| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Southside Salamanders | 170 | 121 | 291 | 50 | | Home | KC Komodos | 167 | 71 | 238 | 23 |
| KC Komodos |
Southside Salamanders |
|---|
| I | Charlie Whitehurst QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Zach Mettenberger QB TEN | 0 |
| S | Colin Kaepernick QB SF | 19 |
| S | McLeod Bethel-Thompson QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Jake Locker QB TEN | 0 |
| S | Blaine Gabbert QB SF | 0 |
| I | Nick Mangold OC NYJ | 0 |
| S | Samson Satele OC MIA | 9 |
| I | Rodger Saffold OT LAR | 0 |
| S | Louis Vasquez OG DEN | 10 |
| I | Joel Bitonio OG CLE | 0 |
| S | Tyron Smith OT DAL | 3 |
| S | John Jerry OG NYG | 8 |
| S | Anthony Davis OT SF | 0 |
| I | LeSean McCoy RB PHI | 0 |
| I | Reggie Bush RB DET | 0 |
| B | Ben Tate RB MIN | 2 |
| B | Terrance West RB CLE | 3 |
| S | Le'Veon Bell RB PIT | 19 |
| I | Vick Ballard RB ??? | 0 |
| B | Greg Jennings WR MIN | 4 |
| S | Pierre Garcon WR WAS | 6 |
| B | Percy Harvin WR NYJ | 7 |
| S | Emmanuel Sanders WR DEN | 27 |
| B | Andre Holmes WR LV | 1 |
| S | Andrew Hawkins WR CLE | 7 |
| I | Alshon Jeffery WR CHI | 0 |
| S | Martavis Bryant WR PIT | 20 |
| B | John Brown WR ARI | 1 |
| B | Kenny Stills WR NO | 2 |
| I | Dan Carpenter K BUF | 0 |
| S | Dan Bailey K DAL | 10 |
| S | Philadelphia OST PHI | 5 |
| S | Mario Addison DE CAR | 7 |
| S | Jabaal Sheard OLB CLE | 2 |
| B | Arthur Jones DE IND | 0 |
| S | Chris Baker NT WAS | 3 |
| I | Letroy Guion NT GB | 0 |
| S | Akiem Hicks DE NO | 6 |
| S | Daryl Smith ILB BAL | 9 |
| B | Arthur Moats OLB PIT | 5 |
| I | Nigel Bradham OLB BUF | 0 |
| B | Jadeveon Clowney OLB HOU | 0 |
| B | Kavell Conner ILB LAC | 2 |
| I | Prince Shembo ILB ATL | 0 |
| S | Demario Davis ILB NYJ | 2 |
| S | Brandon Marshall OLB DEN | 6 |
| S | Vontae Davis CB IND | 6 |
| B | Darius Butler CB IND | 2 |
| I | Stephon Gilmore CB BUF | 0 |
| I | Robert Alford CB ATL | 0 |
| S | Bradley Roby CB DEN | 7 |
| S | Devin McCourty S NE | 3 |
| I | Glover Quin S DET | 0 |
| I | Brock Vereen S CHI | 0 |
| B | Terrence Brooks S BAL | 0 |
| B | Rahim Moore S DEN | 4 |
| S | Josh Evans S JAC | 4 |
| I | Spencer Lanning P CLE | 0 |
| S | Brad Nortman P CAR | 3 |
| S | New England DST NE | 0 |
|
| I | Scott Tolzien QB GB | 0 |
| S | Ryan Nassib QB NYG | 0 |
| I | Matt Flynn QB GB | 0 |
| S | Eli Manning QB NYG | 26 |
| I | Aaron Rodgers QB GB | 0 |
| I | Scott Wells OC LAR | 0 |
| S | Ben Jones OC HOU | 7 |
| S | James Carpenter OG SEA | 11 |
| I | T.J. Lang OG GB | 0 |
| I | Josh Sitton OG GB | 0 |
| I | Riley Reiff OT DET | 0 |
| S | Duane Brown OT HOU | 7 |
| S | Paul Cornick OT DEN | 11 |
| S | Kyle Juszczyk FB BAL | 9 |
| I | Danny Woodhead RB LAC | 0 |
| B | Benny Cunningham RB LAR | 3 |
| I | Joique Bell RB DET | 0 |
| S | Arian Foster RB HOU | 25 |
| S | Jamaal Charles RB KC | 19 |
| B | De'Anthony Thomas RB KC | 2 |
| I | Davante Adams WR GB | 0 |
| B | Marqise Lee WR JAC | 1 |
| S | Markus Wheaton WR PIT | 14 |
| B | Aaron Dobson WR NE | 0 |
| I | Robert Woods WR BUF | 0 |
| I | Rod Streater WR LV | 0 |
| I | Kendall Wright WR TEN | 0 |
| B | Jeff Cumberland TE NYJ | 3 |
| S | Jared Cook TE LAR | 9 |
| B | Daniel Fells TE NYG | 2 |
| I | Kyle Rudolph TE MIN | 0 |
| B | Brandon Williams TE CAR | 3 |
| B | C.J. Fiedorowicz TE HOU | 2 |
| I | Mason Crosby K GB | 0 |
| S | Cairo Santos K KC | 10 |
| S | Carolina OST CAR | 6 |
| S | Ryan Kerrigan OLB WAS | 5 |
| S | Wes Horton DE CAR | 10 |
| S | Zach Moore DE NE | 0 |
| I | Mike Daniels DE GB | 0 |
| I | B.J. Raji NT ??? | 0 |
| S | Steve McLendon NT PIT | 5 |
| B | Koa Misi OLB MIA | 5 |
| S | Jacquian Williams OLB NYG | 20 |
| I | Jonathan Massaquoi OLB ATL | 0 |
| I | Wesley Woodyard ILB TEN | 0 |
| I | Danny Trevathan OLB DEN | 0 |
| S | Ryan Shazier ILB PIT | 4 |
| I | A.J. Hawk ILB GB | 0 |
| S | Curtis Lofton ILB NO | 12 |
| S | Jason Verrett CB LAC | 0 |
| I | Sam Shields CB GB | 0 |
| S | Sterling Moore CB DAL | 2 |
| I | Casey Hayward CB GB | 0 |
| I | Desmond Trufant CB ATL | 0 |
| I | Kyle Fuller CB CHI | 0 |
| S | Mike Adams S IND | 11 |
| I | Ha Ha Clinton-Dix S GB | 0 |
| I | Delano Howell S ??? | 0 |
| B | Eric Berry S KC | 4 |
| S | Reshad Jones S MIA | 11 |
| B | George Iloka S CIN | 7 |
| I | Tim Masthay P GB | 0 |
| S | Johnny Hekker P LAR | 16 |
| S | Baltimore DST BAL | 9 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the SRS franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, SP, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged SP, every SRS player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, SRS ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that SRS can exhale today is that SP was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so blundering as they ordered our last jar of dried beef during the game and drove the family station wagon through the front bay window - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 50-23 in front of a despondent home crowd for SRS was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the blundering SP have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. SRS sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the SRS defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the SP quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Jacquian Williams with 20 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, SRS might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - SP's very own Anthony Davis. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the SP coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he was as sharp as a sponge today.
"Picking on Anthony Davis was a part of the game plan," Eli Manning with 26 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on SP to deliver. SRS leads the all-time series 16-4 against SP. SRS has a 8-1 regular season record. SP has a 5-4 regular season record.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Allen Cummings grumbled, "Thinking about them forces me to draw parallels between them and the Bulgarians." He was quick to add, "Erm, the Byzantine Empire had to deal with those clods... made themselves quite a nuisance 'til Basil crushed 'em and cut their eyes out - well, he left a couple of 'em with one eye so's they could guide the others home. I can't help but think that motivations such as that would help their cause." In response, the SP coach droned, "He and his lecherous team of cub scouts have all the football grace of a French eunuch trying to ride a bull suffering from mad cow's disease while reciting the
Gettysburg Address." |
