| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | The Spanish Inquisition | 154 | 115 | 269 | 37 | | Home | Happy Valley Cougars | 164 | 81 | 245 | 25 |
| Happy Valley Cougars |
The Spanish Inquisition |
|---|
| S | Tom Savage QB HOU | 0 |
| S | Ryan Fitzpatrick QB HOU | 32 |
| I | Mark Sanchez QB PHI | 0 |
| S | Ryan Mallett QB HOU | 0 |
| I | Nick Foles QB PHI | 0 |
| I | Matt Barkley QB PHI | 0 |
| I | Tim Lelito OC NO | 0 |
| S | Justin Britt OT SEA | 10 |
| S | Weston Richburg OC NYG | 9 |
| I | David Molk OC PHI | 0 |
| I | Jason Kelce OC PHI | 0 |
| I | Jeff Allen OG KC | 0 |
| I | Evan Mathis OG PHI | 0 |
| S | Ronald Leary OG DAL | 6 |
| I | Gabe Carimi OG ATL | 0 |
| S | John Greco OG CLE | 2 |
| S | Bryan Bulaga OT GB | 16 |
| B | Lorenzo Taliaferro RB BAL | 0 |
| B | Brandon Bolden RB NE | 0 |
| S | Branden Oliver RB LAC | 11 |
| B | Isaiah Crowell RB CLE | 1 |
| B | Damien Williams RB MIA | 0 |
| S | Jerick McKinnon RB MIN | 14 |
| B | Brian Tyms WR NE | 0 |
| B | Donte Moncrief WR IND | 1 |
| S | Duke Williams S BUF | 5 |
| S | Terrance Williams WR DAL | 9 |
| B | Jermaine Kearse WR SEA | 3 |
| B | Jarius Wright WR MIN | 3 |
| I | Josh Gordon WR CLE | 0 |
| S | Ladarius Green TE LAC | 5 |
| I | Jimmy Graham TE NO | 0 |
| S | Jack Doyle TE IND | 14 |
| I | Jordan Matthews WR PHI | 0 |
| B | Virgil Green TE DEN | 2 |
| S | Justin Tucker K BAL | 11 |
| I | Cody Parkey K PHI | 0 |
| I | Jacksonville OST JAC | 0 |
| S | Cincinnati OST CIN | 6 |
| S | Courtney Upshaw OLB BAL | 1 |
| S | Alex Okafor OLB ARI | 1 |
| S | Haloti Ngata NT BAL | 1 |
| I | Bennie Logan NT PHI | 0 |
| S | Cameron Heyward DE PIT | 3 |
| I | Jeremiah Attaochu LB LAC | 0 |
| B | Deontae Skinner LB NE | 1 |
| S | Robert Quinn DE LAR | 8 |
| I | Mark Barron S LAR | 0 |
| S | Justin Tuggle ILB HOU | 4 |
| B | Darryl Sharpton ILB CHI | 3 |
| B | Avery Williamson ILB TEN | 4 |
| B | Corey Nelson LB DEN | 1 |
| I | Arthur Brown ILB BAL | 0 |
| I | Gerald Hodges OLB MIN | 0 |
| S | Christian Kirksey ILB CLE | 11 |
| S | Jerraud Powers CB ARI | 1 |
| B | Patrick Peterson CB ARI | 2 |
| B | Bashaud Breeland CB WAS | 6 |
| S | Blidi Wreh-Wilson CB TEN | 8 |
| B | Rafael Bush S NO | 3 |
| S | Morgan Burnett S GB | 8 |
| B | Lamarcus Joyner CB LAR | 4 |
| S | Thomas Morstead P NO | 7 |
| S | Atlanta DST ATL | 4 |
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| S | Matthew Stafford QB DET | 33 |
| S | Kellen Moore QB DET | 0 |
| I | Drew Stanton QB ARI | 0 |
| I | Carson Palmer QB ARI | 0 |
| S | Dan Orlovsky QB DET | 0 |
| I | JC Tretter OC GB | 0 |
| S | Andy Levitre OG TEN | 2 |
| I | Alex Boone OG SF | 0 |
| I | Kelechi Osemele OG BAL | 0 |
| S | Manny Ramirez OC DEN | 9 |
| S | Kevin Zeitler OG CIN | 0 |
| I | Doug Free OT DAL | 0 |
| S | Zach Strief OT NO | 8 |
| S | Joe Staley OT SF | -1 |
| I | Adrian Peterson RB MIN | 0 |
| S | Cordarrelle Patterson WR MIN | 9 |
| S | Ronnie Hillman RB DEN | 29 |
| B | Roy Helu RB WAS | 1 |
| I | Rashad Jennings RB NYG | 0 |
| S | Brandin Cooks WR NO | 4 |
| S | Andre Johnson WR HOU | 15 |
| I | Jeremy Maclin WR PHI | 0 |
| B | A.J. Green WR CIN | 0 |
| B | Clay Harbor TE JAC | 6 |
| S | Charles Clay TE MIA | 24 |
| B | Richard Rodgers TE GB | 3 |
| I | Logan Thomas QB ARI | 0 |
| I | Austin Seferian-Jenkins TE TB | 0 |
| S | Billy Cundiff K CLE | 9 |
| I | Greg Zuerlein K LAR | 0 |
| S | Minnesota OST MIN | 3 |
| I | Clinton McDonald DT TB | 0 |
| S | Ezekiel Ansah DE DET | 5 |
| B | Chris Clemons DE JAC | 5 |
| S | Stephen Paea DT CHI | 2 |
| S | Johnathan Hankins DT NYG | 3 |
| B | Emmanuel Lamur OLB CIN | 0 |
| S | Jamie Collins OLB NE | 15 |
| S | Barkevious Mingo OLB CLE | 3 |
| B | Deone Bucannon S ARI | 1 |
| B | Justin Durant MLB DAL | 8 |
| I | Dane Fletcher MLB TB | 0 |
| I | Demarcus Lawrence DE DAL | 0 |
| I | Kyle Van Noy OLB DET | 0 |
| S | Chandler Jones DE NE | 8 |
| S | Luke Kuechly MLB CAR | 8 |
| B | Brandon Spikes MLB BUF | 2 |
| B | Rolando McClain MLB DAL | 3 |
| B | Justin Gilbert CB CLE | 2 |
| I | D.J. Hayden CB LV | 0 |
| I | Dee Milliner CB NYJ | 0 |
| I | Alterraun Verner CB TB | 0 |
| B | Aqib Talib CB DEN | 4 |
| S | Sean Smith CB KC | 3 |
| S | Leon Hall CB CIN | 6 |
| S | Harrison Smith S MIN | 9 |
| B | Ryan Mundy S CHI | 3 |
| B | Chris Conte S CHI | 0 |
| S | T.J. McDonald S LAR | 3 |
| B | Dezmen Southward S ATL | 1 |
| B | Daimion Stafford S TEN | 1 |
| S | Sam Martin P DET | 15 |
| S | Oakland DST LV | 5 |
| I | Philadelphia DST PHI | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Earl Schmidt, NetFL Press)
I get paid very well doing something I usually enjoy. There are, however, occasional games that I only report on under silent protest. Let me begin by being brutally honest. HVC is quite the callow team, wholly outclassed in all aspects of the game by TSI. Yikes! HVC has just completed a game in which they, proverbially speaking, drove the family station wagon through the front bay window. To point fingers after this debacle would be unfair given that this most assuredly was a team effort - and that's the only positive spin I can put on the game.
Ryan Fitzpatrick whined, "How about that offense, huh? Theirs, I mean, not ours. I pulled myself 'cause I didn't want to go in there and make anything worse.Yeah, this is going to be the nature of our team."
Tim Lelito grumbled, "It really doesn't matter, I mean, we lost the game. I had full command of everything that was going on out there, just like I thought I would. I mean, again, you try to practice hard to try and prepare you for the game, but when you get in game situation, you have to take care of the little things and I think we didn't do that today
TSI has staggered HVC as though they were horses being sent to the glue factory, overcoming their foes by the tune of 34-22 in front of a despondent home crowd. TSI leads the all-time series 2-0 against HVC. TSI has a 5-2 regular season record. HVC has a 1-6 regular season record. They looked unstoppable on the TSI squad even though they did not excel on either side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 269 points, 154 on offense and 115 on defense. Carson Palmer with 34 points on offense and Jamie Collins with 15 points on defense were the top scorers. Mistakes dampened the mood around the locker room somewhat. Said Coach/GM Al Burns, "We had a few breakdowns. . For one, Richard Rodgers performed like a spasmodic violinist. His bones are made of flubber, so I don't think that's the problem. At least I wouldn't call that a break per se. Still, he's too much of a little baby to play with that little bruise. Broken vertabrae? I doubt that very much. It's clear who is here just to collect a check and frankly, I won't forget it. As for those OG? They showed their ineptitude by amassing absolutely nothing throughout the course of their pitiful performance. Overall though, the as voted on by his teammates, the most worthless player in this game was Joe Staley.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Al Burns stated, "That owner of theirs kinda reminds me of a Matt Millen and Michael Jackson hybrid... all bluster, melting face, questionable personal tastes... not exactly the kind of person I'd invite to my child's birthday party." In response, the HVC coach groaned, "I feel kinda sorry for them, to be honest. I mean, how can you be that inept, that pitiable? I guess they occasionally get my blood flowing, but for the most part, playing them is about as exciting as rearranging my sock drawer." |
