| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | KC Komodos | 199 | 84 | 283 | 59 | | Home | Resistance is Futile | 188 | 81 | 269 | 52 |
| Resistance is Futile |
KC Komodos |
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| I | Kyle Orton QB BUF | 0 |
| S | Robert Griffin QB WAS | 0 |
| I | Jeff Tuel QB ??? | 0 |
| I | EJ Manuel QB BUF | 0 |
| S | Colt McCoy QB WAS | 0 |
| S | Kirk Cousins QB WAS | 29 |
| S | Eric Wood OC BUF | 1 |
| I | Ryan Kalil OC CAR | 0 |
| S | Zack Martin OG DAL | 10 |
| S | Mike Iupati OG SF | 10 |
| I | Larry Warford OG DET | 0 |
| I | Gosder Cherilus OT IND | 0 |
| S | David Bakhtiari OT GB | 10 |
| S | Jake Matthews OT ATL | 2 |
| B | Toby Gerhart RB JAC | 0 |
| B | Justin Forsett RB BAL | 3 |
| S | Darren Sproles RB PHI | 7 |
| B | LeGarrette Blount RB NE | 1 |
| B | Bernard Pierce RB BAL | 3 |
| B | Jacquizz Rodgers RB ATL | 1 |
| S | DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU | 2 |
| S | Sammy Watkins WR BUF | 5 |
| B | Mohamed Sanu WR CIN | 7 |
| B | Michael Floyd WR ARI | 4 |
| S | Brandon Marshall WR CHI | 20 |
| B | Mike Wallace WR MIA | 5 |
| B | Malcom Floyd WR LAC | 6 |
| I | Donnie Avery WR KC | 0 |
| B | Jermaine Gresham TE CIN | 7 |
| B | Rob Housler TE ARI | 1 |
| S | Zach Ertz TE PHI | 29 |
| I | Shaun Suisham K PIT | 0 |
| S | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 21 |
| S | Chicago OST CHI | 0 |
| S | Cornelius Carradine DL SF | 0 |
| S | Quinton Coples OLB NYJ | 1 |
| S | Muhammad Wilkerson DE NYJ | 12 |
| B | Datone Jones DE GB | 0 |
| I | Margus Hunt DE CIN | 0 |
| I | Dontari Poe NT KC | 0 |
| I | Devon Kennard OLB NYG | 0 |
| S | Cameron Wake DE MIA | 9 |
| B | Dont'a Hightower OLB NE | 0 |
| B | Jamari Lattimore ILB GB | 1 |
| S | Bruce Irvin OLB SEA | 5 |
| S | Patrick Willis ILB SF | 3 |
| S | Lawrence Timmons ILB PIT | 7 |
| I | Bruce Carter OLB DAL | 0 |
| B | Craig Robertson ILB CLE | 2 |
| I | Manti Te'o ILB LAC | 0 |
| B | William Gay CB PIT | 1 |
| S | Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie CB NYG | 2 |
| S | Darius Slay CB DET | 2 |
| I | Trumaine Johnson CB LAR | 0 |
| I | Darqueze Dennard CB CIN | 0 |
| B | Matt Elam S BAL | 1 |
| I | William Moore S ATL | 0 |
| S | Donte Whitner S CLE | 6 |
| S | Thomas DeCoud S CAR | 2 |
| I | Dustin Colquitt P KC | 0 |
| S | Shane Lechler P HOU | 17 |
| S | Chicago DST CHI | 10 |
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| I | Charlie Whitehurst QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Zach Mettenberger QB TEN | 0 |
| S | Colin Kaepernick QB SF | 52 |
| S | McLeod Bethel-Thompson QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Jake Locker QB TEN | 0 |
| S | Blaine Gabbert QB SF | 0 |
| I | Nick Mangold OC NYJ | 0 |
| S | Samson Satele OC MIA | 8 |
| S | Rodger Saffold OT LAR | 6 |
| S | Louis Vasquez OG DEN | 5 |
| S | Joel Bitonio OG CLE | 5 |
| S | Tyron Smith OT DAL | 10 |
| I | John Jerry OG NYG | 0 |
| I | Anthony Davis OT SF | 0 |
| S | Ben Tate RB MIN | 19 |
| I | Reggie Bush RB DET | 0 |
| I | Vick Ballard RB ??? | 0 |
| B | Terrance West RB CLE | 0 |
| S | Le'Veon Bell RB PIT | 15 |
| B | Greg Jennings WR MIN | 2 |
| B | Pierre Garcon WR WAS | 4 |
| S | Percy Harvin WR NYJ | 3 |
| B | Brandon Tate WR CIN | 4 |
| S | Emmanuel Sanders WR DEN | 8 |
| B | Andre Holmes WR LV | 8 |
| B | Andrew Hawkins WR CLE | 0 |
| B | John Brown WR ARI | 2 |
| I | Kenny Stills WR NO | 0 |
| B | Ricardo Lockette WR SEA | 1 |
| S | Alshon Jeffery WR CHI | 21 |
| S | Dan Bailey K DAL | 21 |
| S | Philadelphia OST PHI | 5 |
| I | Pittsburgh OST PIT | 0 |
| S | Stephon Tuitt DE PIT | 0 |
| S | Mario Addison DE CAR | 1 |
| I | Arthur Jones DE IND | 0 |
| S | Jabaal Sheard OLB CLE | 5 |
| S | Chris Baker NT WAS | 3 |
| B | Dwight Freeney OLB LAC | 1 |
| I | Akiem Hicks DE NO | 0 |
| S | Daryl Smith ILB BAL | 10 |
| B | Arthur Moats OLB PIT | 0 |
| I | Jadeveon Clowney OLB HOU | 0 |
| B | Zaviar Gooden OLB TEN | 0 |
| I | Josh Bynes ILB DET | 0 |
| B | Prince Shembo ILB ATL | 0 |
| S | Demario Davis ILB NYJ | 9 |
| S | Brandon Marshall OLB DEN | 7 |
| B | Vontae Davis CB IND | 5 |
| I | Darius Butler CB IND | 0 |
| S | Stephon Gilmore CB BUF | 5 |
| B | Robert Alford CB ATL | 3 |
| S | Bradley Roby CB DEN | 8 |
| B | Devin McCourty S NE | 5 |
| S | Glover Quin S DET | 8 |
| B | Brock Vereen S CHI | 1 |
| B | Terrence Brooks S BAL | 2 |
| S | Josh Evans S JAC | 7 |
| I | Spencer Lanning P CLE | 0 |
| S | Brad Nortman P CAR | 1 |
| S | New England DST NE | 3 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
I love football. The stale smell of rancid beer, the sweaty crowd of rabid fans, the cross-eyed and homely cheerleaders trying to incite us to collective ear-drum rupturing noise, the reverberating sound of vicious collisions, the poetic beauty of a laser-guided bullet pass crashing into the receiver's outstretched hands - yes, this is what I live for. This is what I saw today. Kudos to SP for pulling out our last jar of dried beef, blitzing them and definitively putting on the superior show, but overall, it was quite a frenetic, enjoyable game.
And so now it stands that SP trails the all-time series 1-2 against KIR. SP has a 3-3 regular season record. KIR has a 3-3 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw SP has demoralized KIR as though they were horses being sent to the glue factory 59-52 in front of a despondent home crowd.
They were almost perfect on the SP squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 283 points, 199 on offense and 84 on defense. Colin Kaepernick with 52 points on offense and Daryl Smith with 10 points on defense were the top scorers. Several mental breakdowns drew the coach's ire. Said Coach/GM Michael Sutanto, "There were some mental breakdowns on both sides of the ball.. For one, Bradley Roby was clearly showing some ill-effects from his intestinal parasite. Stimulus. Response. That's all there is to it. Pavlov had a dog and I've got this idiot. I've noticed that the red tazer in particular gets him ready for the games. As for those DE? They were utterly incompetent, gaining 1 Assists over the course of the contest. Overall though, the Doc's been looking into a revolutionary new surgery - replace his hands with anything - stickum, chicken claws, even bricks would be an improvement. I mean, he drops balls as if they were live ferrets. in this game was Reggie Bush. His nasty effort yielded as many positives as a hydrogen ion.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Michael Sutanto quipped, "They stink, not in that 'festering sewage inside a porta-potty next to a dead, bloated cow floating in a culvert' way, but more in the 'the Vienna Boy's Choir has more football talent' way." In response, the KIR coach considered this when he said, "Oh, they're harmless... a bit annoying too, I guess... Kinda remind me of Barney or Big Bird..." |
