| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge | 221 | 80 | 301 | 69 | | Home | The Blitz | 205 | 83 | 288 | 63 |
| The Blitz |
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge |
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| I | Peyton Manning QB DEN | 0 |
| S | Michael Vick QB NYJ | 0 |
| S | Geno Smith QB NYJ | 6 |
| I | Brock Osweiler QB DEN | 0 |
| I | Zac Dysert QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Tajh Boyd QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Alex Mack OC CLE | 0 |
| S | Rodney Hudson OC KC | 12 |
| I | Allen Barbre OG PHI | 0 |
| I | Logan Mankins OG TB | 0 |
| S | Ben Grubbs OG NO | 8 |
| S | Jack Mewhort OG IND | 13 |
| S | Matt Kalil OT MIN | 18 |
| I | Eric Fisher OT KC | 0 |
| S | Rick Wagner OT BAL | 14 |
| B | Patrick DiMarco FB ATL | 5 |
| B | Marcel Reece FB LV | 1 |
| I | Mike Tolbert FB CAR | 0 |
| I | Derrick Coleman FB SEA | 0 |
| B | Frank Gore RB SF | 7 |
| S | Khiry Robinson RB NO | 14 |
| S | Lamar Miller RB MIA | 16 |
| I | Montee Ball RB DEN | 0 |
| I | Andre Ellington RB ARI | 0 |
| B | James White RB NE | 2 |
| S | Kelvin Benjamin WR CAR | 20 |
| B | Jarvis Landry WR MIA | 1 |
| I | Jacob Tamme TE DEN | 0 |
| I | John Carlson TE ARI | 0 |
| I | Troy Niklas TE ARI | 0 |
| B | Gavin Escobar TE DAL | 4 |
| S | Jason Witten TE DAL | 27 |
| B | Jeff Cumberland TE NYJ | 2 |
| S | Josh Hill TE NO | 17 |
| I | Chase Ford TE MIN | 0 |
| I | Stephen Hauschka K SEA | 0 |
| S | Josh Brown K NYG | 14 |
| S | Green Bay OST GB | 0 |
| B | Trent Murphy OLB WAS | 2 |
| S | Greg Hardy DE CAR | 0 |
| I | Malik Jackson DE DEN | 0 |
| B | Kawann Short DT CAR | 3 |
| S | Sheldon Richardson DE NYJ | 10 |
| S | Nick Fairley DT DET | 5 |
| S | Justin Smith DT SF | 7 |
| I | Vincent Rey MLB CIN | 0 |
| I | Paul Kruger OLB CLE | 0 |
| B | Marcus Smith OLB PHI | 0 |
| S | Justin Houston OLB KC | 16 |
| I | Stephen Tulloch MLB DET | 0 |
| S | Jon Bostic MLB CHI | 4 |
| S | A.J. Klein OLB CAR | 7 |
| S | Leodis McKelvin CB BUF | 8 |
| I | Charles Tillman CB CHI | 0 |
| B | A.J. Bouye DB HOU | 0 |
| S | Michael Griffin S TEN | 7 |
| S | Antrel Rolle S NYG | 9 |
| I | Reggie Nelson S CIN | 0 |
| I | Rahim Moore S DEN | 0 |
| S | Darrelle Revis CB NE | 5 |
| I | Ryan Allen P NE | 0 |
| S | Pat O'Donnell P CHI | 0 |
| I | Denver DST DEN | 0 |
| S | Houston DST HOU | 0 |
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| I | Tyrod Taylor QB BAL | 0 |
| I | Joe Flacco QB BAL | 0 |
| S | Drew Brees QB NO | 47 |
| S | Luke McCown QB NO | 0 |
| S | Ryan Griffin QB NO | 0 |
| I | Nick Hardwick OC LAC | 0 |
| S | J.D. Walton OC NYG | 10 |
| S | Todd Herremans OG PHI | 3 |
| I | Brandon Linder OG JAC | 0 |
| S | Jahri Evans OG NO | 9 |
| I | Andrew Whitworth OT CIN | 0 |
| S | Breno Giacomini OT NYJ | 8 |
| I | Ryan Clady OT DEN | 0 |
| S | Derek Newton OT HOU | 5 |
| B | Darrel Young FB WAS | 2 |
| B | Bruce Miller FB SF | 3 |
| S | Chris Ivory RB NYJ | 11 |
| B | Joseph Randle RB DAL | 1 |
| B | Eddie Lacy RB GB | 4 |
| S | DeMarco Murray RB DAL | 32 |
| I | Miles Austin WR CLE | 0 |
| S | Jordy Nelson WR GB | 37 |
| B | Eric Decker WR NYJ | 4 |
| I | Cody Latimer WR DEN | 0 |
| I | Jeff Janis WR GB | 0 |
| I | Corey Washington WR NYG | 0 |
| S | Allen Hurns WR JAC | 13 |
| S | Antonio Gates TE LAC | 12 |
| B | Owen Daniels TE BAL | 5 |
| I | Taylor Thompson TE TEN | 0 |
| S | Caleb Sturgis K MIA | 10 |
| I | Adam Vinatieri K IND | 0 |
| S | Detroit OST DET | 5 |
| I | Ahtyba Rubin DE CLE | 0 |
| I | Geno Atkins DT CIN | 0 |
| S | Linval Joseph DT MIN | 5 |
| I | Matt Shaughnessy OLB ARI | 0 |
| S | Jasper Brinkley MLB MIN | 3 |
| B | Trent Cole OLB PHI | 3 |
| S | Mike Neal DE GB | 3 |
| S | Geno Hayes OLB JAC | 8 |
| B | Ahmad Brooks OLB SF | 1 |
| S | Jerry Hughes DE BUF | 4 |
| S | Melvin Ingram OLB LAC | 0 |
| B | D.J. Williams MLB CHI | 1 |
| I | Rey Maualuga MLB CIN | 0 |
| I | Bobby Wagner MLB SEA | 0 |
| B | Melvin White CB CAR | 2 |
| B | Jimmy Smith CB BAL | 2 |
| B | Alan Ball CB JAC | 3 |
| S | Johnathan Joseph CB HOU | 8 |
| S | Brandon Flowers CB LAC | 11 |
| S | Jairus Byrd S NO | 9 |
| I | T.J. Ward S DEN | 0 |
| B | Ahmad Dixon S MIN | 0 |
| S | Kendrick Lewis S HOU | 7 |
| B | Louis Delmas S MIA | 2 |
| I | Kevin Huber P CIN | 0 |
| S | Andy Lee P SF | 8 |
| S | San Diego DST LAC | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the AW franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, TB, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged TB, every AW player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, AW ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that AW can exhale today is that TB was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so awful as they coerced a sharpened stick during the game and gave my brother's coin collection to a pair of destitute carnies - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 69-63 in front of a despondent home crowd for AW was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the awful TB have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. AW sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the AW defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the TB quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Brandon Flowers with 11 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, AW might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - TB's very own Marcus Smith. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the TB coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he was clearly showing some ill-effects from his intestinal parasite.
"Picking on Marcus Smith was a part of the game plan," Joe Flacco with 49 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on TB to deliver. AW leads the all-time series 10-7 against TB. AW has a 4-0 regular season record. TB has a 0-4 regular season record.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Tim Shoemaker grumbled, "He and his lecherous team of cub scouts have all the football grace of a French eunuch trying to ride a bull suffering from mad cow's disease while reciting the
Gettysburg Address." In response, the TB coach gurgled, "They stink, not in that 'festering sewage inside a porta-potty next to a dead, bloated cow floating in a culvert' way, but more in the 'the Vienna Boy's Choir has more football talent' way." |
