| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Memphis Hound Dogs | 232 | 159 | 391 | 13 | | Home | Southside Salamanders | 179 | 207 | 386 | 10 |
| Southside Salamanders |
Memphis Hound Dogs |
|---|
| S | Brett Hundley QB GB | 0 |
| I | Justin Worley QB ??? | 0 |
| I | David Fales QB CHI | 0 |
| S | Scott Tolzien QB GB | 0 |
| I | Jay Cutler QB CHI | 0 |
| S | Aaron Rodgers QB GB | 20 |
| S | Ben Jones OC HOU | 8 |
| S | Michael Harris OT MIN | 8 |
| S | T.J. Lang OG GB | 7 |
| S | Josh Sitton OG GB | 7 |
| I | Allen Barbre OG PHI | 0 |
| I | Marshall Newhouse OT NYG | 0 |
| S | Duane Brown OT HOU | 8 |
| I | Riley Reiff OT DET | 0 |
| B | Jonathan Grimes RB HOU | 1 |
| B | Duke Johnson RB CLE | 5 |
| S | Charcandrick West RB KC | 19 |
| I | Mike Gillislee RB BUF | 0 |
| I | Dan Herron RB IND | 0 |
| I | Dion Lewis RB NE | 0 |
| S | Chris Ivory RB NYJ | 7 |
| I | Arian Foster RB HOU | 0 |
| I | Ahmad Bradshaw RB IND | 0 |
| B | Dwayne Harris WR NYG | 3 |
| I | Ty Montgomery WR GB | 0 |
| B | DeVante Parker WR MIA | 5 |
| B | Jeremy Butler WR BAL | 3 |
| B | Javontee Herndon WR LAC | 5 |
| B | Jared Abbrederis WR GB | 3 |
| I | Terrance Williams WR DAL | 0 |
| S | Alshon Jeffery WR CHI | 8 |
| B | Davante Adams WR GB | 3 |
| B | Kendall Wright WR TEN | 0 |
| B | Dion Sims TE MIA | 3 |
| S | Will Tye TE NYG | 30 |
| B | Justin Perillo TE GB | 2 |
| I | Jeff Heuerman TE ??? | 0 |
| I | James O'Shaughnessy TE KC | 0 |
| S | Kyle Rudolph TE MIN | 11 |
| I | Mason Crosby K GB | 0 |
| S | Josh Brown K NYG | 9 |
| B | Ryan Kerrigan OLB WAS | 7 |
| S | Malik Jackson DE DEN | 13 |
| S | Mike Daniels DE GB | 4 |
| S | Ian Williams NT SF | 15 |
| B | Mike Neal OLB GB | 5 |
| S | Vontaze Burfict OLB CIN | 20 |
| B | Melvin Ingram OLB LAC | 12 |
| S | Ryan Shazier ILB PIT | 16 |
| S | Brian Cushing ILB HOU | 9 |
| B | Danny Trevathan ILB DEN | 5 |
| I | Vince Williams ILB PIT | 0 |
| I | Michael Wilhoite ILB SF | 0 |
| I | Sam Barrington ILB GB | 0 |
| B | Casey Hayward CB GB | 4 |
| B | Travis Carrie CB LV | 3 |
| I | K'Waun Williams CB CLE | 0 |
| S | Malcolm Butler CB NE | 13 |
| B | Trae Waynes CB MIN | 4 |
| S | Marcus Peters CB KC | 29 |
| S | Reshad Jones S MIA | 18 |
| I | George Iloka S CIN | 0 |
| S | Ron Parker S KC | 9 |
| B | Eric Reid S SF | 5 |
| S | Ha Ha Clinton-Dix S GB | 5 |
| S | Johnny Hekker P LAR | 11 |
|
| S | Jimmy Garoppolo QB NE | 0 |
| I | Teddy Bridgewater QB MIN | 0 |
| I | Shaun Hill QB MIN | 0 |
| S | Tom Brady QB NE | 39 |
| I | Taylor Heinicke QB MIN | 0 |
| I | Alex Mack OC CLE | 0 |
| I | Will Montgomery OC CHI | 0 |
| S | Joe Hawley OC TB | 12 |
| S | Richie Incognito OG BUF | 10 |
| S | James Carpenter OG NYJ | 5 |
| S | Cordy Glenn OT BUF | 14 |
| I | Mike Remmers OT CAR | 0 |
| S | Bryan Bulaga OT GB | 5 |
| I | Alejandro Villanueva OT PIT | 0 |
| I | Kelvin Beachum OT PIT | 0 |
| S | James White RB NE | 23 |
| B | Joique Bell RB DET | 4 |
| I | Marshawn Lynch RB SEA | 0 |
| B | Tim Hightower RB NO | 3 |
| I | Thomas Rawls RB SEA | 0 |
| S | Todd Gurley RB LAR | 18 |
| I | Vincent Jackson WR TB | 0 |
| I | Wes Welker WR LAR | 0 |
| I | Paul Richardson WR SEA | 0 |
| I | Rishard Matthews WR MIA | 0 |
| B | Keshawn Martin WR NE | 3 |
| S | T.Y. Hilton WR IND | 7 |
| I | Leonard Hankerson WR BUF | 0 |
| B | Terrelle Pryor WR CLE | 0 |
| S | Emmanuel Sanders WR DEN | 42 |
| B | Pierre Garcon WR WAS | 3 |
| B | Brandon LaFell WR NE | 4 |
| I | Nick O'Leary TE BUF | 0 |
| I | Jace Amaro TE ??? | 0 |
| B | Mychal Rivera TE LV | 3 |
| S | Rob Gronkowski TE NE | 22 |
| B | Kellen Davis TE NYJ | 2 |
| S | Chandler Catanzaro K ARI | 13 |
| I | Caleb Sturgis K PHI | 0 |
| I | Cody Parkey K PHI | 0 |
| S | Michael Bennett DE SEA | 12 |
| S | Timmy Jernigan DT BAL | 5 |
| S | Aaron Donald DT LAR | 15 |
| I | Henry Anderson DE IND | 0 |
| B | Obum Gwacham DE NO | 1 |
| S | Thomas Davis OLB CAR | 9 |
| S | Tamba Hali OLB KC | 5 |
| S | Paul Posluszny MLB JAC | 17 |
| B | Demarcus Lawrence DE DAL | 8 |
| S | Carlos Dunlap DE CIN | 17 |
| B | Frank Clark DE SEA | 1 |
| I | Jordan Tripp LB JAC | 0 |
| I | Alec Ogletree OLB LAR | 0 |
| I | Anthony Barr OLB MIN | 0 |
| S | Bashaud Breeland CB WAS | 4 |
| B | Desmond Trufant CB ATL | 2 |
| B | D.J. Hayden CB LV | 2 |
| B | Cortland Finnegan CB CAR | 3 |
| B | Brent Grimes CB MIA | 5 |
| B | Rodney McLeod S LAR | 5 |
| S | Calvin Pryor S NYJ | 10 |
| B | Ricardo Allen S ATL | 3 |
| S | Landon Collins S NYG | 9 |
| B | Clayton Geathers S IND | 0 |
| S | Corey Graham CB BUF | 11 |
| B | Tashaun Gipson S CLE | 4 |
| S | Donnie Jones P PHI | 11 |
|
| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the MHD franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, SRS, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged SRS, every MHD player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, MHD ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that MHD can exhale today is that SRS was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so revolting as they hauled a bag of cement during the game and tossed a frog in the microwave - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 13-10 in front of a despondent home crowd for MHD was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the revolting SRS have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. MHD sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the MHD defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the SRS quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Carlos Dunlap with 17 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, MHD might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - SRS's very own Dan Herron. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the SRS coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he performed like a spasmodic violinist.
"Picking on Dan Herron was a part of the game plan," Teddy Bridgewater with 55 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on SRS to deliver. MHD trails the all-time series 3-38 against SRS. MHD has a 7-5 regular season record (3-0 in this year's playoffs) having just won the Conference Championship game. SRS has a 11-1 regular season record (0-1 in this year's playoffs) having just lost the Conference Championship game.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Chip Riggs quipped, "Who? Do they even play professional football?" In response, the SRS coach groaned, "Thinking about them forces me to draw parallels between them and the Bulgarians." He was quick to add, "Erm, the Byzantine Empire had to deal with those clods... made themselves quite a nuisance 'til Basil crushed 'em and cut their eyes out - well, he left a couple of 'em with one eye so's they could guide the others home. I can't help but think that motivations such as that would help their cause." |
