| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Happy Valley Cougars | 153 | 91 | 244 | 25 | | Home | Punxsutawney Chucks | 189 | 104 | 293 | 49 |
| Punxsutawney Chucks |
Happy Valley Cougars |
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| I | Tyler Bray QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Cam Newton QB CAR | 46 |
| S | Joe Webb QB CAR | 0 |
| I | Chase Daniel QB KC | 0 |
| I | Alex Smith QB KC | 0 |
| S | Derek Anderson QB CAR | 0 |
| I | Jonathan Goodwin OC NO | 0 |
| S | Maurkice Pouncey OC PIT | 6 |
| S | Hugh Thornton OG IND | 0 |
| S | J.R. Sweezy OG SEA | 7 |
| I | Rob Sims OG DET | 0 |
| S | Andre Smith OT CIN | 16 |
| I | Erik Pears OT BUF | 0 |
| S | Tyler Polumbus OT WAS | 4 |
| I | Knowshon Moreno RB MIA | 0 |
| B | Silas Redd RB WAS | 0 |
| B | Alfred Blue RB HOU | 1 |
| I | Ka'Deem Carey RB CHI | 0 |
| I | Tre Mason RB LAR | 0 |
| B | Carlos Hyde RB SF | 1 |
| S | Giovani Bernard RB CIN | 25 |
| B | Bilal Powell RB NYJ | 0 |
| S | Ahmad Bradshaw RB IND | 17 |
| B | Nate Washington WR TEN | 1 |
| I | Dwayne Bowe WR KC | 0 |
| S | Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI | 24 |
| S | Heath Miller TE PIT | 12 |
| B | Brandon Pettigrew TE DET | 1 |
| B | Brandon Myers TE TB | 3 |
| S | Garrett Graham TE HOU | 11 |
| S | Brandon McManus K DEN | 7 |
| S | Tampa Bay OST TB | 3 |
| I | Saint Louis OST LAR | 0 |
| B | Elvis Dumervil OLB BAL | 3 |
| S | Desmond Bryant DE CLE | 6 |
| S | Randy Starks DT MIA | 1 |
| S | Sen'Derrick Marks DT JAC | 6 |
| I | Brandon Mebane DT SEA | 0 |
| I | Tony McDaniel DT SEA | 0 |
| S | Lamarr Houston DE CHI | 4 |
| S | DeAndre Levy OLB DET | 10 |
| S | Paul Posluszny MLB JAC | 5 |
| I | LaMarr Woodley DE LV | 0 |
| B | Kroy Biermann OLB ATL | 3 |
| B | Keith Rivers MLB BUF | 2 |
| B | Shaun Phillips OLB IND | 3 |
| S | Jason Worilds OLB PIT | 6 |
| B | K.J. Wright MLB SEA | 4 |
| S | Cortez Allen CB PIT | 9 |
| B | Josh Wilson CB ATL | 3 |
| B | Xavier Rhodes CB MIN | 2 |
| B | Dawan Landry S NYJ | 6 |
| S | Eric Weddle S LAC | 8 |
| B | Antoine Bethea S SF | 5 |
| S | Josh Robinson CB MIN | 1 |
| B | Major Wright S TB | 2 |
| S | Troy Polamalu S PIT | 7 |
| S | Brandon Fields P MIA | 2 |
| I | Brad Wing P PIT | 0 |
| S | Cleveland DST CLE | 6 |
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| I | Tom Savage QB HOU | 0 |
| I | Ryan Fitzpatrick QB HOU | 0 |
| S | Mark Sanchez QB PHI | 0 |
| I | Ryan Mallett QB HOU | 0 |
| S | Nick Foles QB PHI | 25 |
| S | Matt Barkley QB PHI | 0 |
| I | Tim Lelito OC NO | 0 |
| S | Justin Britt OT SEA | 6 |
| S | Weston Richburg OC NYG | -1 |
| I | David Molk OC PHI | 0 |
| I | Jason Kelce OC PHI | 0 |
| I | Jeff Allen OG KC | 0 |
| I | Ronald Leary OG DAL | 0 |
| S | Gabe Carimi OG ATL | 3 |
| S | Harland Gunn OG ATL | 0 |
| I | Evan Mathis OG PHI | 0 |
| S | Bryan Bulaga OT GB | 10 |
| B | Lorenzo Taliaferro RB BAL | 2 |
| S | Branden Oliver RB LAC | 28 |
| I | Latavius Murray RB LV | 0 |
| B | Jerick McKinnon RB MIN | 5 |
| B | Darrin Reaves RB CAR | 1 |
| B | Isaiah Crowell RB CLE | 2 |
| B | Jermaine Kearse WR SEA | 3 |
| B | Donte Moncrief WR IND | 0 |
| S | Terrance Williams WR DAL | 9 |
| B | Jarius Wright WR MIN | 2 |
| I | Josh Gordon WR CLE | 0 |
| B | Brian Tyms WR NE | 3 |
| I | Jimmy Graham TE NO | 0 |
| S | Jordan Matthews WR PHI | 10 |
| B | Chris Gragg TE BUF | 1 |
| S | Luke Willson TE SEA | 12 |
| S | Ladarius Green TE LAC | 19 |
| S | Cody Parkey K PHI | 13 |
| I | Justin Tucker K BAL | 0 |
| S | New England OST NE | 0 |
| S | Courtney Upshaw OLB BAL | 2 |
| S | Haloti Ngata NT BAL | 4 |
| B | Bennie Logan NT PHI | 1 |
| S | Cameron Heyward DE PIT | 7 |
| I | James-Michael Johnson ILB KC | 0 |
| B | Kemal Ishmael S ATL | 3 |
| I | Jeremiah Attaochu LB LAC | 0 |
| S | Robert Quinn DE LAR | 4 |
| B | Emmanuel Acho ILB PHI | 0 |
| S | Mark Barron S LAR | 6 |
| B | Justin Tuggle ILB HOU | 7 |
| B | Kevin Minter ILB ARI | 0 |
| B | Will Compton ILB WAS | 2 |
| S | Avery Williamson ILB TEN | 10 |
| I | Arthur Brown ILB BAL | 0 |
| S | Gerald Hodges OLB MIN | 8 |
| S | Christian Kirksey ILB CLE | 6 |
| S | Jerraud Powers CB ARI | 14 |
| B | Patrick Peterson CB ARI | 2 |
| S | Bashaud Breeland CB WAS | 5 |
| I | Rafael Bush S NO | 0 |
| S | Morgan Burnett S GB | 3 |
| B | Lamarcus Joyner CB LAR | 2 |
| S | Marquette King P LV | 5 |
| I | Thomas Morstead P NO | 0 |
| S | Tennessee DST TEN | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the PC franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, HVC, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged HVC, every PC player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, PC ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that PC can exhale today is that HVC was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so incompetent as they hauled our last jar of dried beef during the game and drove the family station wagon through the front bay window - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 49-25 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for PC was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the incompetent HVC have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. PC sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the PC defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the HVC quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Dawan Landry with 11 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, PC might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - HVC's very own Weston Richburg. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the HVC coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he performed like a spasmodic violinist.
"Picking on Weston Richburg was a part of the game plan," Cam Newton with 46 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on HVC to deliver. PC leads the all-time series 2-1 against HVC. PC has a 3-3 regular season record. HVC has a 1-5 regular season record.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Glenn Good gurgled, "Sheesh... just mentioning their scaly hides makes me feel very unclean. They're wretched, infantile little sewer rats and I don't want to get dragged into a discussion about them. Any other questions? I need to bathe." In response, the HVC coach gurgled, "Nah, I don't have anything against them. They're kinda like little bunnies or maybe pop warner rejects.... kinda cute and all, but pretty impotent when it comes to football." |
