| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Rock N Rollers | 160 | 70 | 230 | 13 | | Home | The Spanish Inquisition | 171 | 134 | 305 | 51 |
| The Spanish Inquisition |
Rock N Rollers |
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| S | Matthew Stafford QB DET | 15 |
| S | Kellen Moore QB DET | 0 |
| I | Drew Stanton QB ARI | 0 |
| I | Carson Palmer QB ARI | 0 |
| S | Dan Orlovsky QB DET | 0 |
| I | JC Tretter OC GB | 0 |
| I | Andy Levitre OG TEN | 0 |
| S | Alex Boone OG SF | 6 |
| S | Kelechi Osemele OG BAL | 6 |
| S | Manny Ramirez OC DEN | 11 |
| I | Kevin Zeitler OG CIN | 0 |
| S | Doug Free OT DAL | 9 |
| S | Zach Strief OT NO | 17 |
| I | Joe Staley OT SF | 0 |
| I | Adrian Peterson RB MIN | 0 |
| B | Cordarrelle Patterson WR MIN | 1 |
| I | Ronnie Hillman RB DEN | 0 |
| I | Roy Helu RB WAS | 0 |
| S | Rashad Jennings RB NYG | 11 |
| S | Brandin Cooks WR NO | 20 |
| B | Andre Johnson WR HOU | 3 |
| S | Jeremy Maclin WR PHI | 22 |
| S | A.J. Green WR CIN | 15 |
| B | Clay Harbor TE JAC | 3 |
| I | Charles Clay TE MIA | 0 |
| B | Richard Rodgers TE GB | 3 |
| I | Logan Thomas QB ARI | 0 |
| S | Austin Seferian-Jenkins TE TB | 6 |
| I | Billy Cundiff K CLE | 0 |
| S | Greg Zuerlein K LAR | 8 |
| S | Minnesota OST MIN | 11 |
| S | Clinton McDonald DT TB | 1 |
| S | Ezekiel Ansah DE DET | 5 |
| I | Chris Clemons DE JAC | 0 |
| S | Johnathan Hankins DT NYG | 8 |
| S | Emmanuel Lamur OLB CIN | 9 |
| S | Jamie Collins OLB NE | 4 |
| B | Barkevious Mingo OLB CLE | 1 |
| B | Deone Bucannon S ARI | 4 |
| B | Justin Durant MLB DAL | 3 |
| B | Dane Fletcher MLB TB | 2 |
| I | Jason Trusnik MLB MIA | 0 |
| I | Kyle Van Noy OLB DET | 0 |
| I | Demarcus Lawrence DE DAL | 0 |
| S | Chandler Jones DE NE | 0 |
| S | Luke Kuechly MLB CAR | 17 |
| B | Brandon Spikes MLB BUF | 4 |
| B | Rolando McClain MLB DAL | 4 |
| B | Justin Gilbert CB CLE | 0 |
| I | D.J. Hayden CB LV | 0 |
| I | Dee Milliner CB NYJ | 0 |
| S | Alterraun Verner CB TB | 12 |
| S | Aqib Talib CB DEN | 3 |
| B | Sean Smith CB KC | 4 |
| B | Leon Hall CB CIN | 4 |
| S | Harrison Smith S MIN | 12 |
| B | Ryan Mundy S CHI | 2 |
| B | Dezmen Southward S ATL | 2 |
| B | Chris Conte S CHI | 0 |
| B | Winston Guy S JAC | 0 |
| S | T.J. McDonald S LAR | 15 |
| S | Sam Martin P DET | 16 |
| I | Oakland DST LV | 0 |
| S | Philadelphia DST PHI | 2 |
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| S | Jason Campbell QB CIN | 3 |
| S | AJ McCarron QB CIN | 0 |
| I | Christian Ponder QB MIN | 0 |
| I | Matt Cassel QB MIN | 0 |
| S | Andy Dalton QB CIN | 31 |
| I | Teddy Bridgewater QB MIN | 0 |
| S | John Sullivan OC MIN | 3 |
| I | Daniel Kilgore OC SF | 0 |
| S | Jon Asamoah OG ATL | 11 |
| S | Marshal Yanda OG BAL | 6 |
| S | Justin Pugh OT NYG | 6 |
| I | Kyle Long OG CHI | 0 |
| I | Paul Fanaika OG ARI | 0 |
| I | Lane Johnson OT PHI | 0 |
| I | Branden Albert OT MIA | 0 |
| S | D'Brickashaw Ferguson OT NYJ | 3 |
| I | Storm Johnson RB JAC | 0 |
| B | Devonta Freeman RB ATL | 4 |
| S | Chris Johnson RB NYJ | 0 |
| B | Antone Smith RB ATL | 5 |
| S | Golden Tate III WR DET | 30 |
| I | Mike Evans WR TB | 0 |
| B | Jeremy Kerley WR NYJ | 2 |
| B | Torrey Smith WR BAL | 2 |
| S | Julian Edelman WR NE | 10 |
| S | Marques Colston WR NO | 10 |
| I | Tyler Eifert TE CIN | 0 |
| B | Michael Hoomanawanui TE NE | 4 |
| S | Lance Kendricks TE LAR | 15 |
| B | Rhett Ellison TE MIN | 2 |
| B | Timothy Wright TE NE | 5 |
| I | Graham Gano K CAR | 0 |
| S | Randy Bullock K HOU | 7 |
| S | Houston OST HOU | 1 |
| S | Michael Johnson DE TB | 1 |
| B | Jason Hatcher DE WAS | 2 |
| B | Andre Branch DE JAC | 3 |
| S | Tommy Kelly DT ARI | 1 |
| B | Henry Melton DT DAL | 1 |
| B | Star Lotulelei DT CAR | 1 |
| S | Kyle Williams DT BUF | 0 |
| S | Tamba Hali OLB KC | 2 |
| S | DeMarcus Ware DE DEN | 7 |
| S | Telvin Smith OLB JAC | 5 |
| S | James Laurinaitis MLB LAR | 6 |
| I | Kaluka Maiava MLB LV | 0 |
| B | LaRoy Reynolds MLB JAC | 0 |
| B | Malcolm Smith OLB SEA | 0 |
| I | Philip Wheeler OLB MIA | 0 |
| S | Tramon Williams CB GB | 8 |
| B | Brandon Carr CB DAL | 5 |
| B | Buster Skrine CB CLE | 2 |
| S | Richard Sherman CB SEA | 0 |
| B | Marcus Gilchrist S LAC | 2 |
| S | James Ihedigbo S DET | 9 |
| B | Jimmie Ward S SF | 1 |
| S | Bernard Pollard S TEN | 4 |
| S | Chris Jones P DAL | 10 |
| I | Steve Weatherford P NYG | 0 |
| S | San Francisco DST SF | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
"You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Chris Johnson in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as enraged as an elementary school janitor fresh out of Vomit-be-Gone.
And so now it stands that TSI leads the all-time series 8-7 against RNR. TSI has a 3-2 regular season record. RNR has a 1-4 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw TSI has feasted upon RNR as though they were horses being sent to the glue factory 51-13 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
They were almost perfect on the TSI squad particularly on the defensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 305 points, 171 on offense and 134 on defense. Jeremy Maclin with 22 points on offense and Luke Kuechly with 17 points on defense were the top scorers. However, they were far from perfect. Said Coach/GM Al Burns, "I took exception to our execution on a few plays.. For one, Roy Helu performed like a spasmodic violinist. Stimulus. Response. That's all there is to it. Pavlov had a dog and I've got this idiot. I've noticed that the red tazer in particular gets him ready for the games. As for those DST? They were utterly incompetent, gaining 2 Punt returns defended, 13 Defended punt return yardage, 6.5 Defended punt return average, 5 Defended kickoff returns, 126 Defended kickoff return yardage, 25.2 Defended kickoff return average while taking the day off. Overall though, the as voted on by his teammates, the most worthless player in this game was Dan Orlovsky. His awful effort yielded a month in the doghouse.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Al Burns quipped, "Gosh... why are you even wasting my time looking for a comment about them? They're kinda like cockroaches - to be sure, they occasionally crawl out of the woodwork to be seen by all, but usually, they're lurking somewhere out of sight." In response, the RNR coach shot, "Nah, I don't have anything against them. They're kinda like little bunnies or maybe pop warner rejects.... kinda cute and all, but pretty impotent when it comes to football." |
