| Off | Def | Total | Score |
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| Away | Resistance is Futile | 192 | 90 | 282 | 40 | | Home | For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge | 250 | 113 | 363 | 80 |
| For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge |
Resistance is Futile |
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| I | Joe Flacco QB BAL | 0 |
| I | Tyrod Taylor QB BAL | 0 |
| S | Drew Brees QB NO | 29 |
| S | Luke McCown QB NO | 0 |
| S | Ryan Griffin QB NO | 0 |
| I | Nick Hardwick OC LAC | 0 |
| S | J.D. Walton OC NYG | 14 |
| I | Todd Herremans OG PHI | 0 |
| I | Brandon Linder OG JAC | 0 |
| S | Andy Levitre OG TEN | 0 |
| S | Jahri Evans OG NO | 8 |
| S | Ryan Clady OT DEN | 14 |
| I | Breno Giacomini OT NYJ | 0 |
| S | Andrew Whitworth OT CIN | 7 |
| I | Derek Newton OT HOU | 0 |
| B | Anthony Sherman FB KC | 4 |
| B | Darrel Young FB WAS | 1 |
| B | Bruce Miller FB SF | 5 |
| B | Joseph Randle RB DAL | 3 |
| S | Eddie Lacy RB GB | 30 |
| S | DeMarco Murray RB DAL | 46 |
| B | Chris Ivory RB NYJ | 3 |
| B | Eric Decker WR NYJ | 4 |
| S | Jordy Nelson WR GB | 38 |
| S | Miles Austin WR CLE | 0 |
| I | Brandon Lloyd WR SF | 0 |
| I | Cody Latimer WR DEN | 0 |
| B | Allen Hurns WR JAC | 4 |
| I | Corey Washington WR NYG | 0 |
| I | Jeff Janis WR GB | 0 |
| S | Antonio Gates TE LAC | 11 |
| B | Owen Daniels TE BAL | 5 |
| I | Taylor Thompson TE TEN | 0 |
| I | Caleb Sturgis K MIA | 0 |
| S | Adam Vinatieri K IND | 10 |
| S | Detroit OST DET | 10 |
| B | Cory Redding DE IND | 2 |
| B | Brian Robison DE MIN | 3 |
| S | Geno Atkins DT CIN | 7 |
| S | Johnathan Hankins DT NYG | 3 |
| S | Trent Cole OLB PHI | 10 |
| S | Geno Hayes OLB JAC | 4 |
| S | Mike Neal DE GB | 4 |
| B | Jasper Brinkley MLB MIN | 6 |
| B | Ahmad Brooks OLB SF | 0 |
| I | Matt Shaughnessy OLB ARI | 0 |
| S | Jerry Hughes DE BUF | 5 |
| I | Melvin Ingram OLB LAC | 0 |
| B | D.J. Williams MLB CHI | 3 |
| B | Rey Maualuga MLB CIN | 5 |
| S | Bobby Wagner MLB SEA | 7 |
| S | Johnathan Joseph CB HOU | 5 |
| S | Brandon Flowers CB LAC | 5 |
| B | Tarell Brown CB LV | 2 |
| I | Jimmy Smith CB BAL | 0 |
| I | Melvin White CB CAR | 0 |
| I | Alan Ball CB JAC | 0 |
| B | Cary Williams CB PHI | 2 |
| I | Jairus Byrd S NO | 0 |
| S | T.J. Ward S DEN | 7 |
| I | Ahmad Dixon S MIN | 0 |
| S | Louis Delmas S MIA | 5 |
| B | Kendrick Lewis S HOU | 2 |
| I | Kevin Huber P CIN | 0 |
| S | Andy Lee P SF | 16 |
| S | New York (N) DST NYG | 10 |
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| S | Chase Daniel QB KC | 0 |
| S | Alex Smith QB KC | 35 |
| I | Kyle Orton QB BUF | 0 |
| I | EJ Manuel QB BUF | 0 |
| I | Jeff Tuel QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Tyler Bray QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Ryan Kalil OC CAR | 13 |
| I | Eric Wood OC BUF | 0 |
| S | Zack Martin OG DAL | 12 |
| S | Mike Iupati OG SF | 4 |
| I | Larry Warford OG DET | 0 |
| S | Gosder Cherilus OT IND | 5 |
| S | David Bakhtiari OT GB | 15 |
| I | Jake Matthews OT ATL | 0 |
| B | LeGarrette Blount RB NE | 3 |
| I | Toby Gerhart RB JAC | 0 |
| S | Justin Forsett RB BAL | 17 |
| B | Darren Sproles RB PHI | 0 |
| B | Jacquizz Rodgers RB ATL | 1 |
| B | Carlos Hyde RB SF | 1 |
| I | Bernard Pierce RB BAL | 0 |
| S | DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU | 14 |
| B | Sammy Watkins WR BUF | 5 |
| B | Mohamed Sanu WR CIN | 1 |
| B | Michael Floyd WR ARI | 4 |
| S | Brandon Marshall WR CHI | 10 |
| S | Mike Wallace WR MIA | 8 |
| B | Malcom Floyd WR LAC | 4 |
| B | Donnie Avery WR KC | 0 |
| S | Jermaine Gresham TE CIN | 20 |
| I | Rob Housler TE ARI | 0 |
| B | Zach Ertz TE PHI | 3 |
| I | Shaun Suisham K PIT | 0 |
| S | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 16 |
| S | Green Bay OST GB | 1 |
| B | Quinton Coples OLB NYJ | 1 |
| S | Muhammad Wilkerson DE NYJ | 0 |
| I | Datone Jones DE GB | 0 |
| S | Dontari Poe NT KC | 3 |
| S | Cameron Wake DE MIA | 1 |
| S | Dont'a Hightower OLB NE | 0 |
| I | Jamari Lattimore ILB GB | 0 |
| B | Devon Kennard OLB NYG | 9 |
| B | Bruce Irvin OLB SEA | 1 |
| I | Patrick Willis ILB SF | 0 |
| S | Bruce Carter OLB DAL | 1 |
| S | Lawrence Timmons ILB PIT | 5 |
| B | Craig Robertson ILB CLE | 13 |
| S | Manti Te'o ILB LAC | 9 |
| B | William Gay CB PIT | 3 |
| I | Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie CB NYG | 0 |
| S | Darius Slay CB DET | 4 |
| S | Trumaine Johnson CB LAR | 9 |
| I | Darqueze Dennard CB CIN | 0 |
| B | Matt Elam S BAL | 2 |
| B | William Moore S ATL | 2 |
| S | Donte Whitner S CLE | 8 |
| S | Thomas DeCoud S CAR | 1 |
| I | Dustin Colquitt P KC | 0 |
| S | Shane Lechler P HOU | 12 |
| S | Atlanta DST ATL | 6 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the AW franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, KIR, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged KIR, every AW player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, AW ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that AW can exhale today is that KIR was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so hideous as they pushed a stick of dynamite during the game and tossed a frog in the microwave - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 80-40 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for AW was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the hideous KIR have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. AW sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the AW defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the KIR quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Andy Lee with 16 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, AW might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - KIR's very own Darren Sproles. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the KIR coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he performed like a spasmodic violinist.
"Picking on Darren Sproles was a part of the game plan," Joe Flacco with 46 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on KIR to deliver. AW leads the all-time series 8-2 against KIR. AW has a 8-4 regular season record (1-0 in this year's playoffs) having just won the Division Championship game. KIR has a 5-7 regular season record (1-1 in this year's playoffs) having just lost the Division Championship game.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Tim Shoemaker shot, "Every neighborhood has the story about that crazy old man who chases the neighborhood children off his property with a rake... pretty harmless and a bit pitiable... kinda reminds me of our erstwhile opponents there." In response, the KIR coach groaned, "Nah, I don't have anything against them. They're kinda like little bunnies or maybe pop warner rejects.... kinda cute and all, but pretty impotent when it comes to football." |
