| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Blue Brigade | 207 | 108 | 315 | 46 | | Home | Demonic Hordes | 182 | 116 | 298 | 37 |
| Demonic Hordes |
Blue Brigade |
|---|
| I | David Fales QB CHI | 0 |
| S | Jimmy Garoppolo QB NE | 0 |
| S | Tom Brady QB NE | 24 |
| I | Jay Cutler QB CHI | 0 |
| I | Jimmy Clausen QB CHI | 0 |
| I | Will Montgomery OC DEN | 0 |
| S | Corey Linsley OC GB | 12 |
| I | Russell Bodine OC CIN | 0 |
| S | Brandon Brooks OG HOU | 9 |
| I | Mike McGlynn OG KC | 0 |
| S | Ramon Foster OG PIT | 8 |
| S | Alvin Bailey OT SEA | 9 |
| S | Terron Armstead OT NO | 8 |
| S | Theo Riddick RB DET | 6 |
| B | Damien Williams RB MIA | 2 |
| I | Juwan Thompson RB DEN | 0 |
| B | Bishop Sankey RB TEN | 3 |
| I | Zac Stacy RB LAR | 0 |
| B | Knile Davis RB KC | 2 |
| S | Alfred Morris RB WAS | 19 |
| S | Keenan Allen WR LAC | 16 |
| B | Anquan Boldin WR SF | 3 |
| S | Antonio Brown WR PIT | 27 |
| B | Chris Hogan WR BUF | 4 |
| I | Brian Quick WR LAR | 0 |
| B | Rueben Randle WR NYG | 6 |
| I | Allen Robinson WR JAC | 0 |
| B | Tony Moeaki TE SEA | 5 |
| B | Niles Paul TE WAS | 3 |
| I | Brandon Bostick TE GB | 0 |
| B | Larry Donnell TE NYG | 5 |
| S | Dwayne Allen TE IND | 6 |
| I | Mike Nugent K CIN | 0 |
| S | Kai Forbath K WAS | 1 |
| S | Denver OST DEN | 0 |
| S | Charles Johnson DE CAR | 9 |
| S | Olivier Vernon DE MIA | 5 |
| B | Corey Liuget DE LAC | 1 |
| I | Brandon Williams NT BAL | 0 |
| I | Jarvis Jones OLB PIT | 0 |
| B | Akeem Ayers OLB NE | 1 |
| I | Sean Weatherspoon OLB ??? | 0 |
| B | Cameron Jordan DE NO | 3 |
| S | Perry Riley ILB WAS | 4 |
| B | Brian Cushing ILB HOU | 6 |
| B | Mike Mohamed ILB HOU | 5 |
| S | Chris Borland ILB SF | 27 |
| I | NaVorro Bowman MLB ??? | 0 |
| I | Kiko Alonso MLB ??? | 0 |
| S | Jelani Jenkins OLB MIA | 5 |
| I | Trumaine McBride CB NYG | 0 |
| I | Janoris Jenkins CB LAR | 0 |
| S | Shareece Wright CB LAC | 5 |
| S | Jayron Hosley CB NYG | 0 |
| B | Antoine Cason CB BAL | 3 |
| I | Barry Church S DAL | 0 |
| I | J.J. Wilcox S DAL | 0 |
| I | Phillip Thomas S WAS | 0 |
| I | Tyvon Branch S LV | 0 |
| I | Usama Young S LV | 0 |
| S | Quintin Demps S NYG | 4 |
| S | Jason McCourty CB TEN | 12 |
| I | Lardarius Webb CB BAL | 0 |
| S | Robert Blanton S MIN | 7 |
| B | Brandian Ross S LV | 4 |
| B | Micah Hyde CB GB | 6 |
| I | Bryan Anger P JAC | 0 |
| S | Brett Kern P TEN | 4 |
| S | Cincinnati DST CIN | 5 |
|
| I | Shaun Hill QB LAR | 0 |
| I | Case Keenum QB HOU | 0 |
| S | Philip Rivers QB LAC | 30 |
| S | Kellen Clemens QB LAC | 0 |
| I | Sam Bradford QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Ryan Lindley QB ARI | 0 |
| I | Austin Davis QB LAR | 0 |
| S | Lyle Sendlein OC ARI | 8 |
| S | Johnnie Troutman OG LAC | 5 |
| I | Gabe Jackson OG LV | 0 |
| S | Chance Warmack OG TEN | 8 |
| I | Stefen Wisniewski OC LV | 0 |
| I | Brandon Fusco OG MIN | 0 |
| I | Jeromey Clary OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Sebastian Vollmer OT NE | 20 |
| S | Matt Tobin OT PHI | 5 |
| I | Michael Roos OT TEN | 0 |
| I | Phil Loadholt OT MIN | 0 |
| I | Jake Long OT LAR | 0 |
| I | Lamar Holmes OT ATL | 0 |
| B | Shane Vereen RB NE | 3 |
| B | Jeremy Hill RB CIN | 4 |
| S | Mark Ingram RB NO | 21 |
| I | DeAngelo Williams RB CAR | 0 |
| B | Nate Washington WR TEN | 4 |
| S | Roddy White WR ATL | 24 |
| B | Wes Welker WR DEN | 2 |
| I | Victor Cruz WR NYG | 0 |
| S | Randall Cobb WR GB | 27 |
| I | Marcedes Lewis TE JAC | 0 |
| S | Martellus Bennett TE CHI | 17 |
| B | Matt Spaeth TE PIT | 3 |
| B | John Carlson TE ARI | 4 |
| S | Vernon Davis TE SF | 10 |
| B | Zach Miller TE SEA | 0 |
| S | Shayne Graham K NO | 4 |
| I | Matt Bryant K ATL | 0 |
| I | Baltimore OST BAL | 0 |
| S | Miami OST MIA | 8 |
| S | J.J. Watt DE HOU | 19 |
| S | Cedric Thornton DE PHI | 2 |
| I | Haloti Ngata NT BAL | 0 |
| S | Ian Williams NT SF | 0 |
| I | Brian Orakpo OLB WAS | 0 |
| I | Calvin Pace OLB NYJ | 0 |
| I | Lance Briggs OLB CHI | 0 |
| B | Derrick Morgan DE TEN | 3 |
| S | Junior Galette OLB NO | 6 |
| B | Larry Foote ILB ARI | 4 |
| S | Josh Mauga ILB KC | 4 |
| I | Derrick Johnson ILB KC | 0 |
| I | David Harris ILB NYJ | 0 |
| S | Erik Walden OLB IND | 7 |
| I | Dan Skuta OLB SF | 0 |
| S | Paul Worrilow ILB ATL | 11 |
| B | Antonio Cromartie CB ARI | 1 |
| S | Brandon Browner CB NE | 3 |
| I | Robert McClain CB ATL | 0 |
| B | Captain Munnerlyn CB MIN | 4 |
| B | Cortland Finnegan CB MIA | 0 |
| I | Orlando Scandrick CB DAL | 0 |
| B | Adam Jones CB CIN | 3 |
| I | DeAngelo Hall CB WAS | 0 |
| B | Husain Abdullah S KC | 3 |
| B | Dashon Goldson S TB | 3 |
| S | Ron Parker CB KC | 12 |
| B | Dwight Lowery S ATL | 3 |
| B | Patrick Chung S NE | 1 |
| S | Malcolm Jenkins S PHI | 4 |
| S | Brandon Meriweather S WAS | 2 |
| S | Britton Colquitt P DEN | 4 |
| S | Saint Louis DST LAR | 9 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
Yikes! DH has just completed a game in which they, proverbially speaking, blew up my neighbor's yard gnomes. To point fingers after this debacle would be unfair given that this most assuredly was a team effort - and that's the only positive spin I can put on the game.
And so now it stands that BB trails the all-time series 15-22-1 against DH. BB has a 5-6 regular season record. DH has a 4-7 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw BB has senselessly deluged DH as though the unfortunate loser were a snail dropped in a jar of saline solution 46-36 in front of a despondent home crowd.
They were almost perfect on the BB squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 315 points, 207 on offense and 108 on defense. Philip Rivers with 30 points on offense and J.J. Watt with 19 points on defense were the top scorers. Things were not all roses, however. Said Coach/GM Aaron Cook, "We had a few breakdowns. . For one, Shayne Graham performed like a spasmodic violinist. Doc says that he's gotten much better since he's started the electroshock therapy... something about frontal lobes and things with molecular structures. It all sounded very clinical to me, but as long as it keeps him on the field, I'm all for it. As for those P? They showed all the football grace of ballerinas as they filled the record book with 5 Punts, 183 Total Punt yards, 36.6 Average Punt, 3 Punts inside 20 instead of playing. Overall though, the Don't Euthanize After Disaster award - given to one blundering fool each week - was really difficult to decide on this go around. I promise the poor slob that I won't be taking away his livelihood. This week, the DEAD man in this game was Kellen Clemens. His horrible effort yielded little but his position coach's fury.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Aaron Cook shot, "Like 'em? No... not really. I'd rather strangle puppies in front of a dozen orphans than pull that wretched owner of theirs out of a burning building." In response, the DH coach considered this when he said, "Well, there's murderers, rapists, boy bands, and then there's that owner of theirs... Which is worst? Hard to tell sometimes." |
