| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Memphis Hound Dogs | 181 | 112 | 293 | 40 | | Home | Southside Salamanders | 216 | 101 | 317 | 52 |
| Southside Salamanders |
Memphis Hound Dogs |
|---|
| S | Scott Tolzien QB GB | 0 |
| I | Ryan Nassib QB NYG | 0 |
| S | Matt Flynn QB GB | 1 |
| I | Eli Manning QB NYG | 0 |
| S | Aaron Rodgers QB GB | 57 |
| S | Scott Wells OC LAR | 2 |
| I | Ben Jones OC HOU | 0 |
| S | James Carpenter OG SEA | 0 |
| I | T.J. Lang OG GB | 0 |
| S | Josh Sitton OG GB | 13 |
| S | Riley Reiff OT DET | 7 |
| I | Duane Brown OT HOU | 0 |
| S | Paul Cornick OT DEN | 0 |
| B | Kyle Juszczyk FB BAL | 5 |
| I | Arian Foster RB HOU | 0 |
| B | Benny Cunningham RB LAR | 4 |
| S | Joique Bell RB DET | 12 |
| I | Danny Woodhead RB LAC | 0 |
| S | Jamaal Charles RB KC | 24 |
| B | De'Anthony Thomas RB KC | 1 |
| B | Davante Adams WR GB | 1 |
| B | Taylor Gabriel WR CLE | 2 |
| B | Marqise Lee WR JAC | 1 |
| B | Corey Fuller WR DET | 0 |
| B | Markus Wheaton WR PIT | 3 |
| I | Aaron Dobson WR NE | 0 |
| S | Robert Woods WR BUF | 14 |
| I | Rod Streater WR LV | 0 |
| B | Kendall Wright WR TEN | 3 |
| B | Brandon Williams TE CAR | 1 |
| S | Jared Cook TE LAR | 22 |
| I | Kyle Rudolph TE MIN | 0 |
| I | C.J. Fiedorowicz TE HOU | 0 |
| B | Jeff Cumberland TE NYJ | 1 |
| S | Daniel Fells TE NYG | 12 |
| S | Mason Crosby K GB | 19 |
| I | Cairo Santos K KC | 0 |
| S | Carolina OST CAR | 7 |
| I | Ryan Kerrigan OLB WAS | 0 |
| S | Wes Horton DE CAR | 1 |
| S | Mike Daniels DE GB | 2 |
| S | Steve McLendon NT PIT | 3 |
| I | B.J. Raji NT ??? | 0 |
| S | Koa Misi OLB MIA | 9 |
| S | Jacquian Williams OLB NYG | 9 |
| B | Jonathan Massaquoi OLB ATL | 0 |
| I | Danny Trevathan OLB DEN | 0 |
| B | Wesley Woodyard ILB TEN | 5 |
| I | Ryan Shazier ILB PIT | 0 |
| S | A.J. Hawk ILB GB | 5 |
| S | Curtis Lofton ILB NO | 10 |
| I | Jason Verrett CB LAC | 0 |
| S | Sam Shields CB GB | 7 |
| B | Casey Hayward CB GB | 10 |
| B | Desmond Trufant CB ATL | 5 |
| S | Kyle Fuller CB CHI | 2 |
| I | Mike Adams S IND | 0 |
| B | Ha Ha Clinton-Dix S GB | 4 |
| I | Delano Howell S ??? | 0 |
| S | Eric Berry S KC | 6 |
| S | Reshad Jones S MIA | 5 |
| B | George Iloka S CIN | 6 |
| I | Tim Masthay P GB | 0 |
| S | Johnny Hekker P LAR | 7 |
| S | Baltimore DST BAL | 5 |
|
| I | Derek Carr QB LV | 0 |
| I | Matt McGloin QB LV | 0 |
| I | Matt Schaub QB LV | 0 |
| S | Tarvaris Jackson QB SEA | 0 |
| S | Russell Wilson QB SEA | 21 |
| I | Joe Hawley OC ATL | 0 |
| I | Chris Myers OC HOU | 0 |
| I | Stephen Schilling OG SEA | 0 |
| I | Rich Ohrnberger OG LAC | 0 |
| I | Daryn Colledge OG MIA | 0 |
| S | Justin Blalock OG ATL | 7 |
| I | Geoff Schwartz OG NYG | 0 |
| S | Zach Fulton OG KC | 3 |
| I | Peter Konz OC ATL | 0 |
| I | Brian Winters OG NYJ | 0 |
| S | James Stone OC ATL | 7 |
| S | Kelvin Beachum OT PIT | 2 |
| I | Trent Williams OT WAS | 0 |
| S | Bryan Bulaga OT GB | 10 |
| B | Robert Turbin RB SEA | 0 |
| B | Frank Gore RB SF | 4 |
| B | Steven Jackson RB ATL | 5 |
| S | Marshawn Lynch RB SEA | 40 |
| S | Bobby Rainey RB TB | 10 |
| I | Andre Roberts WR WAS | 0 |
| B | Tavon Austin WR LAR | 1 |
| I | T.Y. Hilton WR IND | 0 |
| S | Doug Baldwin WR SEA | 8 |
| I | Marvin Jones WR CIN | 0 |
| B | Riley Cooper WR PHI | 0 |
| B | Louis Murphy WR TB | 1 |
| B | Michael Crabtree WR SF | 3 |
| S | Golden Tate III WR DET | 26 |
| S | Jace Amaro TE NYJ | 12 |
| I | Rob Gronkowski TE NE | 0 |
| S | Matt Prater K DET | 11 |
| I | Blair Walsh K MIN | 0 |
| I | Washington OST WAS | 0 |
| S | Kansas City OST KC | 10 |
| B | Michael Bennett DE SEA | 3 |
| S | Mario Williams DE BUF | 5 |
| S | Marcell Dareus DT BUF | 15 |
| I | Vince Wilfork DT NE | 0 |
| S | Aaron Donald DT LAR | 4 |
| B | William Gholston DE TB | 1 |
| B | Jameel McClain MLB NYG | 6 |
| S | Carlos Dunlap DE CIN | 5 |
| S | Von Miller OLB DEN | 5 |
| S | Mason Foster MLB TB | 7 |
| S | Alec Ogletree OLB LAR | 18 |
| I | Jerod Mayo MLB NE | 0 |
| I | Anthony Barr OLB MIN | 0 |
| I | Jumal Rolle DB HOU | 0 |
| B | Byron Maxwell CB SEA | 2 |
| B | Patrick Peterson CB ARI | 10 |
| B | Marcus Burley CB SEA | 1 |
| B | Jerraud Powers CB ARI | 1 |
| S | Brent Grimes CB MIA | 8 |
| I | Sergio Brown S IND | 0 |
| S | Tashaun Gipson S CLE | 8 |
| S | Aaron Williams S BUF | 2 |
| B | Calvin Pryor S NYJ | 1 |
| S | Corey Graham CB BUF | 3 |
| S | Michael Koenen P TB | 1 |
| S | Buffalo DST BUF | 6 |
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| Game Summary (Earl Schmidt, NetFL Press)
I get paid very well doing something I usually enjoy. There are, however, occasional games that I only report on under silent protest. Let me begin by being brutally honest. MHD is quite the disgusting team, wholly outclassed in all aspects of the game by SRS. Yikes! MHD has just completed a game in which they, proverbially speaking, gave my brother's coin collection to a pair of destitute carnies. To point fingers after this debacle would be unfair given that this most assuredly was a team effort - and that's the only positive spin I can put on the game.
Marshawn Lynch groaned, "Our defense was stout - I mean, golly. Have you ever seen such an effort? I mean, except for those breakdowns that led to all those scores. For at least half of the plays, we were great though. It's something to build on is all I'm getting at."
Tarvaris Jackson droned, "No comment." When pressed, he added, "Get out of my face, man... I don't want to get fined for shoving that there microphone in a deep, dark crevass on your person if you catch my drift."
SRS has repelled MHD like a bloated spider engorging on the tender underbelly of a common house fly, blitzing them by the tune of 52-40 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd. SRS leads the all-time series 37-1 against MHD. SRS has a 9-1 regular season record. MHD has a 6-4 regular season record. They were almost perfect on the SRS squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 317 points, 216 on offense and 101 on defense. Aaron Rodgers with 57 points on offense and Casey Hayward with 19 points on defense were the top scorers. However, they were far from perfect. Said Coach/GM Allen Cummings, "I took exception to our execution on a few plays.. For one, Jamaal Charles was clearly showing some ill-effects from his intestinal parasite. His bones are made of flubber, so I don't think that's the problem. At least I wouldn't call that a break per se. Still, he's too much of a little baby to play with that little bruise. Broken vertabrae? I doubt that very much. It's clear who is here just to collect a check and frankly, I won't forget it. As for those OC? They showed all the football grace of ballerinas as they filled the record book with absolutely nothing while taking the day off. Overall though, the as voted on by his teammates, the most worthless player in this game was James Carpenter.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Allen Cummings shot, "Sheesh... just mentioning their scaly hides makes me feel very unclean. They're wretched, infantile little sewer rats and I don't want to get dragged into a discussion about them. Any other questions? I need to bathe." In response, the MHD coach considered this when he said, "Who? I didn't realize they were still in the league." |
