| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Memphis Hound Dogs | 165 | 97 | 262 | 47 | | Home | Rock N Rollers | 193 | 72 | 265 | 48 |
| Rock N Rollers |
Memphis Hound Dogs |
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| S | Jason Campbell QB CIN | 0 |
| S | AJ McCarron QB CIN | 0 |
| I | Christian Ponder QB MIN | 0 |
| I | Matt Cassel QB MIN | 0 |
| S | Andy Dalton QB CIN | 48 |
| I | Teddy Bridgewater QB MIN | 0 |
| I | John Sullivan OC MIN | 0 |
| S | Daniel Kilgore OC SF | 10 |
| S | Jon Asamoah OG ATL | 3 |
| S | Marshal Yanda OG BAL | 16 |
| I | Justin Pugh OT NYG | 0 |
| I | Kyle Long OG CHI | 0 |
| I | Paul Fanaika OG ARI | 0 |
| S | Lane Johnson OT PHI | 14 |
| S | Branden Albert OT MIA | 9 |
| I | D'Brickashaw Ferguson OT NYJ | 0 |
| B | Storm Johnson RB JAC | 3 |
| B | Devonta Freeman RB ATL | 2 |
| B | Chris Johnson RB NYJ | 2 |
| S | Antone Smith RB ATL | 19 |
| S | Golden Tate III WR DET | 13 |
| I | Mike Evans WR TB | 0 |
| S | Jeremy Kerley WR NYJ | 1 |
| B | Torrey Smith WR BAL | 6 |
| S | Julian Edelman WR NE | 19 |
| I | Marques Colston WR NO | 0 |
| I | Tyler Eifert TE CIN | 0 |
| B | Michael Hoomanawanui TE NE | 2 |
| S | Lance Kendricks TE LAR | 15 |
| B | Rhett Ellison TE MIN | 1 |
| I | Timothy Wright TE NE | 0 |
| I | Graham Gano K CAR | 0 |
| S | Randy Bullock K HOU | 6 |
| S | Houston OST HOU | 0 |
| S | Michael Johnson DE TB | 2 |
| B | Jason Hatcher DE WAS | 0 |
| B | Andre Branch DE JAC | 1 |
| S | Tommy Kelly DT ARI | 1 |
| B | Henry Melton DT DAL | 1 |
| B | Star Lotulelei DT CAR | 2 |
| S | Kyle Williams DT BUF | 3 |
| I | Tamba Hali OLB KC | 0 |
| S | DeMarcus Ware DE DEN | 6 |
| S | Telvin Smith OLB JAC | 2 |
| S | James Laurinaitis MLB LAR | 15 |
| B | Kaluka Maiava MLB LV | 0 |
| B | LaRoy Reynolds MLB JAC | 1 |
| B | Malcolm Smith OLB SEA | 2 |
| S | Philip Wheeler OLB MIA | 1 |
| S | Tramon Williams CB GB | 5 |
| S | Brandon Carr CB DAL | 2 |
| B | Buster Skrine CB CLE | 6 |
| B | Richard Sherman CB SEA | 4 |
| B | Marcus Gilchrist S LAC | 2 |
| S | James Ihedigbo S DET | 5 |
| B | Jimmie Ward S SF | 3 |
| S | Bernard Pollard S TEN | 0 |
| S | Chris Jones P DAL | 2 |
| I | Steve Weatherford P NYG | 0 |
| S | San Francisco DST SF | 6 |
|
| S | Russell Wilson QB SEA | 12 |
| I | Derek Carr QB LV | 0 |
| S | Tarvaris Jackson QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Matt Schaub QB LV | 0 |
| I | Matt McGloin QB LV | 0 |
| I | Joe Hawley OC ATL | 0 |
| S | Chris Myers OC HOU | 8 |
| I | Peter Konz OC ATL | 0 |
| S | Brian Winters OG NYJ | 0 |
| S | Daryn Colledge OG MIA | 10 |
| I | Patrick Omameh OG TB | 0 |
| I | Geoff Schwartz OG NYG | 0 |
| I | Kelvin Beachum OT PIT | 0 |
| S | Trent Williams OT WAS | 4 |
| S | Joe Thomas OT CLE | 5 |
| S | Frank Gore RB SF | 9 |
| B | Robert Turbin RB SEA | 0 |
| B | Bobby Rainey RB TB | 1 |
| S | Marshawn Lynch RB SEA | 8 |
| B | Steven Jackson RB ATL | 1 |
| B | Doug Baldwin WR SEA | 3 |
| B | Cecil Shorts WR JAC | 4 |
| S | T.Y. Hilton WR IND | 42 |
| I | Marvin Jones WR CIN | 0 |
| B | Andre Roberts WR WAS | 2 |
| B | Michael Crabtree WR SF | 4 |
| S | Roddy White WR ATL | 8 |
| B | Louis Murphy WR TB | 6 |
| I | Ed Dickson TE CAR | 0 |
| B | Jace Amaro TE NYJ | 7 |
| S | Rob Gronkowski TE NE | 21 |
| I | Matt Prater K DET | 0 |
| S | Blair Walsh K MIN | 5 |
| S | Washington OST WAS | 5 |
| S | Michael Bennett DE SEA | 3 |
| B | Mario Williams DE BUF | 4 |
| S | Marcell Dareus DT BUF | 4 |
| S | Vince Wilfork DT NE | 4 |
| B | Aaron Donald DT LAR | 2 |
| B | William Gholston DE TB | 4 |
| I | Chad Greenway OLB MIN | 0 |
| B | Jameel McClain MLB NYG | 2 |
| S | Carlos Dunlap DE CIN | 6 |
| S | Von Miller OLB DEN | 12 |
| B | Mason Foster MLB TB | 4 |
| S | Alec Ogletree OLB LAR | 7 |
| S | Jerod Mayo MLB NE | 5 |
| B | Anthony Barr OLB MIN | 3 |
| I | Marcus Cooper CB KC | 0 |
| S | Byron Maxwell CB SEA | 3 |
| I | Marcus Burley CB SEA | 0 |
| I | Keenan Lewis CB NO | 0 |
| B | Sergio Brown S IND | 2 |
| B | Trenton Robinson S WAS | 3 |
| S | Tashaun Gipson S CLE | 7 |
| I | Aaron Williams S BUF | 0 |
| S | Corey Graham CB BUF | 6 |
| S | Calvin Pryor S NYJ | 5 |
| S | Jon Ryan P SEA | 5 |
| I | Michael Koenen P TB | 0 |
| S | Buffalo DST BUF | 6 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the RNR franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, MHD, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged MHD, every RNR player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, RNR ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that RNR can exhale today is that MHD was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so repugnant as they ordered our self-help electroshock therapy kit during the game and blew up my neighbor's yard gnomes - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 48-47 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for RNR was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the repugnant MHD have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. RNR sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the RNR defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the MHD quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said James Laurinaitis with 15 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, RNR might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - MHD's very own Tarvaris Jackson. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the MHD coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he played about as well as a frog pithed by an epileptic first-grader.
"Picking on Tarvaris Jackson was a part of the game plan," Andy Dalton with 48 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on MHD to deliver. RNR leads the all-time series 3-0 against MHD. RNR has a 2-4 regular season record. MHD has a 3-3 regular season record.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Randy grumbled, "I suppose every league needs a doormat. I feel some degree of scorn for them to be sure, but mostly, I just shake my head and watch them bumble their way from game to game with a sense of detached amusement." In response, the MHD coach exclaimed, "Gosh... why are you even wasting my time looking for a comment about them? They're kinda like cockroaches - to be sure, they occasionally crawl out of the woodwork to be seen by all, but usually, they're lurking somewhere out of sight." |
