| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Memphis Hound Dogs | 173 | 82 | 255 | 27 | | Home | Blue Brigade | 130 | 119 | 249 | 24 |
| Blue Brigade |
Memphis Hound Dogs |
|---|
| I | Case Keenum QB HOU | 0 |
| S | Philip Rivers QB LAC | -8 |
| I | Shaun Hill QB LAR | 0 |
| S | Kellen Clemens QB LAC | 2 |
| I | Sam Bradford QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Ryan Lindley QB ARI | 0 |
| I | Austin Davis QB LAR | 0 |
| S | Lyle Sendlein OC ARI | 6 |
| S | Johnnie Troutman OG LAC | 0 |
| S | Gabe Jackson OG LV | 5 |
| I | Chance Warmack OG TEN | 0 |
| I | Brandon Fusco OG MIN | 0 |
| I | Jeromey Clary OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Sebastian Vollmer OT NE | 9 |
| S | Matt Tobin OT PHI | 10 |
| I | Lamar Holmes OT ATL | 0 |
| I | Phil Loadholt OT MIN | 0 |
| I | Jake Long OT LAR | 0 |
| I | Michael Roos OT TEN | 0 |
| S | Shane Vereen RB NE | 20 |
| B | DeAngelo Williams RB CAR | 2 |
| B | Jeremy Hill RB CIN | 8 |
| S | Mark Ingram RB NO | 28 |
| I | Nate Washington WR TEN | 0 |
| S | Wes Welker WR DEN | 7 |
| I | Victor Cruz WR NYG | 0 |
| I | Randall Cobb WR GB | 0 |
| I | Marcedes Lewis TE JAC | 0 |
| B | Cory Harkey TE LAR | 2 |
| I | Martellus Bennett TE CHI | 0 |
| B | John Carlson TE ARI | 4 |
| S | Vernon Davis TE SF | 6 |
| I | Zach Miller TE SEA | 0 |
| S | Shayne Graham K NO | 5 |
| I | Matt Bryant K ATL | 0 |
| S | Baltimore OST BAL | 20 |
| I | Miami OST MIA | 0 |
| S | J.J. Watt DE HOU | 16 |
| S | Haloti Ngata NT BAL | 5 |
| S | Cedric Thornton DE PHI | 1 |
| B | Ian Williams NT SF | 2 |
| B | Calvin Pace OLB NYJ | 0 |
| I | Lance Briggs OLB CHI | 0 |
| B | Brian Orakpo OLB WAS | 0 |
| S | Junior Galette OLB NO | 15 |
| I | Derrick Morgan DE TEN | 0 |
| S | Larry Foote ILB ARI | 5 |
| B | Josh Mauga ILB KC | 5 |
| I | Derrick Johnson ILB KC | 0 |
| S | David Harris ILB NYJ | 5 |
| B | Dan Skuta OLB SF | 2 |
| S | Erik Walden OLB IND | 0 |
| I | Paul Worrilow ILB ATL | 0 |
| B | Adam Jones CB CIN | 2 |
| B | Orlando Scandrick CB DAL | 3 |
| S | Cortland Finnegan CB MIA | 6 |
| B | Captain Munnerlyn CB MIN | 3 |
| I | Robert McClain CB ATL | 0 |
| B | Brandon Browner CB NE | 5 |
| I | DeAngelo Hall CB WAS | 0 |
| B | Husain Abdullah S KC | 4 |
| S | Ron Parker CB KC | 9 |
| B | Dashon Goldson S TB | 1 |
| I | Dwight Lowery S ATL | 0 |
| S | Brandon Meriweather S WAS | 5 |
| S | Malcolm Jenkins S PHI | 3 |
| B | Patrick Chung S NE | 6 |
| S | Britton Colquitt P DEN | 12 |
| S | Saint Louis DST LAR | 4 |
|
| S | Russell Wilson QB SEA | 17 |
| I | Derek Carr QB LV | 0 |
| S | Tarvaris Jackson QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Matt Schaub QB LV | 0 |
| I | Matt McGloin QB LV | 0 |
| I | Joe Hawley OC ATL | 0 |
| S | Chris Myers OC HOU | 5 |
| I | Brian Winters OG NYJ | 0 |
| I | James Stone OC ATL | 0 |
| I | Peter Konz OC ATL | 0 |
| I | Geoff Schwartz OG NYG | 0 |
| I | Daryn Colledge OG MIA | 0 |
| S | Rich Ohrnberger OG LAC | 0 |
| S | Stephen Schilling OG SEA | 0 |
| S | Kelvin Beachum OT PIT | 3 |
| S | Trent Williams OT WAS | 3 |
| I | Joe Thomas OT CLE | 0 |
| B | Frank Gore RB SF | 2 |
| B | Robert Turbin RB SEA | 2 |
| S | Bobby Rainey RB TB | 13 |
| S | Marshawn Lynch RB SEA | 36 |
| I | Steven Jackson RB ATL | 0 |
| I | Roddy White WR ATL | 0 |
| B | Tavon Austin WR LAR | 1 |
| S | T.Y. Hilton WR IND | 17 |
| S | Doug Baldwin WR SEA | 10 |
| I | Marvin Jones WR CIN | 0 |
| B | Riley Cooper WR PHI | 2 |
| B | Louis Murphy WR TB | 1 |
| B | Michael Crabtree WR SF | 3 |
| I | Golden Tate III WR DET | 0 |
| B | Andre Roberts WR WAS | 1 |
| S | Rob Gronkowski TE NE | 38 |
| B | Ed Dickson TE CAR | 1 |
| B | Jace Amaro TE NYJ | 2 |
| I | Matt Prater K DET | 0 |
| S | Blair Walsh K MIN | 6 |
| S | Washington OST WAS | 10 |
| S | Michael Bennett DE SEA | 3 |
| I | Mario Williams DE BUF | 0 |
| I | Marcell Dareus DT BUF | 0 |
| S | Vince Wilfork DT NE | 2 |
| S | Aaron Donald DT LAR | 5 |
| B | William Gholston DE TB | 3 |
| B | Jameel McClain MLB NYG | 3 |
| S | Von Miller OLB DEN | 5 |
| S | Carlos Dunlap DE CIN | 7 |
| S | Mason Foster MLB TB | 7 |
| B | Alec Ogletree OLB LAR | 2 |
| I | Jerod Mayo MLB NE | 0 |
| S | Anthony Barr OLB MIN | 8 |
| B | Marcus Cooper CB KC | 0 |
| B | Byron Maxwell CB SEA | 0 |
| S | Patrick Peterson CB ARI | 2 |
| S | Jerraud Powers CB ARI | 4 |
| B | Marcus Burley CB SEA | 2 |
| B | Sergio Brown S IND | 4 |
| B | Trenton Robinson S WAS | 0 |
| S | Tashaun Gipson S CLE | 10 |
| I | Aaron Williams S BUF | 0 |
| I | Corey Graham CB BUF | 0 |
| S | Calvin Pryor S NYJ | 1 |
| S | Michael Koenen P TB | 5 |
| I | Buffalo DST BUF | 0 |
| S | New York (N) DST NYG | 9 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
grotesque. That word does not even begin to describe the game I saw today. Despite the ambient weather, I found myself looking upon the cold, dark, windswept gridiron of my soul, agonizing for three gut-wrenching hours as my eyes were forced to witness the utter lack of skill exhibited by BB on this particular day. By the end of the opening kickoff, I could already feel the nausea, the lurching in my stomach. By the end of the first quarter, I began to contemplate gnawing off my own leg to escape. My tears flowed as freely as the cheap beer consumed by the semi-sentients surrounding me, not for the defeated, but for the death of all that I thought was good and pure about football.
And so now it stands that MHD trails the all-time series 7-12 against BB. MHD has a 6-3 regular season record. BB has a 4-5 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw MHD bludgeoning BB as though they were an all you can eat buffet residing next to a weight-watcher's clinic 27-24 in front of a despondent home crowd.
Things went very well for the MHD squad even though they did not excel on either side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 255 points, 173 on offense and 82 on defense. Rob Gronkowski with 38 points on offense and Tashaun Gipson with 10 points on defense were the top scorers. Things were not all roses, however. Said Coach/GM Chip Riggs, "There were some mental breakdowns on both sides of the ball.. For one, Marcus Cooper performed like a spasmodic violinist. Medically speaking, his body should be donated to science, there's so much wrong with him. At least, that's gotta be the case given the number of plays he likes to take off . As for those OG? They were utterly incompetent, gaining absolutely nothing throughout the course of their pitiful performance. Overall though, the team goat in this game was Tarvaris Jackson. His bad effort yielded as many positives as a hydrogen ion.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Chip Riggs gurgled, "I feel kinda sorry for them, to be honest. I mean, how can you be that inept, that pitiable? I guess they occasionally get my blood flowing, but for the most part, playing them is about as exciting as rearranging my sock drawer." In response, the BB coach shot, "Nah, I don't have anything against them. They're kinda like little bunnies or maybe pop warner rejects.... kinda cute and all, but pretty impotent when it comes to football." |
