| Off | Def | Total | Score |
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| Away | Resistance is Futile | 179 | 75 | 254 | 53 | | Home | For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge | 219 | 73 | 292 | 72 |
| For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge |
Resistance is Futile |
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| I | Tyrod Taylor QB BAL | 0 |
| I | Joe Flacco QB BAL | 0 |
| S | Drew Brees QB NO | 58 |
| S | Luke McCown QB NO | 0 |
| S | Ryan Griffin QB NO | 0 |
| I | Nick Hardwick OC LAC | 0 |
| I | J.D. Walton OC NYG | 0 |
| S | Todd Herremans OG PHI | 14 |
| I | Brandon Linder OG JAC | 0 |
| S | Jahri Evans OG NO | 14 |
| S | Andrew Whitworth OT CIN | 8 |
| I | Breno Giacomini OT NYJ | 0 |
| I | Ryan Clady OT DEN | 0 |
| S | Derek Newton OT HOU | 7 |
| S | Darrel Young FB WAS | 10 |
| I | Bruce Miller FB SF | 0 |
| B | Chris Ivory RB NYJ | 4 |
| B | Joseph Randle RB DAL | 0 |
| S | Eddie Lacy RB GB | 31 |
| S | DeMarco Murray RB DAL | 33 |
| B | Miles Austin WR CLE | 1 |
| S | Jordy Nelson WR GB | 7 |
| S | Eric Decker WR NYJ | 13 |
| I | Cody Latimer WR DEN | 0 |
| B | Jeff Janis WR GB | 0 |
| I | Corey Washington WR NYG | 0 |
| B | Allen Hurns WR JAC | 2 |
| I | Antonio Gates TE LAC | 0 |
| I | Owen Daniels TE BAL | 0 |
| I | Taylor Thompson TE TEN | 0 |
| S | Caleb Sturgis K MIA | 13 |
| I | Adam Vinatieri K IND | 0 |
| S | Detroit OST DET | 0 |
| B | Ahtyba Rubin DE CLE | 1 |
| S | Geno Atkins DT CIN | 11 |
| S | Linval Joseph DT MIN | 3 |
| B | Matt Shaughnessy OLB ARI | 0 |
| S | Jasper Brinkley MLB MIN | 2 |
| S | Trent Cole OLB PHI | 1 |
| S | Mike Neal DE GB | 2 |
| S | Geno Hayes OLB JAC | 3 |
| I | Ahmad Brooks OLB SF | 0 |
| S | Jerry Hughes DE BUF | 0 |
| I | Melvin Ingram OLB LAC | 0 |
| B | D.J. Williams MLB CHI | 4 |
| B | Rey Maualuga MLB CIN | 0 |
| I | Bobby Wagner MLB SEA | 0 |
| B | Melvin White CB CAR | 0 |
| S | Jimmy Smith CB BAL | 0 |
| B | Alan Ball CB JAC | 0 |
| S | Johnathan Joseph CB HOU | 5 |
| I | Brandon Flowers CB LAC | 0 |
| I | Jairus Byrd S NO | 0 |
| I | T.J. Ward S DEN | 0 |
| B | Ahmad Dixon S MIN | 0 |
| S | Kendrick Lewis S HOU | 4 |
| S | Louis Delmas S MIA | 21 |
| S | Kevin Huber P CIN | 16 |
| I | Andy Lee P SF | 0 |
| I | San Diego DST LAC | 0 |
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| S | Kyle Orton QB BUF | 36 |
| I | Robert Griffin QB WAS | 0 |
| S | Jeff Tuel QB ??? | 0 |
| S | EJ Manuel QB BUF | 0 |
| I | Colt McCoy QB WAS | 0 |
| I | Kirk Cousins QB WAS | 0 |
| I | Eric Wood OC BUF | 0 |
| S | Ryan Kalil OC CAR | 0 |
| S | Zack Martin OG DAL | 7 |
| I | Mike Iupati OG SF | 0 |
| S | Larry Warford OG DET | 8 |
| S | Gosder Cherilus OT IND | 10 |
| S | David Bakhtiari OT GB | 4 |
| I | Jake Matthews OT ATL | 0 |
| B | Toby Gerhart RB JAC | 1 |
| B | Justin Forsett RB BAL | 4 |
| S | Darren Sproles RB PHI | 0 |
| B | LeGarrette Blount RB NE | 0 |
| B | Bernard Pierce RB BAL | 0 |
| B | Jacquizz Rodgers RB ATL | 2 |
| B | DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU | 4 |
| S | Sammy Watkins WR BUF | 27 |
| B | Mohamed Sanu WR CIN | 6 |
| B | Michael Floyd WR ARI | 0 |
| S | Brandon Marshall WR CHI | 9 |
| S | Mike Wallace WR MIA | 8 |
| B | Malcom Floyd WR LAC | 3 |
| B | Donnie Avery WR KC | 0 |
| B | Jermaine Gresham TE CIN | 4 |
| B | Rob Housler TE ARI | 2 |
| S | Zach Ertz TE PHI | 22 |
| I | Shaun Suisham K PIT | 0 |
| S | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 21 |
| S | Chicago OST CHI | 1 |
| I | Cornelius Carradine DL SF | 0 |
| B | Quinton Coples OLB NYJ | 5 |
| S | Muhammad Wilkerson DE NYJ | 7 |
| B | Datone Jones DE GB | 0 |
| I | Margus Hunt DE CIN | 0 |
| S | Dontari Poe NT KC | 4 |
| I | Devon Kennard OLB NYG | 0 |
| S | Cameron Wake DE MIA | 8 |
| S | Dont'a Hightower OLB NE | 9 |
| S | Jamari Lattimore ILB GB | 2 |
| B | Bruce Irvin OLB SEA | 5 |
| I | Patrick Willis ILB SF | 0 |
| S | Lawrence Timmons ILB PIT | 6 |
| S | Bruce Carter OLB DAL | 0 |
| B | Craig Robertson ILB CLE | 3 |
| I | Manti Te'o ILB LAC | 0 |
| I | William Gay CB PIT | 0 |
| I | Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie CB NYG | 0 |
| S | Darius Slay CB DET | 1 |
| I | Trumaine Johnson CB LAR | 0 |
| I | Darqueze Dennard CB CIN | 0 |
| S | Matt Elam S BAL | 4 |
| I | William Moore S ATL | 0 |
| S | Donte Whitner S CLE | 9 |
| B | Thomas DeCoud S CAR | 2 |
| I | Dustin Colquitt P KC | 0 |
| S | Shane Lechler P HOU | 10 |
| S | Chicago DST CHI | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the AW franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, KIR, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged KIR, every AW player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, AW ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that AW can exhale today is that KIR was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so repulsive as they pulled a bag of cement during the game and used my mother's fancy plate collection as clay pigeons - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 72-53 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for AW was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the repulsive KIR have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. AW sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the AW defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the KIR quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Louis Delmas with 21 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, AW might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - KIR's very own Darren Sproles. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the KIR coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he kinda languished a bit out there.
"Picking on Darren Sproles was a part of the game plan," Drew Brees with 58 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on KIR to deliver. AW leads the all-time series 7-2 against KIR. AW has a 7-1 regular season record. KIR has a 3-5 regular season record.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Tim Shoemaker noted, "Every neighborhood has the story about that crazy old man who chases the neighborhood children off his property with a rake... pretty harmless and a bit pitiable... kinda reminds me of our erstwhile opponents there." In response, the KIR coach droned, "Every neighborhood has the story about that crazy old man who chases the neighborhood children off his property with a rake... pretty harmless and a bit pitiable... kinda reminds me of our erstwhile opponents there." |
