| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Blue Brigade | 205 | 121 | 326 | 42 | | Home | Southside Salamanders | 247 | 121 | 368 | 63 |
| Southside Salamanders |
Blue Brigade |
|---|
| S | Scott Tolzien QB GB | 0 |
| I | Ryan Nassib QB NYG | 0 |
| S | Matt Flynn QB GB | 0 |
| I | Eli Manning QB NYG | 0 |
| S | Aaron Rodgers QB GB | 55 |
| I | Scott Wells OC LAR | 0 |
| S | Ben Jones OC HOU | 6 |
| I | James Carpenter OG SEA | 0 |
| S | T.J. Lang OG GB | 11 |
| S | Josh Sitton OG GB | 11 |
| S | Riley Reiff OT DET | 6 |
| S | Duane Brown OT HOU | 6 |
| I | Marcus Cannon OT NE | 0 |
| B | Kyle Juszczyk FB BAL | 5 |
| S | Arian Foster RB HOU | 19 |
| B | Lance Dunbar RB DAL | 2 |
| I | Benny Cunningham RB LAR | 0 |
| B | Joique Bell RB DET | 3 |
| I | Danny Woodhead RB LAC | 0 |
| S | Jamaal Charles RB KC | 36 |
| B | Corey Brown WR CAR | 3 |
| B | Davante Adams WR GB | 2 |
| I | Marqise Lee WR JAC | 0 |
| S | Markus Wheaton WR PIT | 13 |
| B | Aaron Dobson WR NE | 0 |
| B | Robert Woods WR BUF | 2 |
| I | Rod Streater WR LV | 0 |
| S | Kendall Wright WR TEN | 12 |
| B | C.J. Fiedorowicz TE HOU | 2 |
| I | Jared Cook TE LAR | 0 |
| S | Daniel Fells TE NYG | 24 |
| I | Kyle Rudolph TE MIN | 0 |
| I | Brandon Williams TE CAR | 0 |
| B | Derek Carrier TE SF | 3 |
| S | Mason Crosby K GB | 19 |
| I | Cairo Santos K KC | 0 |
| S | San Francisco OST SF | 3 |
| S | Brian Robison DE MIN | 3 |
| S | Ryan Kerrigan OLB WAS | 7 |
| S | Mike Daniels DE GB | 1 |
| S | Steve McLendon NT PIT | 4 |
| I | B.J. Raji NT ??? | 0 |
| I | Koa Misi OLB MIA | 0 |
| S | Jacquian Williams OLB NYG | 10 |
| B | Jonathan Massaquoi OLB ATL | 1 |
| B | Sean Spence ILB PIT | 2 |
| S | Wesley Woodyard ILB TEN | 16 |
| I | Danny Trevathan OLB DEN | 0 |
| I | Ryan Shazier ILB PIT | 0 |
| S | A.J. Hawk ILB GB | 14 |
| B | Curtis Lofton ILB NO | 7 |
| B | Jason Verrett CB LAC | 0 |
| S | Sam Shields CB GB | 13 |
| B | Desmond Trufant CB ATL | 3 |
| B | Dwayne Gratz CB JAC | 2 |
| S | Kyle Fuller CB CHI | 3 |
| B | Eric Berry S KC | 0 |
| B | Ha Ha Clinton-Dix S GB | 3 |
| I | Delano Howell S ??? | 0 |
| S | Mike Adams S IND | 13 |
| I | Reshad Jones S MIA | 0 |
| I | George Iloka S CIN | 0 |
| S | Jimmy Wilson S MIA | 10 |
| I | Johnny Hekker P LAR | 0 |
| S | Tim Masthay P GB | 0 |
| S | Baltimore DST BAL | 9 |
|
| I | Case Keenum QB HOU | 0 |
| S | Philip Rivers QB LAC | 54 |
| I | Shaun Hill QB LAR | 0 |
| S | Kellen Clemens QB LAC | 0 |
| I | Sam Bradford QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Ryan Lindley QB ARI | 0 |
| I | Austin Davis QB LAR | 0 |
| I | Khaled Holmes OC IND | 0 |
| I | Chris Williams OG BUF | 0 |
| S | Stefen Wisniewski OC LV | 2 |
| S | Johnnie Troutman OG LAC | 5 |
| S | Brandon Fusco OG MIN | 0 |
| I | Jeromey Clary OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Phil Loadholt OT MIN | 13 |
| I | Sebastian Vollmer OT NE | 0 |
| S | Lamar Holmes OT ATL | 10 |
| I | Mark Ingram RB NO | 0 |
| B | DeAngelo Williams RB CAR | 1 |
| B | Shonn Greene RB TEN | 0 |
| S | Shane Vereen RB NE | 13 |
| I | Jeremy Hill RB CIN | 0 |
| B | Hakeem Nicks WR IND | 1 |
| I | Wes Welker WR DEN | 0 |
| S | Victor Cruz WR NYG | 20 |
| S | Randall Cobb WR GB | 31 |
| B | Marcedes Lewis TE JAC | 1 |
| S | Martellus Bennett TE CHI | 35 |
| I | Zach Miller TE SEA | 0 |
| S | Vernon Davis TE SF | 8 |
| S | Shayne Graham K NO | 5 |
| I | Matt Bryant K ATL | 0 |
| S | Baltimore OST BAL | 6 |
| S | J.J. Watt DE HOU | 27 |
| B | Cedric Thornton DE PHI | 4 |
| I | Dan Williams NT ARI | 0 |
| S | Ian Williams NT SF | 4 |
| B | Jonathan Casillas OLB NE | 0 |
| B | Brian Orakpo OLB WAS | 1 |
| B | Lance Briggs OLB CHI | 2 |
| S | Derrick Morgan DE TEN | 0 |
| S | Junior Galette OLB NO | 2 |
| I | Larry Foote ILB ARI | 0 |
| B | Josh Mauga ILB KC | 4 |
| I | Derrick Johnson ILB KC | 0 |
| S | David Harris ILB NYJ | 9 |
| S | Erik Walden OLB IND | 3 |
| S | Paul Worrilow ILB ATL | 8 |
| I | Adam Jones CB CIN | 0 |
| B | Brandon Browner CB NE | 0 |
| B | Robert McClain CB ATL | 2 |
| B | Captain Munnerlyn CB MIN | 3 |
| B | Cortland Finnegan CB MIA | 3 |
| S | Orlando Scandrick CB DAL | 7 |
| B | Malcolm Jenkins S PHI | 10 |
| B | Husain Abdullah S KC | 12 |
| S | Dashon Goldson S TB | 1 |
| S | Dwight Lowery S ATL | 6 |
| B | Brandon Meriweather S WAS | 7 |
| S | DeAngelo Hall CB WAS | 0 |
| B | Patrick Chung S NE | 1 |
| S | Donnie Jones P PHI | 5 |
| I | Britton Colquitt P DEN | 0 |
| S | Minnesota DST MIN | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
OK, so not everyone who wears the uniform should be allowed to suit up. Such is most certainly the case for Kellen Clemens, the greatest goat this side of the fairytale land of satyrs, unicorns, pixies, and winning BB seasons. This journalist found himself maintaining sanity amidst the botched stumbling of Philip Rivers and his sidekicks by drinking heavily and choking down moldy peanuts. Now, to BB's credit, they willingly subjected themselves to this game, knowing full well how it was likely to turn out, but I place a great deal of blame on SRS for opting for this game over a likely more challenging foray against the Vienna Boy's Choir.
And so now it stands that SRS leads the all-time series 17-3 against BB. SRS has a 4-0 regular season record. BB has a 2-2 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw SRS has senselessly deluged BB like a bloated spider engorging on the tender underbelly of a common house fly 63-42 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
Things went very well for the SRS squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 368 points, 247 on offense and 121 on defense. Aaron Rodgers with 55 points on offense and Wesley Woodyard with 16 points on defense were the top scorers. Things were not all roses, however. Said Coach/GM Allen Cummings, "There were some mental breakdowns on both sides of the ball.. For one, Duane Brown was clearly showing some ill-effects from his intestinal parasite. Doc was tellin' me that he's seen all the telltale signs of... oh, I forget the medical term for it, but basically, he's a screw-up because he just isn't that bright when you get right down to it. Shoulda known when my scouts mentioned that he rode the short bus. As for those P? They were utterly incompetent, gaining absolutely nothing throughout the course of their pitiful performance. Overall though, the Doc's been looking into a revolutionary new surgery - replace his hands with anything - stickum, chicken claws, even bricks would be an improvement. I mean, he drops balls as if they were live ferrets. in this game was Matt Flynn. His grotesque effort yielded a seat alone on the ride home.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Allen Cummings noted, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." In response, the BB coach said, "I'm not saying that this is true, mind you, but I'm not saying it isn't. I heard tell that that owner of theirs has been kidnapping small children and selling them on the Chinese black market. Do I respect him? Does anyone?" |
