| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | WHO DAT | 183 | 144 | 327 | 51 | | Home | The Blitz | 187 | 82 | 269 | 22 |
| The Blitz |
WHO DAT |
|---|
| I | Michael Vick QB NYJ | 0 |
| I | Geno Smith QB NYJ | 0 |
| S | Peyton Manning QB DEN | 38 |
| S | Brock Osweiler QB DEN | 0 |
| S | Zac Dysert QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Tajh Boyd QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Alex Mack OC CLE | 5 |
| I | Rodney Hudson OC KC | 0 |
| I | Allen Barbre OG PHI | 0 |
| S | Logan Mankins OG TB | 3 |
| I | Ben Grubbs OG NO | 0 |
| I | Brian Schwenke OC TEN | 0 |
| S | Jack Mewhort OG IND | 0 |
| S | Matt Kalil OT MIN | 1 |
| I | Eric Fisher OT KC | 0 |
| S | Rick Wagner OT BAL | 16 |
| B | Marcel Reece FB LV | 3 |
| I | Mike Tolbert FB CAR | 0 |
| S | Patrick DiMarco FB ATL | 5 |
| B | Derrick Coleman FB SEA | 2 |
| I | Khiry Robinson RB NO | 0 |
| B | Doug Martin RB TB | 2 |
| S | Lamar Miller RB MIA | 19 |
| I | Montee Ball RB DEN | 0 |
| S | Andre Ellington RB ARI | 19 |
| B | James White RB NE | 0 |
| S | Kelvin Benjamin WR CAR | 18 |
| I | Jarvis Landry WR MIA | 0 |
| B | Jacob Tamme TE DEN | 1 |
| B | Troy Niklas TE ARI | 0 |
| B | Joseph Fauria TE DET | 0 |
| S | Jason Witten TE DAL | 22 |
| I | Josh Hill TE NO | 0 |
| B | Chase Ford TE MIN | 3 |
| B | Gavin Escobar TE DAL | 5 |
| I | Stephen Hauschka K SEA | 0 |
| S | Josh Brown K NYG | 1 |
| S | Green Bay OST GB | 20 |
| B | Trent Murphy OLB WAS | 1 |
| I | Greg Hardy DE CAR | 0 |
| B | Whitney Mercilus OLB HOU | 4 |
| S | Sheldon Richardson DE NYJ | 10 |
| B | Kawann Short DT CAR | 3 |
| S | Nick Fairley DT DET | 2 |
| S | Justin Smith DT SF | 3 |
| S | Vincent Rey MLB CIN | 2 |
| B | Jarret Johnson OLB LAC | 1 |
| I | Marcus Smith OLB PHI | 0 |
| S | Paul Kruger OLB CLE | 0 |
| S | Anthony Spencer DE DAL | 3 |
| I | Justin Houston OLB KC | 0 |
| I | Stephen Tulloch MLB DET | 0 |
| S | Jon Bostic MLB CHI | 0 |
| B | A.J. Klein OLB CAR | 0 |
| I | Charles Tillman CB CHI | 0 |
| S | Leodis McKelvin CB BUF | 4 |
| S | Perrish Cox CB SF | 7 |
| S | Antrel Rolle S NYG | 9 |
| S | Michael Griffin S TEN | 3 |
| B | Rahim Moore S DEN | 1 |
| S | Reggie Nelson S CIN | 16 |
| B | Darrelle Revis CB NE | 3 |
| S | Ryan Allen P NE | 7 |
| I | Pat O'Donnell P CHI | 0 |
| S | Denver DST DEN | 3 |
|
| S | Matt Moore QB MIA | 0 |
| I | Tony Romo QB DAL | 0 |
| S | Pat Devlin QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Ryan Tannehill QB MIA | 27 |
| I | Brandon Weeden QB DAL | 0 |
| S | Travis Frederick OC DAL | 8 |
| S | Willie Colon OG NYJ | 0 |
| S | D.J. Fluker OT LAC | 10 |
| I | Chris Chester OG WAS | 0 |
| I | Evan Smith OC TB | 0 |
| S | Clint Boling OG CIN | 17 |
| I | Jermon Bushrod OT CHI | 0 |
| S | Demar Dotson OT TB | 5 |
| B | Fred Jackson RB BUF | 4 |
| S | Matt Forte RB CHI | 43 |
| I | Dexter McCluster RB TEN | 0 |
| I | Calvin Johnson WR DET | 0 |
| S | Vincent Jackson WR TB | 12 |
| S | Odell Beckham WR NYG | 5 |
| B | Ryan Davis DE JAC | 0 |
| S | Eddie Royal WR LAC | 17 |
| I | Brian Hartline WR MIA | 0 |
| I | Jerricho Cotchery WR CAR | 0 |
| I | Harry Douglas WR ATL | 0 |
| I | Scott Chandler TE BUF | 0 |
| S | Coby Fleener TE IND | 15 |
| B | Jim Dray TE CLE | 2 |
| B | Brent Celek TE PHI | 6 |
| I | Anthony Fasano TE KC | 0 |
| S | Nick Novak K LAC | 10 |
| I | Robbie Gould K CHI | 0 |
| S | Dallas OST DAL | 2 |
| S | Julius Peppers OLB GB | 10 |
| B | Cliff Avril DE SEA | 1 |
| B | Frank Kearse DL WAS | 0 |
| I | Dee Ford OLB KC | 0 |
| S | Sammie Lee Hill NT TEN | 5 |
| B | Corey Peters DE ATL | 1 |
| S | Fletcher Cox DE PHI | 5 |
| B | Manny Lawson OLB BUF | 1 |
| B | Connor Barwin OLB PHI | 10 |
| S | Willie Young DE CHI | 9 |
| I | Mychal Kendricks ILB PHI | 0 |
| I | David Hawthorne ILB NO | 0 |
| S | D'Qwell Jackson ILB IND | 14 |
| S | Danny Lansanah OLB TB | 5 |
| S | C.J. Mosley ILB BAL | 11 |
| S | Terence Newman CB CIN | 6 |
| B | Joe Haden CB CLE | 3 |
| S | Prince Amukamara CB NYG | 6 |
| B | Chris Culliver CB SF | 1 |
| B | Charles Woodson S LV | 4 |
| B | Mike Mitchell S PIT | 3 |
| B | Nate Allen S PHI | 3 |
| S | Kam Chancellor S SEA | 5 |
| S | Rashad Johnson S ARI | 28 |
| I | Sam Koch P BAL | 0 |
| S | Matt Bosher P ATL | 8 |
| S | New York (A) DST NYJ | 5 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the LLL franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, TB, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged TB, every LLL player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, LLL ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that LLL can exhale today is that TB was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so blundering as they drew the leftover turkey during the game and whacked a fat little leper boy with a baseball bat - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 51-21 in front of a despondent home crowd for LLL was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the blundering TB have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. LLL sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the LLL defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the TB quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Rashad Johnson with 28 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, LLL might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - TB's very own Michael Vick. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the TB coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he was as sharp as a sponge today.
"Picking on Michael Vick was a part of the game plan," Matt Forte with 43 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on TB to deliver. LLL trails the all-time series 2-4 against TB. LLL has a 4-2 regular season record. TB has a 1-5 regular season record.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Scott Lawrence blathered, "Well, there's murderers, rapists, boy bands, and then there's that owner of theirs... Which is worst? Hard to tell sometimes." In response, the TB coach grumbled, "Oh, they're harmless... a bit annoying too, I guess... Kinda remind me of Barney or Big Bird..." |
