| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Westside Smoke | 167 | 110 | 277 | 47 | | Home | Punxsutawney Chucks | 218 | 73 | 291 | 54 |
| Punxsutawney Chucks |
Westside Smoke |
|---|
| I | Tyler Bray QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Derek Anderson QB CAR | 0 |
| I | Alex Smith QB KC | 0 |
| I | Chase Daniel QB KC | 0 |
| S | Joe Webb QB CAR | 0 |
| S | Cam Newton QB CAR | 17 |
| S | Jonathan Goodwin OC NO | 0 |
| I | Maurkice Pouncey OC PIT | 0 |
| I | Rob Sims OG DET | 0 |
| S | J.R. Sweezy OG SEA | 10 |
| S | Hugh Thornton OG IND | 10 |
| S | Andre Smith OT CIN | 6 |
| I | Erik Pears OT BUF | 0 |
| S | Tyler Polumbus OT WAS | 0 |
| B | Matt Asiata RB MIN | 2 |
| I | Peyton Hillis RB NYG | 0 |
| I | Silas Redd RB WAS | 0 |
| B | Alfred Blue RB HOU | 2 |
| B | Ka'Deem Carey RB CHI | 1 |
| B | Tre Mason RB LAR | 1 |
| I | Carlos Hyde RB SF | 0 |
| S | Giovani Bernard RB CIN | 14 |
| I | Knowshon Moreno RB MIA | 0 |
| S | Ahmad Bradshaw RB IND | 28 |
| S | Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI | 32 |
| B | Brandon LaFell WR NE | 8 |
| B | Dwayne Bowe WR KC | 4 |
| S | Garrett Graham TE HOU | 11 |
| S | Heath Miller TE PIT | 41 |
| B | Brandon Pettigrew TE DET | 0 |
| B | Brandon Myers TE TB | 1 |
| B | James Casey TE PHI | 3 |
| S | Brandon McManus K DEN | 11 |
| I | Tampa Bay OST TB | 0 |
| S | Saint Louis OST LAR | 12 |
| S | Randy Starks DT MIA | 2 |
| B | Elvis Dumervil OLB BAL | 1 |
| S | Desmond Bryant DE CLE | 3 |
| S | Sen'Derrick Marks DT JAC | 4 |
| I | Brandon Mebane DT SEA | 0 |
| S | DeAndre Levy OLB DET | 8 |
| S | Lamarr Houston DE CHI | 4 |
| S | Paul Posluszny MLB JAC | 0 |
| I | LaMarr Woodley DE LV | 0 |
| B | Kroy Biermann OLB ATL | 2 |
| B | Keith Rivers MLB BUF | 0 |
| B | Shaun Phillips OLB IND | 1 |
| S | Jason Worilds OLB PIT | 5 |
| B | K.J. Wright MLB SEA | 4 |
| S | Cortez Allen CB PIT | 3 |
| I | Josh Wilson CB ATL | 0 |
| S | Xavier Rhodes CB MIN | 1 |
| S | Dawan Landry S NYJ | 3 |
| S | Eric Weddle S LAC | 14 |
| I | Antoine Bethea S SF | 0 |
| B | Josh Robinson CB MIN | 1 |
| B | Major Wright S TB | 0 |
| B | Troy Polamalu S PIT | 6 |
| I | Brandon Fields P MIA | 0 |
| S | Brad Wing P PIT | 8 |
| S | Cleveland DST CLE | 3 |
|
| S | Matt Hasselbeck QB IND | 0 |
| I | Josh McCown QB TB | 0 |
| I | Mike Kafka QB TB | 0 |
| S | Andrew Luck QB IND | 35 |
| I | Mike Glennon QB TB | 0 |
| I | Dominic Raiola OC DET | 0 |
| S | Jonotthan Harrison OC IND | 10 |
| S | Charlie Johnson OG MIN | 7 |
| S | Shawn Lauvao OG WAS | 7 |
| I | Shelley Smith OG MIA | 0 |
| S | Russell Okung OT SEA | 10 |
| S | Anthony Castonzo OT IND | 9 |
| I | Ja'Wuan James OT MIA | 0 |
| I | Pierre Thomas RB NO | 0 |
| B | Shonn Greene RB TEN | 0 |
| I | Dri Archer RB PIT | 0 |
| S | Dan Herron RB IND | 3 |
| I | Ryan Mathews RB LAC | 0 |
| B | Devin Hester WR ATL | 0 |
| S | DeSean Jackson WR WAS | 23 |
| S | Steve Smith WR BAL | 0 |
| I | Reggie Wayne WR IND | 0 |
| S | Demaryius Thomas WR DEN | 22 |
| B | Benjamin Watson TE NO | 4 |
| B | Dion Sims TE MIA | 4 |
| B | James Hanna TE DAL | 3 |
| S | Delanie Walker TE TEN | 20 |
| S | Chandler Catanzaro K ARI | 10 |
| I | New York (N) OST NYG | 0 |
| S | Oakland OST LV | 0 |
| I | Adrian Clayborn DE TB | 0 |
| B | Jared Crick DE HOU | 0 |
| S | Justin Tuck DE LV | 5 |
| B | Wallace Gilberry DE CIN | 3 |
| S | Damon Harrison NT NYJ | 5 |
| S | Jared Allen DE CHI | 5 |
| B | Clay Matthews OLB GB | 3 |
| I | Robert Mathis OLB ??? | 0 |
| B | Jo-Lonn Dunbar OLB LAR | 1 |
| S | Thomas Davis OLB CAR | 9 |
| S | Brandon Graham OLB PHI | 2 |
| I | Joe Mays ILB KC | 0 |
| S | Donald Butler ILB LAC | 3 |
| B | Jerrell Freeman ILB IND | 5 |
| I | Michael Wilhoite ILB SF | 0 |
| S | Joplo Bartu ILB ATL | 5 |
| I | Dannell Ellerbe OLB MIA | 0 |
| S | E.J. Gaines DB LAR | 9 |
| S | Carlos Rogers CB LV | 3 |
| B | Tim Jennings CB CHI | 2 |
| B | Cary Williams CB PHI | 2 |
| S | Bradley Fletcher CB PHI | 3 |
| B | Greg Toler CB IND | 5 |
| I | LaRon Landry S IND | 0 |
| S | Rodney McLeod S LAR | 2 |
| I | Jimmy Wilson S MIA | 0 |
| B | Antonio Allen S NYJ | 1 |
| B | Tony Jefferson S ARI | 8 |
| B | Ryan Clark S WAS | 3 |
| B | Corey White CB NO | 5 |
| I | Drew Butler P ARI | 0 |
| S | Pat McAfee P IND | 21 |
| S | Pittsburgh DST PIT | 0 |
|
| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the PC franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, TH, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged TH, every PC player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, PC ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that PC can exhale today is that TH was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so pathetic as they hauled our last jar of dried beef during the game and tossed a frog in the microwave - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 54-47 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for PC was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the pathetic TH have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. PC sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the PC defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the TH quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Brandon Fields with 16 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, PC might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - TH's very own Matt Hasselbeck. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the TH coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he performed like a spasmodic violinist.
"Picking on Matt Hasselbeck was a part of the game plan," Heath Miller with 41 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on TH to deliver. PC trails the all-time series 6-13 against TH. PC has a 5-3 regular season record. TH has a 4-4 regular season record.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Glenn Good groaned, "I suppose every league needs a doormat. I feel some degree of scorn for them to be sure, but mostly, I just shake my head and watch them bumble their way from game to game with a sense of detached amusement." In response, the TH coach stated, "Nah, I don't have anything against them. They're kinda like little bunnies or maybe pop warner rejects.... kinda cute and all, but pretty impotent when it comes to football." |
