| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | WHO DAT | 221 | 154 | 375 | 55 | | Home | Blue Brigade | 148 | 118 | 266 | 0 |
| Blue Brigade |
WHO DAT |
|---|
| I | Shaun Hill QB LAR | 0 |
| I | Case Keenum QB HOU | 0 |
| S | Philip Rivers QB LAC | 40 |
| S | Kellen Clemens QB LAC | 0 |
| I | Sam Bradford QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Ryan Lindley QB ARI | 0 |
| I | Austin Davis QB LAR | 0 |
| S | Lyle Sendlein OC ARI | 1 |
| S | Johnnie Troutman OG LAC | 8 |
| I | Gabe Jackson OG LV | 0 |
| S | Chance Warmack OG TEN | 3 |
| I | Stefen Wisniewski OC LV | 0 |
| I | Brandon Fusco OG MIN | 0 |
| I | Jeromey Clary OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Sebastian Vollmer OT NE | 14 |
| S | Matt Tobin OT PHI | 0 |
| I | Michael Roos OT TEN | 0 |
| I | Phil Loadholt OT MIN | 0 |
| I | Jake Long OT LAR | 0 |
| I | Lamar Holmes OT ATL | 0 |
| B | Shane Vereen RB NE | 4 |
| B | Jeremy Hill RB CIN | 5 |
| S | Mark Ingram RB NO | 4 |
| I | DeAngelo Williams RB CAR | 0 |
| I | Nate Washington WR TEN | 0 |
| S | Roddy White WR ATL | 22 |
| I | Wes Welker WR DEN | 0 |
| I | Victor Cruz WR NYG | 0 |
| S | Randall Cobb WR GB | 11 |
| I | Marcedes Lewis TE JAC | 0 |
| S | Martellus Bennett TE CHI | 14 |
| I | Matt Spaeth TE PIT | 0 |
| B | John Carlson TE ARI | 2 |
| S | Vernon Davis TE SF | 7 |
| I | Zach Miller TE SEA | 0 |
| I | Shayne Graham K NO | 0 |
| S | Matt Bryant K ATL | 9 |
| S | Baltimore OST BAL | 0 |
| I | Miami OST MIA | 0 |
| S | J.J. Watt DE HOU | 9 |
| S | Cedric Thornton DE PHI | 4 |
| S | Haloti Ngata NT BAL | 2 |
| I | Ian Williams NT SF | 0 |
| I | Brian Orakpo OLB WAS | 0 |
| B | Calvin Pace OLB NYJ | 2 |
| B | Lance Briggs OLB CHI | 4 |
| B | Derrick Morgan DE TEN | 8 |
| S | Junior Galette OLB NO | 9 |
| B | Larry Foote ILB ARI | 2 |
| B | Josh Mauga ILB KC | 6 |
| I | Derrick Johnson ILB KC | 0 |
| S | David Harris ILB NYJ | 6 |
| S | Erik Walden OLB IND | 5 |
| I | Dan Skuta OLB SF | 0 |
| S | Paul Worrilow ILB ATL | 7 |
| B | Antonio Cromartie CB ARI | 1 |
| S | Brandon Browner CB NE | 3 |
| I | Robert McClain CB ATL | 0 |
| B | Captain Munnerlyn CB MIN | 3 |
| B | Cortland Finnegan CB MIA | 0 |
| B | Orlando Scandrick CB DAL | 4 |
| B | Adam Jones CB CIN | 2 |
| I | DeAngelo Hall CB WAS | 0 |
| B | Husain Abdullah S KC | 4 |
| B | Dashon Goldson S TB | 2 |
| S | Ron Parker CB KC | 7 |
| B | Dwight Lowery S ATL | 1 |
| B | Patrick Chung S NE | 4 |
| S | Malcolm Jenkins S PHI | 7 |
| S | Brandon Meriweather S WAS | 9 |
| S | Britton Colquitt P DEN | 7 |
| S | Saint Louis DST LAR | 0 |
|
| S | Tony Romo QB DAL | 46 |
| I | Matt Moore QB MIA | 0 |
| I | Pat Devlin QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Ryan Tannehill QB MIA | 0 |
| S | Brandon Weeden QB DAL | 0 |
| S | Travis Frederick OC DAL | 6 |
| I | Willie Colon OG NYJ | 0 |
| I | D.J. Fluker OT LAC | 0 |
| S | Chris Chester OG WAS | 6 |
| I | Evan Smith OC TB | 0 |
| S | Clint Boling OG CIN | 9 |
| S | Ryan Harris OT KC | 5 |
| S | Mitchell Schwartz OT CLE | 0 |
| S | Matt Forte RB CHI | 32 |
| B | Darren McFadden RB LV | 2 |
| B | Fred Jackson RB BUF | 4 |
| S | Calvin Johnson WR DET | 11 |
| B | Vincent Jackson WR TB | 4 |
| B | Harry Douglas WR ATL | 1 |
| I | Jerricho Cotchery WR CAR | 0 |
| I | Brian Hartline WR MIA | 0 |
| B | Eddie Royal WR LAC | 4 |
| S | Odell Beckham WR NYG | 41 |
| S | Scott Chandler TE BUF | 19 |
| I | Anthony Fasano TE KC | 0 |
| B | Brent Celek TE PHI | 6 |
| S | Coby Fleener TE IND | 15 |
| I | Robbie Gould K CHI | 0 |
| S | Nick Novak K LAC | 10 |
| S | Buffalo OST BUF | 0 |
| S | Julius Peppers OLB GB | 2 |
| B | George Johnson DE DET | 1 |
| B | Frank Kearse DL WAS | 0 |
| B | Derrick Shelby DE MIA | 1 |
| I | Dee Ford OLB KC | 0 |
| S | Sammie Lee Hill NT TEN | 2 |
| I | Corey Peters DE ATL | 0 |
| S | Fletcher Cox DE PHI | 4 |
| B | Kamerion Wimbley OLB TEN | 1 |
| S | Connor Barwin OLB PHI | 12 |
| S | Willie Young DE CHI | 2 |
| B | Mychal Kendricks ILB PHI | 6 |
| B | David Hawthorne ILB NO | 3 |
| S | D'Qwell Jackson ILB IND | 19 |
| B | Danny Lansanah OLB TB | 4 |
| S | C.J. Mosley ILB BAL | 14 |
| S | Terence Newman CB CIN | 4 |
| B | Rashean Mathis CB DET | 2 |
| S | Joe Haden CB CLE | 10 |
| I | Prince Amukamara CB NYG | 0 |
| B | Chris Culliver CB SF | 2 |
| S | Charles Woodson S LV | 14 |
| B | Nate Allen S PHI | 4 |
| B | Kam Chancellor S SEA | 4 |
| I | Mike Mitchell S PIT | 0 |
| S | Rashad Johnson S ARI | 10 |
| I | Matt Bosher P ATL | 0 |
| S | Sam Koch P BAL | 30 |
| S | Detroit DST DET | 3 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
Philip Rivers groaned, "Offensively, we saved our best for last, which is the best thing I can say for us. Heck, who am I kidding, man? Our best sucked." Well no kidding, Einstein. BB was bad. Awful. Grotesque. An embarrassment to the league, I dare say. "You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Shaun Hill in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as enraged as an elementary school janitor fresh out of Vomit-be-Gone.
So now the series stands LLL trails the all-time series 17-19 against BB. LLL has a 8-4 regular season record. BB has a 5-7 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw LLL pulverizing BB as though they were palace eunuchs in a wrestling match 55-0 in front of a despondent home crowd.
They were almost perfect on the LLL squad on both sides of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 375 points, 221 on offense and 154 on defense. Ryan Tannehill with 47 points on offense and Sam Koch with 30 points on defense were the top scorers. All that aside, the most incompetant player of the game goes to Matt Moore. In the end, these men are kinda like my kids. As any parent knows, from time to time, you just can't always get through to them without getting creative..."
Says Matt Moore, dragging around a cart full of dirty laundry, "Coach says he'll find a use for me in this system if it kills us both. Yo, just gimme a little slack, man. But this, goin' from starter not even to the bench... I'm bein' disrespected!"
George Johnson added, "I ain't sayin' nothin'... OK, maybe just a little. Dude's even worse here than on the field. Starching everyone's straps? Using so much bleach it dissolves the danged cotton? I'm almost at the point where I want to go into Coach's doghouse just so I can get some properly handled laundry!"
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Scott Lawrence grumbled, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." In response, the BB coach stated, "Gosh... why are you even wasting my time looking for a comment about them? They're kinda like cockroaches - to be sure, they occasionally crawl out of the woodwork to be seen by all, but usually, they're lurking somewhere out of sight." |
