| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge | 233 | 115 | 348 | 65 | | Home | The Spanish Inquisition | 126 | 104 | 230 | 6 |
| The Spanish Inquisition |
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge |
|---|
| S | Matthew Stafford QB DET | 23 |
| S | Kellen Moore QB DET | 0 |
| I | Drew Stanton QB ARI | 0 |
| I | Carson Palmer QB ARI | 0 |
| S | Dan Orlovsky QB DET | 0 |
| I | JC Tretter OC GB | 0 |
| I | Alex Boone OG SF | 0 |
| I | Lance Louis OG IND | 0 |
| S | Kelechi Osemele OG BAL | 6 |
| S | Manny Ramirez OC DEN | 5 |
| S | Kevin Zeitler OG CIN | 10 |
| I | Michael Ola OT CHI | 0 |
| S | Zach Strief OT NO | 8 |
| S | Doug Free OT DAL | 4 |
| I | Adrian Peterson RB MIN | 0 |
| B | Cordarrelle Patterson WR MIN | 1 |
| B | Ronnie Hillman RB DEN | 0 |
| B | Roy Helu RB WAS | 0 |
| S | Rashad Jennings RB NYG | 0 |
| S | Andre Johnson WR HOU | 0 |
| I | Brandin Cooks WR NO | 0 |
| S | Jeremy Maclin WR PHI | 15 |
| S | A.J. Green WR CIN | 11 |
| B | Charles Clay TE MIA | 6 |
| B | Clay Harbor TE JAC | 1 |
| I | Austin Seferian-Jenkins TE TB | 0 |
| I | Logan Thomas QB ARI | 0 |
| S | Richard Rodgers TE GB | 13 |
| S | Billy Cundiff K CLE | 0 |
| I | Greg Zuerlein K LAR | 0 |
| S | Minnesota OST MIN | 19 |
| I | Chicago OST CHI | 0 |
| S | Chris Clemons DE JAC | 1 |
| S | Ezekiel Ansah DE DET | 2 |
| S | Clinton McDonald DT TB | 0 |
| S | Jeremiah Ratliff DT CHI | 3 |
| I | Justin Durant MLB DAL | 0 |
| S | Jamie Collins OLB NE | 11 |
| S | Emmanuel Lamur OLB CIN | 1 |
| B | Barkevious Mingo OLB CLE | 2 |
| I | Deone Bucannon S ARI | 0 |
| I | Kyle Van Noy OLB DET | 0 |
| B | Demarcus Lawrence DE DAL | 0 |
| I | Chandler Jones DE NE | 0 |
| S | Luke Kuechly MLB CAR | 8 |
| B | Brandon Spikes MLB BUF | 1 |
| B | Rolando McClain MLB DAL | 2 |
| B | Justin Gilbert CB CLE | 1 |
| B | D.J. Hayden CB LV | 2 |
| S | Alterraun Verner CB TB | 11 |
| S | Aqib Talib CB DEN | 14 |
| B | Sean Smith CB KC | 1 |
| B | Leon Hall CB CIN | 1 |
| S | Harrison Smith S MIN | 6 |
| S | Ryan Mundy S CHI | 12 |
| B | Kurt Coleman S KC | 1 |
| B | Marcus Williams DB NYJ | 3 |
| B | Chris Conte S CHI | 0 |
| I | Bradley McDougald S TB | 0 |
| I | T.J. McDonald S LAR | 0 |
| S | Sam Martin P DET | 10 |
| S | Philadelphia DST PHI | 11 |
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| I | Joe Flacco QB BAL | 0 |
| I | Tyrod Taylor QB BAL | 0 |
| S | Drew Brees QB NO | 60 |
| S | Luke McCown QB NO | 0 |
| S | Ryan Griffin QB NO | 0 |
| I | Nick Hardwick OC LAC | 0 |
| S | J.D. Walton OC NYG | 9 |
| I | Todd Herremans OG PHI | 0 |
| I | Brandon Linder OG JAC | 0 |
| S | Andy Levitre OG TEN | 7 |
| S | Jahri Evans OG NO | 8 |
| S | Ryan Clady OT DEN | 8 |
| I | Breno Giacomini OT NYJ | 0 |
| S | Andrew Whitworth OT CIN | 9 |
| I | Derek Newton OT HOU | 0 |
| B | Anthony Sherman FB KC | 3 |
| B | Darrel Young FB WAS | 2 |
| B | Bruce Miller FB SF | 4 |
| B | Joseph Randle RB DAL | 0 |
| S | Eddie Lacy RB GB | 25 |
| S | DeMarco Murray RB DAL | 24 |
| B | Chris Ivory RB NYJ | 3 |
| B | Eric Decker WR NYJ | 5 |
| S | Jordy Nelson WR GB | 12 |
| I | Miles Austin WR CLE | 0 |
| I | Brandon Lloyd WR SF | 0 |
| I | Cody Latimer WR DEN | 0 |
| S | Allen Hurns WR JAC | 15 |
| I | Corey Washington WR NYG | 0 |
| I | Jeff Janis WR GB | 0 |
| B | Antonio Gates TE LAC | 6 |
| S | Owen Daniels TE BAL | 22 |
| I | Taylor Thompson TE TEN | 0 |
| S | Caleb Sturgis K MIA | 11 |
| I | Adam Vinatieri K IND | 0 |
| S | Detroit OST DET | 0 |
| B | Cory Redding DE IND | 2 |
| B | Brian Robison DE MIN | 3 |
| S | Geno Atkins DT CIN | 5 |
| S | Johnathan Hankins DT NYG | 21 |
| S | Trent Cole OLB PHI | 3 |
| S | Geno Hayes OLB JAC | 7 |
| S | Mike Neal DE GB | 4 |
| S | Jasper Brinkley MLB MIN | 6 |
| B | Ahmad Brooks OLB SF | 4 |
| I | Matt Shaughnessy OLB ARI | 0 |
| S | Jerry Hughes DE BUF | 5 |
| I | Melvin Ingram OLB LAC | 0 |
| B | D.J. Williams MLB CHI | 0 |
| B | Rey Maualuga MLB CIN | 4 |
| B | Bobby Wagner MLB SEA | 8 |
| S | Johnathan Joseph CB HOU | 3 |
| S | Brandon Flowers CB LAC | 6 |
| B | Tarell Brown CB LV | 0 |
| I | Jimmy Smith CB BAL | 0 |
| B | Melvin White CB CAR | 0 |
| I | Alan Ball CB JAC | 0 |
| B | Cary Williams CB PHI | 4 |
| I | Jairus Byrd S NO | 0 |
| S | T.J. Ward S DEN | 8 |
| I | Ahmad Dixon S MIN | 0 |
| S | Louis Delmas S MIA | 0 |
| B | Kendrick Lewis S HOU | 10 |
| I | Kevin Huber P CIN | 0 |
| S | Andy Lee P SF | 8 |
| S | New York (N) DST NYG | 4 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the AW franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, TSI, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged TSI, every AW player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, AW ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that AW can exhale today is that TSI was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so pathetic as they coerced a bag of cement during the game and tossed a frog in the microwave - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 65-6 in front of a despondent home crowd for AW was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the pathetic TSI have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. AW sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the AW defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the TSI quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Johnathan Hankins with 21 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, AW might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - TSI's very own Dan Orlovsky. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the TSI coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he played about as well as a frog pithed by an epileptic first-grader.
"Picking on Dan Orlovsky was a part of the game plan," Drew Brees with 60 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on TSI to deliver. AW leads the all-time series 10-6 against TSI. AW has a 8-4 regular season record (2-0 in this year's playoffs) having just won the Conference Championship game. TSI has a 10-2 regular season record (0-1 in this year's playoffs) having just lost the Conference Championship game.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Tim Shoemaker noted, "I suppose every league needs a doormat. I feel some degree of scorn for them to be sure, but mostly, I just shake my head and watch them bumble their way from game to game with a sense of detached amusement." In response, the TSI coach noted, "Like 'em? No... not really. I'd rather strangle puppies in front of a dozen orphans than pull that wretched owner of theirs out of a burning building." |
