE TEN | 2 |
| S | Caleb Sturgis K MIA | 11 |
| I | Adam Vinatieri K IND | 0 |
| S | Detroit OST DET | 7 |
| B | Ahtyba Rubin DE CLE | 2 |
| S | Geno Atkins DT CIN | 1 |
| S | Linval Joseph DT MIN | 5 |
| I | Matt Shaughnessy OLB ARI | 0 |
| B | Jasper Brinkley MLB MIN | 3 |
| S | Trent Cole OLB PHI | 4 |
| S | Mike Neal DE GB | 6 |
| S | Geno Hayes OLB JAC | 9 |
| B | Ahmad Brooks OLB SF | 2 |
| S | Jerry Hughes DE BUF | 3 |
| I | Melvin Ingram OLB LAC | 0 |
| B | D.J. Williams MLB CHI | 5 |
| B | Rey Maualuga MLB CIN | 1 |
| S | Bobby Wagner MLB SEA | 10 |
| B | Melvin White CB CAR | 2 |
| B | Jimmy Smith CB BAL | 3 |
| S | Alan Ball CB JAC | 6 |
| S | Johnathan Joseph CB HOU | 10 |
| B | Brandon Flowers CB LAC | 3 |
| S | Jairus Byrd S NO | 6 |
| B | T.J. Ward S DEN | 5 |
| I | Ahmad Dixon S MIN | 0 |
| S | Kendrick Lewis S HOU | 16 |
| B | Louis Delmas S MIA | 2 |
| I | Kevin Huber P CIN | 0 |
| S | Andy Lee P SF | 13 |
| S | Saint Louis DST LAR | 9 |
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| I | Johnny Manziel QB CLE | 0 |
| I | Alex Tanney QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Matt Ryan QB ATL | 49 |
| I | Brian Hoyer QB CLE | 0 |
| S | T.J. Yates QB ATL | 1 |
| S | Sean Renfree QB ATL | 0 |
| S | Max Unger OC SEA | 8 |
| I | Kory Lichtensteiger OC WAS | 0 |
| S | Justin Blalock OG ATL | 12 |
| S | Dan Connolly OG NE | 3 |
| I | Matt Slauson OG CHI | 0 |
| I | Gabe Carimi OG ATL | 0 |
| S | Jason Peters OT PHI | 6 |
| S | Andrew Gardner OT PHI | 6 |
| I | Chris Clark OT DEN | 0 |
| B | Jed Collins FB DET | 2 |
| I | Maurice Jones-Drew RB LV | 0 |
| B | C.J. Anderson RB DEN | 0 |
| I | Christine Michael RB SEA | 0 |
| B | Stevan Ridley RB NE | 2 |
| B | James Starks RB GB | 1 |
| S | LeSean McCoy RB PHI | 1 |
| B | Jonathan Stewart RB CAR | 2 |
| B | Darren McFadden RB LV | 3 |
| I | Paul Richardson WR SEA | 0 |
| B | Stedman Bailey WR LAR | 0 |
| I | Tavon Austin WR LAR | 0 |
| S | Dez Bryant WR DAL | 23 |
| B | Mychal Rivera TE LV | 1 |
| S | Dennis Pitta TE BAL | 12 |
| B | Eric Ebron TE DET | 2 |
| S | Jordan Cameron TE CLE | 6 |
| S | Travis Kelce TE KC | 22 |
| I | Jordan Reed TE WAS | 0 |
| I | Phil Dawson K SF | 0 |
| S | Ryan Succop K TEN | 2 |
| S | Atlanta OST ATL | 24 |
| I | Kansas City OST KC | 0 |
| I | Dion Jordan DE MIA | 0 |
| B | Everson Griffen DE MIN | 2 |
| S | Jurrell Casey NT TEN | 3 |
| I | Aldon Smith OLB SF | 0 |
| B | Terrell Suggs OLB BAL | 2 |
| B | Bjoern Werner OLB IND | 1 |
| S | Rob Ninkovich DE NE | 6 |
| S | Nigel Bradham OLB BUF | 9 |
| S | Miles Burris OLB LV | 6 |
| B | Keenan Robinson ILB WAS | 3 |
| S | Jason Pierre-Paul DE NYG | 7 |
| S | Karlos Dansby ILB CLE | 6 |
| S | DeMeco Ryans ILB PHI | 3 |
| I | Sio Moore OLB LV | 0 |
| B | Tahir Whitehead OLB DET | 2 |
| I | Zach Brown ILB TEN | 0 |
| B | Brent Grimes CB MIA | 5 |
| S | Johnthan Banks CB TB | 3 |
| S | David Amerson CB WAS | 4 |
| B | Roman Harper S CAR | 3 |
| S | D.J. Swearinger S HOU | 4 |
| S | Kenny Vaccaro S NO | 5 |
| B | Johnathan Cyprien S JAC | 3 |
| S | Tress Way P WAS | 13 |
| S | Kansas City DST KC | 5 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the AW franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, OA, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged OA, every AW player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, AW ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that AW can exhale today is that OA was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so inept as they ordered a stick of dynamite during the game and convinced my cousin to join the circus - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 40-31 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for AW was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the inept OA have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. AW sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the AW defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the OA quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Kendrick Lewis with 16 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, AW might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - OA's very own Maurice Jones-Drew. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the OA coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he was as sharp as a sponge today.
"Picking on Maurice Jones-Drew was a part of the game plan," Drew Brees with 48 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on OA to deliver. AW trails the all-time series 7-9 against OA. AW has a 3-0 regular season record. OA has a 2-1 regular season record.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Tim Shoemaker grumbled, "That owner of theirs kinda reminds me of a Matt Millen and Michael Jackson hybrid... all bluster, melting face, questionable personal tastes... not exactly the kind of person I'd invite to my child's birthday party." In response, the OA coach exclaimed, "He and his lecherous team of cub scouts have all the football grace of a French eunuch trying to ride a bull suffering from mad cow's disease while reciting the
Gettysburg Address." |
