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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press) Timothy Wright blathered, "It's rough, ya know... When coach picked me up, I knew I was fated for misery. I mean, I find myself entrenched on the roster of the league punching bag." Well no kidding, Einstein. RNR was bad. Awful. Grotesque. An embarrassment to the league, I dare say. I love football. The stale smell of rancid beer, the sweaty crowd of rabid fans, the cross-eyed and homely cheerleaders trying to incite us to collective ear-drum rupturing noise, the reverberating sound of vicious collisions, the poetic beauty of a laser-guided bullet pass crashing into the receiver's outstretched hands - yes, this is what I live for. This is what I saw today. Kudos to PC for pulling out a bag of cement, publicly humiliating them and definitively putting on the superior show, but overall, it was quite a frenetic, enjoyable game. So now the series stands PC leads the all-time series 22-15 against RNR. PC has a 8-4 regular season record. RNR has a 4-8 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw PC has demoralized RNR as though they were an all you can eat buffet residing next to a weight-watcher's clinic 25-19 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd. Things went very well for the PC squad even though they did not excel on either side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 264 points, 143 on offense and 121 on defense. Brandon LaFell with 22 points on offense and Brandon Fields with 18 points on defense were the top scorers. All that aside, as voted on by his teammates, the most worthless player of the game goes to Larry Fitzgerald. Some players need a bit more instruction than others. I've tried a few less orthodox teaching tools from time to time..." Says Larry Fitzgerald, sporting a nice lace evening gown, "Ya, coach says I played like a little girl so I might as well dress the part. I hafta practice in this thing. He calls me the fairy princess. Man, I'm callin my agent. This ain't parta the deal." Dawan Landry added, "Shoot... he should know he can't fit in no D-cup! I tell ya, he looked like some sort of demented, bloated Valkyrie... Man... brings new meaning to the phrase 'when the fat lady sings.' " "Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Glenn Good shot, "Thinking about them forces me to draw parallels between them and the Bulgarians." He was quick to add, "Erm, the Byzantine Empire had to deal with those clods... made themselves quite a nuisance 'til Basil crushed 'em and cut their eyes out - well, he left a couple of 'em with one eye so's they could guide the others home. I can't help but think that motivations such as that would help their cause." In response, the RNR coach stated, "Thinking about them forces me to draw parallels between them and the Bulgarians." He was quick to add, "Erm, the Byzantine Empire had to deal with those clods... made themselves quite a nuisance 'til Basil crushed 'em and cut their eyes out - well, he left a couple of 'em with one eye so's they could guide the others home. I can't help but think that motivations such as that would help their cause." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||