| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Steel Curtain | 157 | 83 | 240 | 20 | | Home | Memphis Hound Dogs | 199 | 118 | 317 | 58 |
| Memphis Hound Dogs |
Steel Curtain |
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| I | Derek Carr QB LV | 0 |
| I | Matt McGloin QB LV | 0 |
| I | Matt Schaub QB LV | 0 |
| S | Tarvaris Jackson QB SEA | 0 |
| S | Russell Wilson QB SEA | 38 |
| I | Joe Hawley OC ATL | 0 |
| S | Chris Myers OC HOU | 5 |
| I | Peter Konz OC ATL | 0 |
| I | Rich Ohrnberger OG LAC | 0 |
| I | Daryn Colledge OG MIA | 0 |
| S | Justin Blalock OG ATL | 4 |
| I | Geoff Schwartz OG NYG | 0 |
| I | Brian Winters OG NYJ | 0 |
| S | Zach Fulton OG KC | 14 |
| I | James Stone OC ATL | 0 |
| S | Kelvin Beachum OT PIT | 8 |
| I | Trent Williams OT WAS | 0 |
| S | Bryan Bulaga OT GB | 11 |
| B | Steven Jackson RB ATL | 2 |
| S | Frank Gore RB SF | 16 |
| S | Marshawn Lynch RB SEA | 16 |
| B | Bobby Rainey RB TB | 0 |
| B | Robert Turbin RB SEA | 0 |
| I | Denard Robinson WR JAC | 0 |
| B | Michael Crabtree WR SF | 5 |
| B | Louis Murphy WR TB | 0 |
| S | Golden Tate III WR DET | 7 |
| S | T.Y. Hilton WR IND | 6 |
| B | Doug Baldwin WR SEA | 5 |
| I | Marvin Jones WR CIN | 0 |
| S | Rob Gronkowski TE NE | 37 |
| B | Jack Doyle TE IND | 2 |
| I | Jace Amaro TE NYJ | 0 |
| S | Cody Parkey K PHI | 9 |
| I | Blair Walsh K MIN | 0 |
| S | Kansas City OST KC | 10 |
| B | Michael Bennett DE SEA | 0 |
| S | Mario Williams DE BUF | 18 |
| S | Marcell Dareus DT BUF | 2 |
| I | Vince Wilfork DT NE | 0 |
| S | Aaron Donald DT LAR | 6 |
| B | William Gholston DE TB | 2 |
| B | Jameel McClain MLB NYG | 8 |
| S | Von Miller OLB DEN | 8 |
| S | Carlos Dunlap DE CIN | 12 |
| S | Mason Foster MLB TB | 5 |
| B | Alec Ogletree OLB LAR | 10 |
| I | Jerod Mayo MLB NE | 0 |
| S | Anthony Barr OLB MIN | 4 |
| B | Jumal Rolle DB HOU | 2 |
| B | Byron Maxwell CB SEA | 2 |
| S | Patrick Peterson CB ARI | 3 |
| B | Marcus Burley CB SEA | 0 |
| S | Brent Grimes CB MIA | 3 |
| B | Jerraud Powers CB ARI | 3 |
| B | Sergio Brown S IND | 3 |
| I | Jaiquawn Jarrett S NYJ | 0 |
| S | Tashaun Gipson S CLE | 9 |
| S | Aaron Williams S BUF | 4 |
| B | Corey Graham CB BUF | 5 |
| I | Calvin Pryor S NYJ | 0 |
| I | Michael Koenen P TB | 0 |
| S | Mike Scifres P LAC | 9 |
| S | Buffalo DST BUF | 0 |
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| S | Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT | 23 |
| I | Chad Henne QB JAC | 0 |
| S | Bruce Gradkowski QB PIT | 0 |
| S | Landry Jones QB PIT | 0 |
| I | Blake Bortles QB JAC | 0 |
| I | Roberto Garza OC CHI | 0 |
| I | Jeremy Zuttah OC BAL | 0 |
| S | Bryan Stork OC NE | 20 |
| S | David DeCastro OG PIT | 8 |
| S | Marcus Gilbert OT PIT | 8 |
| S | Nate Solder OT NE | 21 |
| S | Orlando Franklin OG DEN | 6 |
| I | LaAdrian Waddle OT DET | 0 |
| I | Greg Robinson OG LAR | 0 |
| S | Trent Richardson RB IND | 3 |
| I | C.J. Spiller RB BUF | 0 |
| I | Bryce Brown RB BUF | 0 |
| S | Andre Williams RB NYG | 1 |
| I | Charles Sims III RB TB | 0 |
| B | Stepfan Taylor RB ARI | 1 |
| S | Julio Jones WR ATL | 14 |
| I | Marlon Brown WR BAL | 0 |
| B | Nick Toon WR NO | 0 |
| B | Justin Hunter WR TEN | 2 |
| B | Kenbrell Thompkins WR LV | 2 |
| S | Greg Olsen TE CAR | 19 |
| B | Andrew Quarless TE GB | 4 |
| B | Levine Toilolo TE ATL | 2 |
| B | David Ausberry TE LV | 0 |
| S | Julius Thomas TE DEN | 9 |
| S | Sebastian Janikowski K LV | 8 |
| I | Josh Scobee K JAC | 0 |
| S | Indianapolis OST IND | 6 |
| S | Ropati Pitoitua DE TEN | 3 |
| I | Chris Long DE LAR | 0 |
| S | Gerald McCoy DT TB | 8 |
| S | Calais Campbell DE ARI | 7 |
| S | Ndamukong Suh DT DET | 4 |
| I | Sean Lee OLB ??? | 0 |
| B | Brooks Reed OLB HOU | 2 |
| B | Vontaze Burfict OLB CIN | 0 |
| S | Khalil Mack OLB LV | 9 |
| S | Nate Irving MLB DEN | 0 |
| I | Lamin Barrow MLB DEN | 0 |
| I | Anthony Hitchens OLB DAL | 0 |
| I | Nick Roach MLB LV | 0 |
| B | Jon Beason MLB NYG | 0 |
| I | Preston Brown MLB BUF | 0 |
| S | Lavonte David OLB TB | 10 |
| B | Alfonzo Dennard CB NE | 0 |
| S | Chris Harris CB DEN | 2 |
| I | Stanley Jean-Baptiste CB NO | 0 |
| S | Kareem Jackson CB HOU | 0 |
| S | Earl Thomas III S SEA | 21 |
| I | Will Hill DB BAL | 0 |
| B | Shamarko Thomas S PIT | 0 |
| S | Tyrann Mathieu S ARI | 3 |
| B | Eric Reid S SF | 6 |
| S | Jeff Locke P MIN | 3 |
| I | Ryan Quigley P NYJ | 0 |
| S | Indianapolis DST IND | 5 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
"You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Kareem Jackson in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as enraged as an elementary school janitor fresh out of Vomit-be-Gone.
And so now it stands that MHD trails the all-time series 16-21 against SC. MHD has a 7-4 regular season record. SC has a 3-8 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw MHD has repelled SC as though they were an all you can eat buffet residing next to a weight-watcher's clinic 58-20 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
Things went very well for the MHD squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 317 points, 199 on offense and 118 on defense. Russell Wilson with 38 points on offense and Alec Ogletree with 19 points on defense were the top scorers. Mistakes dampened the mood around the locker room somewhat. Said Coach/GM Chip Riggs, "We have to get a lot better next week.. For one, Michael Bennett kinda languished a bit out there. That procedure he had a couple weeks back... labotomy, I think Doc said - well, that thing has done wonders for his game. He just stands in there and takes it now - play after play after play. No more of this whining about being too hurt. Doc is brilliant, I say. As for those DST? They were utterly incompetent, gaining 2 Defended kickoff returns, 58 Defended kickoff return yardage, 29 Defended kickoff return average while taking the day off. Overall though, the as voted on by his teammates, the most worthless player in this game was Tarvaris Jackson. His grotesque effort yielded a month in the doghouse.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Chip Riggs droned, "Oh, they're harmless... a bit annoying too, I guess... Kinda remind me of Barney or Big Bird..." In response, the SC coach shot, "Gosh... why are you even wasting my time looking for a comment about them? They're kinda like cockroaches - to be sure, they occasionally crawl out of the woodwork to be seen by all, but usually, they're lurking somewhere out of sight." |
