| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Rock N Rollers | 150 | 125 | 275 | 22 | | Home | KC Komodos | 183 | 106 | 289 | 29 |
| KC Komodos |
Rock N Rollers |
|---|
| I | Charlie Whitehurst QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Zach Mettenberger QB TEN | 0 |
| S | Colin Kaepernick QB SF | 27 |
| S | McLeod Bethel-Thompson QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Jake Locker QB TEN | 0 |
| S | Blaine Gabbert QB SF | 9 |
| I | Nick Mangold OC NYJ | 0 |
| S | Samson Satele OC MIA | 4 |
| S | Rodger Saffold OT LAR | 11 |
| S | Louis Vasquez OG DEN | 8 |
| S | Joel Bitonio OG CLE | 2 |
| S | Tyron Smith OT DAL | 6 |
| I | John Jerry OG NYG | 0 |
| I | Anthony Davis OT SF | 0 |
| S | Ben Tate RB MIN | 6 |
| B | Reggie Bush RB DET | 2 |
| I | Vick Ballard RB ??? | 0 |
| I | Terrance West RB CLE | 0 |
| S | Le'Veon Bell RB PIT | 33 |
| B | Greg Jennings WR MIN | 4 |
| S | Pierre Garcon WR WAS | 21 |
| I | Percy Harvin WR NYJ | 0 |
| B | Brandon Tate WR CIN | 1 |
| S | Emmanuel Sanders WR DEN | 14 |
| B | Andre Holmes WR LV | 2 |
| B | Andrew Hawkins WR CLE | 5 |
| B | John Brown WR ARI | 1 |
| B | Kenny Stills WR NO | 6 |
| B | Ricardo Lockette WR SEA | 0 |
| S | Alshon Jeffery WR CHI | 3 |
| S | Dan Bailey K DAL | 12 |
| I | Philadelphia OST PHI | 0 |
| S | Pittsburgh OST PIT | 2 |
| B | Stephon Tuitt DE PIT | 0 |
| S | Mario Addison DE CAR | 2 |
| I | Arthur Jones DE IND | 0 |
| S | Jabaal Sheard OLB CLE | 3 |
| S | Chris Baker NT WAS | 1 |
| B | Dwight Freeney OLB LAC | 1 |
| S | Akiem Hicks DE NO | 3 |
| S | Daryl Smith ILB BAL | 15 |
| I | Arthur Moats OLB PIT | 0 |
| I | Jadeveon Clowney OLB HOU | 0 |
| B | Zaviar Gooden OLB TEN | 0 |
| I | Josh Bynes ILB DET | 0 |
| B | Prince Shembo ILB ATL | 0 |
| S | Demario Davis ILB NYJ | 4 |
| S | Brandon Marshall OLB DEN | 9 |
| S | Vontae Davis CB IND | 7 |
| I | Darius Butler CB IND | 0 |
| B | Stephon Gilmore CB BUF | 2 |
| B | Robert Alford CB ATL | 7 |
| S | Bradley Roby CB DEN | 7 |
| S | Devin McCourty S NE | 3 |
| S | Glover Quin S DET | 12 |
| B | Brock Vereen S CHI | 3 |
| B | Terrence Brooks S BAL | 3 |
| B | Josh Evans S JAC | 2 |
| I | Spencer Lanning P CLE | 0 |
| S | Brad Nortman P CAR | 17 |
| S | New England DST NE | 5 |
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| S | Jason Campbell QB CIN | 0 |
| S | AJ McCarron QB CIN | 0 |
| I | Christian Ponder QB MIN | 0 |
| I | Matt Cassel QB MIN | 0 |
| S | Andy Dalton QB CIN | 10 |
| I | Teddy Bridgewater QB MIN | 0 |
| I | John Sullivan OC MIN | 0 |
| S | Daniel Kilgore OC SF | 0 |
| S | Jon Asamoah OG ATL | 3 |
| S | Marshal Yanda OG BAL | 7 |
| S | Justin Pugh OT NYG | 10 |
| I | Kyle Long OG CHI | 0 |
| I | Paul Fanaika OG ARI | 0 |
| I | Lane Johnson OT PHI | 0 |
| S | Branden Albert OT MIA | 5 |
| I | D'Brickashaw Ferguson OT NYJ | 0 |
| B | Storm Johnson RB JAC | 2 |
| B | Devonta Freeman RB ATL | 3 |
| B | Chris Johnson RB NYJ | 3 |
| S | Antone Smith RB ATL | 3 |
| S | Golden Tate III WR DET | 35 |
| I | Mike Evans WR TB | 0 |
| B | Jeremy Kerley WR NYJ | 1 |
| S | Torrey Smith WR BAL | 22 |
| S | Julian Edelman WR NE | 10 |
| B | Marques Colston WR NO | 5 |
| I | Tyler Eifert TE CIN | 0 |
| B | Michael Hoomanawanui TE NE | 2 |
| S | Lance Kendricks TE LAR | 20 |
| B | Rhett Ellison TE MIN | 2 |
| I | Timothy Wright TE NE | 0 |
| S | Graham Gano K CAR | 7 |
| I | Randy Bullock K HOU | 0 |
| S | Houston OST HOU | 0 |
| I | Michael Johnson DE TB | 0 |
| S | Jason Hatcher DE WAS | 3 |
| B | Andre Branch DE JAC | 3 |
| S | Tommy Kelly DT ARI | 1 |
| I | Henry Melton DT DAL | 0 |
| B | Star Lotulelei DT CAR | 1 |
| S | Kyle Williams DT BUF | 5 |
| S | Tamba Hali OLB KC | 10 |
| S | DeMarcus Ware DE DEN | 16 |
| S | Telvin Smith OLB JAC | 18 |
| S | James Laurinaitis MLB LAR | 3 |
| B | Kaluka Maiava MLB LV | 0 |
| B | LaRoy Reynolds MLB JAC | 2 |
| B | Malcolm Smith OLB SEA | 7 |
| B | Philip Wheeler OLB MIA | 1 |
| S | Tramon Williams CB GB | 4 |
| B | Brandon Carr CB DAL | 1 |
| S | Buster Skrine CB CLE | 9 |
| B | Richard Sherman CB SEA | 3 |
| B | Marcus Gilchrist S LAC | 5 |
| S | James Ihedigbo S DET | 16 |
| B | Jimmie Ward S SF | 0 |
| S | Bernard Pollard S TEN | 0 |
| I | Chris Jones P DAL | 0 |
| S | Steve Weatherford P NYG | 6 |
| S | San Francisco DST SF | 11 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
If Golden Tate's body of work exemplifies the high-point of your weekend, you know that you're on the losing end of a sordid, sick joke of a game. Words utterly fail to describe this romp into the realms of ineptitude. When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Standing here in the garish, filth-ridden stands of this now-empty stadium after the game, I got to thinking - such is truly the fate of both fans of the RNR squad. In the end, this team is just hopeless.
And so now it stands that SP trails the all-time series 2-5 against RNR. SP has a 4-3 regular season record. RNR has a 2-5 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw SP has publically emasculated RNR as though they were horses being sent to the glue factory 29-22 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
Things went very well for the SP squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 289 points, 183 on offense and 106 on defense. Le'Veon Bell with 33 points on offense and Brad Nortman with 17 points on defense were the top scorers. Mistakes dampened the mood around the locker room somewhat. Said Coach/GM Michael Sutanto, "We have to get a lot better next week.. For one, Rodger Saffold kinda languished a bit out there. Doc says that he's gotten much better since he's started the electroshock therapy... something about frontal lobes and things with molecular structures. It all sounded very clinical to me, but as long as it keeps him on the field, I'm all for it. As for those NT? They showed all the football grace of ballerinas as they filled the record book with 1 Tackles while taking the day off. Overall though, the team goat in this game was Anthony Davis. His horrible effort yielded as many positives as a hydrogen ion.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Michael Sutanto considered this when he said, "Nah, I don't have anything against them. They're kinda like little bunnies or maybe pop warner rejects.... kinda cute and all, but pretty impotent when it comes to football." In response, the RNR coach grumbled, "Who? Do they even play professional football?" |
