| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Steel Curtain | 159 | 80 | 239 | 23 | | Home | For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge | 230 | 113 | 343 | 75 |
| For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge |
Steel Curtain |
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| S | Tyrod Taylor QB BAL | 0 |
| S | Joe Flacco QB BAL | 55 |
| I | Drew Brees QB NO | 0 |
| I | Luke McCown QB NO | 0 |
| I | Ryan Griffin QB NO | 0 |
| I | Nick Hardwick OC LAC | 0 |
| S | J.D. Walton OC NYG | 0 |
| S | Todd Herremans OG PHI | 14 |
| S | Brandon Linder OG JAC | 5 |
| I | Jahri Evans OG NO | 0 |
| S | Andrew Whitworth OT CIN | 17 |
| I | Breno Giacomini OT NYJ | 0 |
| S | Ryan Clady OT DEN | 5 |
| I | Derek Newton OT HOU | 0 |
| B | Darrel Young FB WAS | 2 |
| B | Bruce Miller FB SF | 3 |
| B | Chris Ivory RB NYJ | 2 |
| I | Joseph Randle RB DAL | 0 |
| S | Eddie Lacy RB GB | 6 |
| S | DeMarco Murray RB DAL | 32 |
| B | Miles Austin WR CLE | 1 |
| S | Jordy Nelson WR GB | 30 |
| B | Eric Decker WR NYJ | 5 |
| I | Cody Latimer WR DEN | 0 |
| B | Jeff Janis WR GB | 0 |
| I | Corey Washington WR NYG | 0 |
| S | Allen Hurns WR JAC | 4 |
| S | Antonio Gates TE LAC | 22 |
| B | Owen Daniels TE BAL | 5 |
| I | Taylor Thompson TE TEN | 0 |
| S | Caleb Sturgis K MIA | 11 |
| I | Adam Vinatieri K IND | 0 |
| S | Detroit OST DET | 7 |
| I | Ahtyba Rubin DE CLE | 0 |
| S | Geno Atkins DT CIN | 5 |
| S | Linval Joseph DT MIN | 4 |
| B | Matt Shaughnessy OLB ARI | 0 |
| B | Jasper Brinkley MLB MIN | 8 |
| S | Trent Cole OLB PHI | 7 |
| S | Mike Neal DE GB | 8 |
| B | Geno Hayes OLB JAC | 5 |
| B | Ahmad Brooks OLB SF | 6 |
| S | Jerry Hughes DE BUF | 11 |
| S | Melvin Ingram OLB LAC | 0 |
| B | D.J. Williams MLB CHI | 0 |
| B | Rey Maualuga MLB CIN | 3 |
| S | Bobby Wagner MLB SEA | 6 |
| B | Melvin White CB CAR | 4 |
| B | Jimmy Smith CB BAL | 6 |
| B | Alan Ball CB JAC | 2 |
| S | Johnathan Joseph CB HOU | 6 |
| S | Brandon Flowers CB LAC | 7 |
| I | Jairus Byrd S NO | 0 |
| S | T.J. Ward S DEN | 3 |
| I | Ahmad Dixon S MIN | 0 |
| S | Kendrick Lewis S HOU | 9 |
| B | Louis Delmas S MIA | 3 |
| I | Kevin Huber P CIN | 0 |
| S | Andy Lee P SF | 10 |
| S | San Diego DST LAC | 0 |
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| S | Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT | 15 |
| I | Chad Henne QB JAC | 0 |
| S | Bruce Gradkowski QB PIT | 0 |
| S | Landry Jones QB PIT | 0 |
| I | Blake Bortles QB JAC | 0 |
| I | Roberto Garza OC CHI | 0 |
| S | Jeremy Zuttah OC BAL | 15 |
| I | Bryan Stork OC NE | 0 |
| S | David DeCastro OG PIT | 7 |
| S | Marcus Gilbert OT PIT | 7 |
| S | Nate Solder OT NE | 2 |
| S | Orlando Franklin OG DEN | 5 |
| I | LaAdrian Waddle OT DET | 0 |
| I | Greg Robinson OG LAR | 0 |
| B | Trent Richardson RB IND | 3 |
| S | C.J. Spiller RB BUF | -2 |
| I | Bryce Brown RB BUF | 0 |
| S | Andre Williams RB NYG | 7 |
| I | Charles Sims III RB TB | 0 |
| B | Stepfan Taylor RB ARI | 1 |
| S | Julio Jones WR ATL | 14 |
| B | Marlon Brown WR BAL | 0 |
| I | Nick Toon WR NO | 0 |
| B | Justin Hunter WR TEN | 3 |
| B | Kenbrell Thompkins WR LV | 0 |
| S | Greg Olsen TE CAR | 29 |
| B | Andrew Quarless TE GB | 5 |
| B | Levine Toilolo TE ATL | 3 |
| B | David Ausberry TE LV | 3 |
| S | Julius Thomas TE DEN | 27 |
| I | Sebastian Janikowski K LV | 0 |
| S | Josh Scobee K JAC | 3 |
| S | Indianapolis OST IND | 12 |
| S | Ropati Pitoitua DE TEN | 3 |
| S | Chris Long DE LAR | 0 |
| S | Gerald McCoy DT TB | 4 |
| I | Calais Campbell DE ARI | 0 |
| S | Ndamukong Suh DT DET | 8 |
| I | Sean Lee OLB ??? | 0 |
| B | Brooks Reed OLB HOU | 2 |
| S | Vontaze Burfict OLB CIN | 7 |
| B | Khalil Mack OLB LV | 2 |
| B | Nate Irving MLB DEN | 3 |
| B | Lamin Barrow MLB DEN | 0 |
| B | Anthony Hitchens OLB DAL | 0 |
| I | Nick Roach MLB LV | 0 |
| B | Jon Beason MLB NYG | 2 |
| S | Preston Brown MLB BUF | 2 |
| S | Lavonte David OLB TB | 14 |
| B | Alfonzo Dennard CB NE | 4 |
| S | Chris Harris CB DEN | 1 |
| I | Stanley Jean-Baptiste CB NO | 0 |
| S | Kareem Jackson CB HOU | 5 |
| S | Earl Thomas III S SEA | 6 |
| B | Will Hill DB BAL | 0 |
| I | Shamarko Thomas S PIT | 0 |
| B | Tyrann Mathieu S ARI | 5 |
| S | Eric Reid S SF | 3 |
| I | Jeff Locke P MIN | 0 |
| S | Ryan Quigley P NYJ | 9 |
| S | Indianapolis DST IND | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the AW franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, SC, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged SC, every AW player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, AW ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that AW can exhale today is that SC was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so awful as they hauled our self-help electroshock therapy kit during the game and tossed my sister's Barbie doll collection into a corn thrasher - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 75-23 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for AW was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the awful SC have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. AW sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the AW defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the SC quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Jasper Brinkley with 15 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, AW might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - SC's very own C.J. Spiller. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the SC coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he was as sharp as a sponge today.
"Picking on C.J. Spiller was a part of the game plan," Joe Flacco with 55 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on SC to deliver. AW leads the all-time series 3-1 against SC. AW has a 5-1 regular season record. SC has a 2-4 regular season record.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Tim Shoemaker considered this when he said, "Nah, I don't have anything against them. They're kinda like little bunnies or maybe pop warner rejects.... kinda cute and all, but pretty impotent when it comes to football." In response, the SC coach gurgled, "Nah, I don't have anything against them. They're kinda like little bunnies or maybe pop warner rejects.... kinda cute and all, but pretty impotent when it comes to football." |
