| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge | 178 | 51 | 229 | 17 | | Home | Southside Salamanders | 236 | 145 | 381 | 93 |
| Southside Salamanders |
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge |
|---|
| S | Scott Tolzien QB GB | 0 |
| I | Ryan Nassib QB NYG | 0 |
| S | Matt Flynn QB GB | 0 |
| I | Eli Manning QB NYG | 0 |
| S | Aaron Rodgers QB GB | 52 |
| I | Scott Wells OC LAR | 0 |
| S | Ben Jones OC HOU | 11 |
| S | James Carpenter OG SEA | 19 |
| I | T.J. Lang OG GB | 0 |
| S | Josh Sitton OG GB | 14 |
| S | Will Beatty OT NYG | 11 |
| S | Duane Brown OT HOU | 10 |
| I | Riley Reiff OT DET | 0 |
| I | Kyle Juszczyk FB BAL | 0 |
| S | Arian Foster RB HOU | 21 |
| B | Benny Cunningham RB LAR | 0 |
| B | Joique Bell RB DET | 6 |
| I | Danny Woodhead RB LAC | 0 |
| S | Jamaal Charles RB KC | 9 |
| B | Albert Wilson WR KC | 5 |
| B | Davante Adams WR GB | 2 |
| I | Taylor Gabriel WR CLE | 0 |
| B | De'Anthony Thomas RB KC | 5 |
| B | Marqise Lee WR JAC | 3 |
| B | Markus Wheaton WR PIT | 1 |
| I | Aaron Dobson WR NE | 0 |
| I | Robert Woods WR BUF | 0 |
| I | Rod Streater WR LV | 0 |
| S | Kendall Wright WR TEN | 12 |
| I | Brandon Williams TE CAR | 0 |
| S | Jared Cook TE LAR | 20 |
| S | Ryan Griffin TE HOU | 13 |
| B | C.J. Fiedorowicz TE HOU | 5 |
| I | Kyle Rudolph TE MIN | 0 |
| B | Tony Moeaki TE SEA | 0 |
| S | Mason Crosby K GB | 12 |
| I | Cairo Santos K KC | 0 |
| S | Dallas OST DAL | 1 |
| S | Ryan Kerrigan OLB WAS | 20 |
| S | Malik Jackson DE DEN | 9 |
| S | Mike Daniels DE GB | 8 |
| S | Steve McLendon NT PIT | 3 |
| I | B.J. Raji NT ??? | 0 |
| I | Vinny Curry DE PHI | 0 |
| B | Koa Misi OLB MIA | 6 |
| I | Jacquian Williams OLB NYG | 0 |
| S | Wesley Woodyard ILB TEN | 8 |
| S | Danny Trevathan OLB DEN | 0 |
| I | Ryan Shazier ILB PIT | 0 |
| S | Curtis Lofton ILB NO | 11 |
| B | A.J. Hawk ILB GB | 3 |
| B | Sam Shields CB GB | 3 |
| B | Travis Carrie CB LV | 4 |
| I | Jason Verrett CB LAC | 0 |
| S | Kyle Fuller CB CHI | 8 |
| B | Dwayne Gratz CB JAC | 3 |
| B | Desmond Trufant CB ATL | 9 |
| S | Casey Hayward CB GB | 2 |
| B | George Iloka S CIN | 5 |
| I | Eric Berry S KC | 0 |
| S | Reshad Jones S MIA | 10 |
| S | Mike Adams S IND | 11 |
| B | Ha Ha Clinton-Dix S GB | 5 |
| I | Delano Howell S ??? | 0 |
| S | Johnny Hekker P LAR | 14 |
| I | Tim Masthay P GB | 0 |
| S | Baltimore DST BAL | 3 |
|
| I | Joe Flacco QB BAL | 0 |
| I | Tyrod Taylor QB BAL | 0 |
| S | Drew Brees QB NO | 20 |
| S | Luke McCown QB NO | 0 |
| S | Ryan Griffin QB NO | 0 |
| I | Nick Hardwick OC LAC | 0 |
| S | J.D. Walton OC NYG | 12 |
| I | Todd Herremans OG PHI | 0 |
| I | Brandon Linder OG JAC | 0 |
| S | Andy Levitre OG TEN | 2 |
| S | Jahri Evans OG NO | 6 |
| S | Ryan Clady OT DEN | 6 |
| I | Breno Giacomini OT NYJ | 0 |
| S | Andrew Whitworth OT CIN | 11 |
| I | Derek Newton OT HOU | 0 |
| B | Anthony Sherman FB KC | 1 |
| B | Darrel Young FB WAS | 5 |
| B | Bruce Miller FB SF | 4 |
| B | Joseph Randle RB DAL | 1 |
| S | Eddie Lacy RB GB | 20 |
| S | DeMarco Murray RB DAL | 14 |
| B | Chris Ivory RB NYJ | 2 |
| B | Eric Decker WR NYJ | 1 |
| S | Jordy Nelson WR GB | 30 |
| I | Miles Austin WR CLE | 0 |
| B | Brandon Lloyd WR SF | 0 |
| I | Cody Latimer WR DEN | 0 |
| S | Allen Hurns WR JAC | 7 |
| I | Corey Washington WR NYG | 0 |
| I | Jeff Janis WR GB | 0 |
| S | Antonio Gates TE LAC | 27 |
| B | Owen Daniels TE BAL | 2 |
| I | Taylor Thompson TE TEN | 0 |
| S | Caleb Sturgis K MIA | 7 |
| I | Adam Vinatieri K IND | 0 |
| S | Detroit OST DET | 0 |
| B | Cory Redding DE IND | 0 |
| B | Brian Robison DE MIN | 1 |
| S | Geno Atkins DT CIN | 1 |
| S | Johnathan Hankins DT NYG | 1 |
| S | Trent Cole OLB PHI | 0 |
| S | Geno Hayes OLB JAC | 0 |
| S | Mike Neal DE GB | 6 |
| B | Jasper Brinkley MLB MIN | 3 |
| B | Ahmad Brooks OLB SF | 0 |
| I | Matt Shaughnessy OLB ARI | 0 |
| S | Jerry Hughes DE BUF | 3 |
| I | Melvin Ingram OLB LAC | 0 |
| I | D.J. Williams MLB CHI | 0 |
| B | Rey Maualuga MLB CIN | 4 |
| S | Bobby Wagner MLB SEA | 10 |
| S | Johnathan Joseph CB HOU | 5 |
| S | Brandon Flowers CB LAC | 4 |
| B | Tarell Brown CB LV | 0 |
| I | Jimmy Smith CB BAL | 0 |
| B | Melvin White CB CAR | 0 |
| I | Alan Ball CB JAC | 0 |
| B | Cary Williams CB PHI | 1 |
| I | Jairus Byrd S NO | 0 |
| B | T.J. Ward S DEN | 5 |
| I | Ahmad Dixon S MIN | 0 |
| S | Louis Delmas S MIA | 0 |
| S | Kendrick Lewis S HOU | 4 |
| I | Kevin Huber P CIN | 0 |
| S | Andy Lee P SF | 0 |
| S | New York (N) DST NYG | 3 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the SRS franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, AW, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged AW, every SRS player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, SRS ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that SRS can exhale today is that AW was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so vile as they thrust our last jar of dried beef during the game and ate my sister's homework - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 93-17 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for SRS was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the vile AW have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. SRS sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the SRS defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the AW quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Tim Masthay with 36 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, SRS might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - AW's very own Joe Flacco. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the AW coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he was as sharp as a sponge today.
"Picking on Joe Flacco was a part of the game plan," Eli Manning with 57 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on AW to deliver. SRS leads the all-time series 5-0 against AW. SRS has a 11-1 regular season record (2-0 in this year's playoffs) having just won the Superbowl. AW has a 8-4 regular season record (2-1 in this year's playoffs) having just lost the Superbowl.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Allen Cummings exclaimed, "I'm not saying that this is true, mind you, but I'm not saying it isn't. I heard tell that that owner of theirs has been kidnapping small children and selling them on the Chinese black market. Do I respect him? Does anyone?" In response, the AW coach shot, "I'm not saying that this is true, mind you, but I'm not saying it isn't. I heard tell that that owner of theirs has been kidnapping small children and selling them on the Chinese black market. Do I respect him? Does anyone?" |
